Penis

Create a penis object in your favorite language with all functionality a real penis has.

hmm. i'm a pre-op girl, so i guess this...

private class Penis
{
 public:
 void piss();
 protected:
 int Bladder
}

Penis::piss()
{
 if (Bladder > 50)
 {
  Bladder--;
 }
}


yay for nearly non-functional penis.