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No C++!

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If C++0x gets lambda functions, what will you faggots do then?

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Whine about lack of continuations

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C++0x needs monads

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Please don't, let's keep serious tools and toys separate.

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My grandfather thinks computers are toys.

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I think that my grandfather's prosthetic arm is a toy, no big deal.

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It is if you don't wipe off the cum after you're finished with it.

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What a waste of cum. Don't you have a sleeping sister or something to dump it on instead?

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I would have, if you just told me where you live.

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There is now a sizeable bulge in my pants.

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So take the second edition of SICP out of your pants.

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ITT:
fags with bags telling gags

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C[sup][sup]++[/sup][/sup]0x

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skiddy CURL user

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C is the only post that cannot be EY'd

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Woah, you are right. Okay... I give you this thread but the others are MINE!

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1.1 Getting Started
The only way to learn a new programming language is by writing programs in it. The first program to write is the same for all languages:
 Print the words
hello, world
This is a big hurdle; to leap over it you have to be able to create the program text somewhere, compile it successfully, load it, run it, and find out where your output went. With these mechanical details mastered, everything else is comparatively easy.

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In C, the program to print ``hello, world'' is
    #include <stdio.h>
    main()
    {
       printf("hello, world\n");
    }

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    Ey C, yhe pyegyem te pyeyt ``heyye, weyyd'' ey
        #eycyede <yydee.h>
        meey()
        {
           pyeyyf("heyye, weyyd\y");
        }

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CLOJURE

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Anyways, C++!

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Crawling in my skin
These wounds, they will not heal
Fear is how I fall
Confusing what is real


There's something inside me that pulls beneath the surface
Consuming/confusing
This lack of self-control I fear is never ending
Controlling/I can't seem


To find myself again
My walls are closing in
(Without a sense of confidence, I'm convinced that there's just too much pressure to take)
I've felt this way before
So insecure

Crawling in my skin
These wounds, they will not heal
Fear is how I fall
Confusing what is real

Discomfort, endlessly has pulled itself upon me
Distracting/reacting
Against my will I stand beside my own reflection
It`s haunting how I can't seem...

To find myself again
My walls are closing in
(Without a sense of confidence, I'm convinced that there's just too much pressure to take)
I've felt this way before
So insecure

Crawling in my skin
These wounds, they will not heal
Fear is how I fall
Confusing what is real

Crawling in my skin
These wounds, they will not heal
Fear is how I fall
Confusing, confusing what is real
(There's something inside me that pulls beneath the surface)
Consuming, confusing what is real
(This lack of self-control I fear is never ending)
Controlling, confusing what is real.

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LainSICP.

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You forgot your return value. AND YOU CALL YOURSELF A Python PROGRAMMER

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I cackled like UMH memesmith halfway through his second banana daiquiri.

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Drink daquiri for that refreshing brownness.

Name: C 2010-03-29 20:53

See C run. Run, C, run.

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RUN MY ANUS

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