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Growing a UNIX Beard

Name: André 2008-08-14 11:55

Any advice for growing a UNIX beard? I am attempting it and my neck is really itchy. Is there any UNIX beard lotion that I could apply that would soothe it?

Have any of you guys grown a UNIX beard? How was it? Why did you grow one?

Thanks,

André

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-14 12:08

Hola André! Actually you just have to wait till puberty, then your beard will grow by itself, adios amigo!

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-14 12:48

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Name: Anonymous 2008-08-14 16:36

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It will stop itching soon, and shaving will make it itch.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-14 18:30

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Name: Anonymous 2008-08-14 20:17

I tried growing one at university, but I looked like a filthy hobo.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-14 23:13

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But, you are a filthy hobo.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-14 23:15

maybe you should think of graduating from junior high first dumbass

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Name: Anonymous 2008-08-14 23:32

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