My prof. may be in league with the Anticudder

He claims to have worked with Lisp code on Hubble, but he teaches a software engineering class rife with ENTERPRISE best practices bullshit.  It's hard for me to imagine such a fall even possible.  What do I do, /prog/, what do I do?

>(´> kekeke
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I would really like to he/p you out kind sir, misfortunatly for us, Ich muss work on my homework for my college intro to programming class. It's is in java and we are useing blueJ. You should just move to my school, its soo much better.

Hah!  ´´Fall´´, my ass!
He's seen things you people wouldn't believe.  Infinite tail recursions on the shoulder of Orion.  He's watched cudders glitter in the dark near a sensor gate.

He has grown through real world experience to a point where you can't even comprehend what he's doing, and why he's doing it.  You think you see through him, but all you are seeing is his shadow on the wall as he commands the very sun.  Face it, you're Blub.  Your programming methods, your programming language, they're all Blub to him.

So what do yo do?  Kneel and beg to be his apprentice, that's what.  Serve him well, ask of the Tao, and be enlightened.

Has he read SICP?

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