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Woe is Me

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-21 0:29

I can't do the exercises in Chapter 1.

I have failed.

I will not kill myself with fire.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-22 22:16

I'm a developer, but all I write is Java. I'm contributing to ENTERPRISE faggotry, and I'm too lazy to find a better job. I'm sorry /prog/

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-22 22:23

>>40
Actually, we're tiny, and I'm the senior developer for internal development (there's another senior developer in the company but he's not writing code). This is why I like it: I get to do a lot of things in every part of the development cycle iterations, I get to take a lot of decisions, and I can discuss anything with my boss (who, surprisingly, almost incredibly, knows what he's talking about, gets to the gory details, and trusts my judgement when I make sense). I love small companies: instead of ENTERPRISE BEST PRACTICES TURNKEY PROFESSIONAL SCALABLE SOLUTIONS, I get to do real R&D, and my work can be as varied as to teach class for a week, install a production server the next day, then back to work on one of the two big projects I'm into. Moreover, we're developing a "not done here" syndrome which means we get to do almost everything, so we can't get bored with a single project.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-22 23:49

>>42
Thats great, but I was referring to myself in >>40, per the theme of this thread: how hard I fail at being an EXPERT PROGRAMMER

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-23 2:15

wtf

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-23 11:21

I only write type signatures for my Haskell functions when it won't compile otherwise. I also never use type aliases.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-23 19:02

I'M THE SUSSMAN
SON OF A BITCH FORTRAN-DERIVED LANGUAGES
FORTRAN IS PIG
DO YOU WANT STATEMENTS?
DO YOU WANT LOOPS?
FORTRAN IS PIG DISGUSTING
JOHN WARNER BACKUS IS A MURDERER
FUCKING POPULARITY

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 6:09

The distribution how to   program properly otherwise.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 6:44

compiler will warn you   of them Neither   will tell you   how bad your.

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