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Too Bad Ruby is Slow as Fuck

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-10 4:32

Coming to theatres near you!

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-10 4:35

That's why you should use FIOC

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-10 4:38

Too Bad FIOC is FIOC

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-10 6:24

isn't there a new(ish) implementation that makes it quite quick?

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-10 6:34

>>4
It is fast only in Google Chrome.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-10 14:09

>>5
[citation needed]

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-10 14:26

That's why you use C++

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-10 19:46

>>3! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOUR POST! I READ IT 5 TIMES! KEEP POSTING!

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-10 20:01

That's why you use C
Fix'd

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-10 20:36

That's why you use ASM

Fix'd

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-10 20:41

That's why you use punch cards
Fix'd

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-10 22:09

That's why you use abaci

Fix'd

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-10 22:17

That's why you use YHBT
Fix'd

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-10 23:01

>>7
Ha.  Compiled programs on the web.  You make me laugh.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-10 23:11

>>14
You have made me decide to right a C++ interpreter.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-10 23:11

>>15
s/right/write/

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-10 23:11

>>14
That's why you use SLOW ASS FUCK languages.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-11 0:21

>>15
Oh, like UnderC?

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-11 2:32

That's why you use PHP

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-11 8:48

>>19
nao, PHP is a DEAD LANGUAGE

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-11 13:05

Ruby is slow? slow for what? I was about to learn a programing language, and I chose Ruby, bad choice?

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-11 13:11

>>21
``SLOW AS FUCK'', do you not understand it motherfucker? Do yourself a favor and pick up a copy of SICP.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-11 14:02

>>22
What the fuck is SICP? mind posting a link? Is this a good language to start off?

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-11 15:07

>>21
If you're not planning on writing intensive things like 3d real-time rendering, Ruby is plenty fast enough for practical purposes.  The JRuby compiler is easily the simplest/fastest choice of the various implementations.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-11 15:35

>>23
``GOOGLE FUCKING SEARCH'', do you not understand it motherfucker? Do yourself a favor and getthefuckout. We don't like your kind here.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-11 15:40

>>25
I did search you fucking retard. I found nothing concrete, thus I asked for a link. Thanks to kind anon >>24, I've decided to stick SICP up yours and learn Ruby. If you weren't such a faggot I might've given that shit a try.

Good day.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-11 15:41

>>26
http://www.google.com/search?q=sicp

I think you will find this helpful.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-11 15:50

>>26
You don't belong here, and you don't deserve our help.  Leave us.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-11 16:12

>>26
IT'S THE FIRST GODDAMN RESULT YOU MOTHERFUCKING
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,adPPYba,  8b      db      d8  88  8b,dPPYba,    ,adPPYba, 
I8[    ""  `8b    d88b    d8'  88  88P'   `"8a  a8P_____88 
 `"Y8ba,    `8b  d8'`8b  d8'   88  88       88  8PP""""""" 
aa    ]8I    `8bd8'  `8bd8'    88  88       88  "8b,   ,aa 
`"YbbdP"'      YP      YP      88  88       88   `"Ybbd8"' 

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-11 16:45

>>29

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    \  _. /  ' |   |  ( ' ) | |    \ | `--.  ,---'
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|   |(_,_)'    | _ _--.   | |  ( ' )  \   (_I_)   
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  `-..-'       '(_,_) '---' /_______.'    '---'   
                                                  

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-11 17:20

>>29
You lose one point for misspelling ``incompetent''.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-11 17:24

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Name: Anonymous 2008-09-11 17:32

>>30
YHBMT.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-11 17:33

>>32
VIRUS!!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-11 21:39

Have you read your Perl and CGI for the World Wide Web today?

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-11 21:58

Have you read your ██████████████████ today?

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-12 8:47

>>32
fuck I saved this as a .js file and now my start page is /b/ and there are dicks everywhere on my screen floating and cumming around its fucking scary halp

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-14 15:52

>>34,37
Actually it's only a legit data URL which contains a 23x11 image in PNG format.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-14 15:58

>>23
 8/10

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-14 21:29

YARV is faster than MRI. Also faster than FIOC.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-14 21:30

Wait I just saw the dates.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-15 12:08

>>38
It's 23x10 you fool

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-26 5:52

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-31 21:18

<-- check em dubz

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-03 4:56

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-13 7:23

First page on Google for "SLOW AS FUCK", guys.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-13 8:33

>>46
Too bad your email is NOKO AS FUCK

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-13 11:40

>>47
Too bad YHBT

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-13 12:35

72 GET

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-13 23:06

these search results are slow as fuck


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Name: Anonymous 2013-03-18 18:48

SLOW AS FUCK
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