>>4
since when the fuck does kill-self take a continuation? idiot.
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Anonymous2008-08-21 16:01
Continuations are fun.
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Anonymous2008-08-21 16:58
>>5
Proceeds with continuation in case of undead, reincarnation, or Jebus. Has side-effects if undead.
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Anonymous2008-08-21 21:56
>>7 Proceeds with continuation in case of undead or reincarnation. Has side-effects if undead. OMG OPTIMIZED
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Anonymous2008-08-21 22:16
I feel like I've failed the Sussman and the Abelson. I wanted so much to be an expert programmer, but my inability to create the beautiful black-box abstractions has left me crippled and worth nothing more than Samir from India who writes C# for $0.15/line.
I am so distraught I have intentionally failed to BBCode properly.
See my shame, /prog/! Would that I had never touched a computer than known the disappointment of failing SICP.
>>18
Haha, me too. I'd never admit it though. Watch me disappear into the anonymous mass again.
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Anonymous2008-08-22 15:18
>>18-19
I own a copy of Head First Design Patterns. :(
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Anonymous2008-08-22 15:37
I own a copy of GEOS Inside and Out.
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Anonymous2008-08-22 15:45
>>19
I found it incredibly boring and couldn't bring myself to read it. Might as well have burnt the money.
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Anonymous2008-08-22 15:50
Every semester when I have to buy textbooks for school, I buy 5 copies of SICP instead. I'm up to 30 copies of SICP stacked on my shelf. When I'm really lonely i like to pile them all around me and fall asleep, letting the Sussman protect me.
>>27
Is that your way of saying I will, along with my job?
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Anonymous2008-08-22 19:21
I don't have any intention of ever reading SICP.
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Anonymous2008-08-22 20:21
I dropped out of college (Computer Science) years ago, have never had a job, and have never published anything remotely interesting. Sometimes I write patches for open-source projects, but I don't submit them. I still consider myself a programmer.
>>31
I have never had a job. Sometimes I write patches for open-source projects, but I rarely submit them. I still consider myself a programmer.
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Anonymous2008-08-22 21:17
I've had a job for years, doing PHP and Python (I only had to do Java for 4 days, and I'm getting Python pushed into the organization, yay). I write patches for a few free software projects (C and Python), but don't submit them because they wouldn't get accepted (I make them work my way, after already knowing they don't like this way from talking in the development newsgroups). I still consider myself an EXPERT PROGRAMMER.
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Anonymous2008-08-22 21:22
I don't know the BBCode for the EXPERT PROGRAMMER meme.
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Anonymous2008-08-22 21:46
I apply B, I, U and O in any order, then output EXPERT PROGRAMMER, then apply /B, /I, /U and /O in opposite order. For example, quoting the program:
>>38
Oops, remove the backslashes. I thought this BBCode interpreter still required them, I'm glad quote works. I guess I can start using [quote ...] now.
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Anonymous2008-08-22 21:53
>>38
Now I can do the EXPERT PROGRAMMER meme, but actually I'm a NOVICE INFORMATION SYSTEMS REQUIREMENTS ANALYST, and I'm jealous of the developers who I work with.