I'm one lazy motherfucker

I've been so lazy these last 4 years I've almost forgotten how to write decent code. Now I got a job as a programmer and I have only 5 days to get in shape. Along with my daily SICP and some K&R, I need some serious books about Perl, OpenGL Programming and OOP ( expecially C++ ), otherwise I'll have to accept a job as a FIOC and Java programmer. Suggestions? Right now I can code shit in C89/C99 and C++, even if I barely remember the syntax.
Please, I don't wanna work with Indian guys coding FIOC. It's every /prog/grammer's nightmare, you know it.

>>29
Actually, you can just link back to the original webpage where you got the source, or extend an offer to retrieve the source for them at any time for no more than the cost of distribution.

Are you also one of those idiots that thinks "I have to have source on my shell server because people could scp out of /bin"?

Also, The C Programming Language (Second Edition) is ANSI C. That was published maybe what, when ANSI C came out? Do you people keep your head buried in the FIOC sand?

The anticudders are strong with this thread, and I imagine I will not be returning without my best and sharpest pair of parentheses. May the Sussman be with you all.