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/prog/'s programming assignments

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-23 6:47

1. Write an IRC bot in your chosen language using raw sockets, no external IRC libraries.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-23 8:03

NO U

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-23 8:33

Java has stuff for this. Not going to reinvent the wheel.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-23 8:51

sage

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-23 9:31

I don't understand this obsession /prog/ has with writing IRC-related software. So far we've had two ircds, three or four challenges to write an ircd, one challenge to write an IRC client, three IRC bots, and now a challenge to write another bot.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-23 9:32

IRC-related software is what is wrong with IRC.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-23 9:39

connection = ConnectionFactoryFactory.GetIrcFactory.GetNewConnection("/prog/");
message = MessageFactoryFactory.GetMessageFactory("HAX MY ANUS, >>3").CreateMessage();
connection.GetInputChannel().SendMessage(message);

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-23 9:54

ITT we waste our time programming IRC bots so OP won't have to move his lazy fingers.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-23 9:54

You guys really need to step into the future. Jabber, the communication protocol, is the way of the future.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-23 10:03

>>9
I hate xml with passion.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-23 10:06

I live Java. Java has XML interpreter for easy of use.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-23 10:06

heres my bot
#!/bin/sh
irssi

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-23 10:09

>>11
Good luck even finding that in the standard libraries.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-23 10:12

>>10
Then that's your own failing. Hope you enjoy your YAML.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-23 11:12

>>5
It's either IRC-related or Anonix-related.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-23 11:16

Anonix-related software is what is wrong with Anonix.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-23 11:41

Anonix is what is wrong with Anonix.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-23 12:16

I'll write an IRC bot. I sure as hell won't release it into the public domain. That shit'll be GPLv3, for maximum freedom.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-23 12:49

I'll write an IRC bot. I sure as hell won't release it into the public domain. That shit'll be 3-clause BSD, for maximum freedom.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-23 14:35

>>19
That's better.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-23 15:02

I'll write an IRC bot. I sure as hell won't release it into the public domain. That shit'll be closed source, for maximum binary blob.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-23 15:45

I'll have the Anonix project write an IRC bot for me. I sure as hell won't be contributing myself. That shit'll be anonymous, for minimal bloat.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-23 19:14

I'll write an IRC bot. It'll be public domain, although I'll write it in assembler and strip the comments, so it might as well be a binary blob.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-23 19:42

I'll write an IRC bot. It'll be public domain, although I'll write it in Haskell and use a bunch of Nomads, so it might as well be encrypted.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-23 19:50

>>24
That says more about you than about Haskell.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-23 20:59

I'll write an IRC bot. It'll be public domain, although I'll write it in Perl and... just that, so it might as well be line noise.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-23 21:06

I'll write an IRC bot. It'll be over 9000 lines of brainfuck, as soon as they implement sockets in that language.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-23 21:33

I'll write an IRC bot. It'll be in Python, and it'll consist of a single import statement.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-19 20:36

>>28
I'll write a Python joke. It'll be stolen from XKCD, and even less funny than the original.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 23:51

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