/prog/ challenge: ``proper quotes''

Write a program that takes a text file and converts adirectional quotes into `` and '', i.e.

INPUT:
I turned my head around, with that casual smile all over my face.
"The stuff you said in your intro, how much of it was serious?"
With her arms crossed in front of her chest, lips sealed tight,
Suzumiya Haruhi kept her stern posture, staring right into my eyes.
"What 'stuff in my intro?'"
"The stuff about the aliens and all that."
"Are you an alien?"

OUTPUT:
I turned my head around, with that casual smile all over my face.
``The stuff you said in your intro, how much of it was serious?''
With her arms crossed in front of her chest, lips sealed tight,
Suzumiya Haruhi kept her stern posture, staring right into my eyes.
``What 'stuff in my intro?'''
``The stuff about the aliens and all that.''
``Are you an alien?''

Use whatever language you want. Bonus points for creativity and efficiency.

I'll start:
#include <stdio.h>

char *q[]= {"''", "``"};
main() {
 int c, i=0;
 while((c=getchar())!=EOF) {
  if(c=='"')
   printf("%s",q[i^=1]);
  else
   putchar(c);
 }
}

State var = 1. Scan the file. substitute " with `` and change state var to 1 if state var == 0; substitute " with '' and change state var to 0 if state var == 1.

What I did here is a pseudocode, one level higher.

%%%%%%%%%
%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%"
%%%%%%``
%%%%%%%''
%%%%
%

%
%%%
%%%%
%%%%%

my $c = 0;
sub t {
  ($c++%2)?'``':"''"
}
while(<>){
  s/"/&t()/g;
  print $_;
}

      ******************************************************************

      *                                                                *

      *        C A L C U L A T E   D A T E   D A Y   N U M B E R       *

      *                                                                *

      *                                                                *

      *    RETURNS A NUMBER WHICH IS ONE GREATER FOR EACH SUCCESSIVE   *

      *    DATE.                                                       *

      *                                                                *

      *    USAGE:  MOVE <FIRST DATE>  TO DW-WORK-YYYYMMDD.             *

      *            PERFORM 001100-DATE-DAYS                            *

      *               THRU 001100-EXIT.                                *

      *                                                                *

      *    RESULT: DW-DAYS = DATE DAY NUMBER                           *

      *                                                                *

      *                                                                *

      *    THIS ROUTINE USES A VARIATION OF ZELLER'S CONGRUENCE.       *

      *    THE FORMULA IS:                                             *

      *                                                                *

      *        <DATE DAY NBR> = (     (YEAR * 365)                     *

      *                          + INT(YEAR / 4)                       *

      *                          - INT(YEAR / 100)                     *

      *                          + INT(YEAR / 400)                     *

      *                          + INT(MONTH * 30.6001)                *

      *                          +     DAY) )                          *

      *                                                                *

      *    WHERE: DAY     = DAY OF THE MONTH                           *

      *                                                                *

      *           MONTH   = MONTH + 13  (JAN & FEB)                    *

      *                     MONTH + 1   (MAR - DEC)                    *

      *                                                                *

      *           YEAR    = YEAR - 1    (JAN & FEB)                    *

      *                     YEAR        (MAR - DEC)                    *

      *                                                                *

      *           INT(...) MEANS TAKE THE INTEGER PART (NO ROUNDING)   *

      *                                                                *

      *                                                                *

      *    THE DATE-DAY-NUMBER CAN BE USED TO DETERMINE THE NUMBER OF  *

      *    DAYS BETWEEN TWO DATES BY COMPUTING THE DAY NUMBER OF EACH  *

      *    DATE AND SUBTRACTING, LIKE THIS:                            *

      *                                                                *

      *        MOVE <FIRST DATE>  TO DW-WORK-YYYYMMDD.                 *

      *        PERFORM 001100-DATE-DAYS                                *

      *           THRU 001100-EXIT.                                    *

      *        MOVE DW-DAYS TO <HOLD DAY>.                             *

      *        MOVE <SECOND DATE> TO DW-WORK-YYYYMMDD.                 *

      *        PERFORM 001100-DATE-DAYS                                *

      *           THRU 001100-EXIT.                                    *

      *        SUBTRACT DW-DAYS FROM <HOLD DAY>                        *

      *            GIVING <DAYS BETWEEN DATES>.                        *

      *                                                                *

      ******************************************************************

      *

       001100-DATE-DAYS.

      *

      *  ** ADJUST YEAR AND MONTH **

      *

           MOVE DW-WORK-YYYY TO DW-TEMP-YYYY.

           MOVE DW-WORK-MM   TO DW-TEMP-MM.

           IF (DW-WORK-MM < 03)

               ADD 13 TO DW-TEMP-MM

               SUBTRACT 1 FROM DW-TEMP-YYYY

           ELSE

               ADD 1 TO DW-TEMP-MM.

      *

           MULTIPLY DW-TEMP-YYYY BY 365 GIVING DW-DAYS.

      *

           DIVIDE DW-TEMP-YYYY BY 4 GIVING DW-WORK1.

           ADD DW-WORK1 TO DW-DAYS.

      *

           DIVIDE DW-TEMP-YYYY BY 100 GIVING DW-WORK1.

           SUBTRACT DW-WORK1 FROM DW-DAYS.

      *

           DIVIDE DW-TEMP-YYYY BY 400 GIVING DW-WORK1.

           ADD DW-WORK1 TO DW-DAYS.

      *

           MULTIPLY DW-TEMP-MM BY 30.6001 GIVING DW-WORK1.

           ADD DW-WORK1 TO DW-DAYS.

      *

           ADD DW-WORK-DD TO DW-DAYS.

      *

       001100-EXIT.

           EXIT.

      *

Unicode has both kinds of quotes and ascii defines ' as being down so it is ambiguous.

#!/usr/bin/perl
$/ = undef;
$_ = <>;
s/"(.*)"/``$1''/go;
print;

>>7
#!/usr/bin/perl
$/ = undef;
$_ = <>;
s/"(.*)"/``$1''/sgo;
print;

>>7
I'm not so familiar with the FORCED OBFUSCATION OF CODE, but shouldn’t that be s/"(.*?)"/``$1''/go;?

:%s/"\(\(.\|\n\)\{-\}\)"/``\1''/g

>>9
.* is "any character, repeated zero or more times"

.*? is "any character, repeated zero or more times, zero or one time" which would be redundant.

Maybe I'm wrong, but that's what I remember... last time I used complex regex like this was 2-3 years ago.

main =
   interact begin
   where
      begin ('"': text) = "``" ++ end text
      begin (c: text) = c: begin text

      end ('"': text) = "''" ++ begin text
      end (c: text) = c: end text

>>11
lrn2perl

>>11

Non greedy quantifiers, motherfucker --- do you speak it?

I can make it shorter with my magic functional perl! (look at that fabulous map subroutine)

#!/usr/bin/perl
print map{s/"(.*?)"/``$1''/g;$_} <>;

I wish we had perl6 with it lazy <== operator so that my program would actually be better than >>8. It would be something like this: print <== map{s/"(.*?)"/``$1''/g;$_} <== <>, and print, map, and <> will be executed in parallel.

>>15
doesn't work for quotes that begin on one line and end on another.
#!/usr/bin/perl
$/ = undef;
map{s/"(.*?)"/``$1''/sgo;print}<>

>>16
Oh, that is correct.
Still I'd prefer join "",<> insted of $/ = undef;;
It uses less special variables and if you use $/ without local in subroutine it may fuck up the rest of your program.

>>12
You forgot the empty list case. Also, I can't figure out how to fix the error that ghc complains about.


<?php

PREG

MATCH

FUCKING

ALL

?>

>>19
preg is /prog/'s evil cousin

>>18

main =
   interact $ fixQuotes "``" "''"

fixQuotes open close = fixer
   where
      fixer ('"': text) = open ++ (fixQuotes close open) text
      fixer (c: text) = c: fixer text
      fixer [] = []

>>21
Another Haskell version, just for the hell of it.


properQuotes str = properQuotes' str False
  where
    properQuotes' []       _     = []
    properQuotes' ('"':cs) False = "``" ++ properQuotes' cs True
    properQuotes' ('"':cs) True  = "''" ++ properQuotes' cs False
    properQuotes' (c:cs)   quote = c : properQuotes' cs quote

main = interact $ properQuotes

main = interact $ fixQuotes "``" "''"
   where
      fixQuotes _ _ [] = []
      fixQuotes open close ('"': text) = open ++ fixQuotes close open text
      fixQuotes open close (c: text) = c: fixQuotes open close text

>>22,23
NON-SCALABLE TURK SOLUTION

Microsoft Word

>>24
Huh?

Now with file parsing, more side-effects, and helpful errors!

#include <iostream>
#include <fstream>
using namespace std;

int main( int argc, const char* argv[] )
{
    if( argc != 3) {
        cout << "Call like this: parser input.txt output.txt";
        cin.get();
        return -1;
    }

    // Ready for parsing
    ifstream input;
    input.open( argv[1] );
    ofstream output;
    output.open( argv[2] );
    char current;
    bool insideAQuote = false;

    if( !input.is_open() ) {
        cout << "Could not read input file (have you read your SICP today?)";
        cin.get();
        return -1;
    }

    while( !input.eof() && input.get(current) )
    {
        if( current == '"' ) {
            if( !insideAQuote) {
                output << "``";
                insideAQuote = true;
            }
            else {
                output << "''";
                insideAQuote = false;
            }
        }
        else
            output << current;
    }
    return 0;
}

(On second thought, I think the !input.eof() is superfluous)

Shut up, namefag.

>>29
Hax my anus, faggot.

>>30
A namefag is a namefag, dumbfag.

>>31's  a n u s  f e e l s  k i n d  o f  h a x e d  n o w :(

>>32
I could say the same about you.

(define (quote-filter)
  (define (helper start-char rchar)
    (if (eof-object? rchar) #t
        (begin
          (if (char=? \#" rchar)
              (display (if (start-char) "``" "''"))
              (display rchar))
          (helper (not start-char) (read-char)))))
  (helper #t (read-char)))
(quote-filter)

#include <stdio.h>

int main(void) {
        int c, i = 0;
        while((c = getchar()) !=EOF) {
                if(c=='"')
                        printf("%c%c", c = "'`"[i ^= 1], c);
                else
                        putchar(c);
        }
        return 0;
}

De-faggotized >>1.

>>35
printf("%c%c", c = "'`"[i ^= 1], c);
The order of evaluation of the function designator, the actual arguments, and subexpressions within the actual arguments is unspecified, but there is a sequence point before the actual call.

Enjoy your `"idiot quotes'".

map{s/"(.*?)"/``$1''/sgo{print}join$/,<>

Right, so we have the "state machine", the "regexp", and the "retarded Haskell LOL FUNCTOINAL!!!1". That should be everything, thread over. Right?

>>34
About time that showed up

Also, OMG OPTIMIZED version of >>1
#include <stdio.h>
main() {
 int c, i='\'';
 while((c=getchar())!=EOF) {
  if(c=='"')
   putchar(i^='G'),putchar(i);
  else
   putchar(c);
 }
}

>>38
No, we're missing Brainfuck.

fix_quotes(_,_,[],[]).

fix_quotes(Open, Close, [34|Text], ReFixed) :-
   fix_quotes(Close, Open, Text, Fixed),
   append(Open, Fixed, ReFixed), !.
  
fix_quotes(Open, Close, [C|Text], [C|Fixed]) :-
   fix_quotes(Open, Close, Text, Fixed).

get_text([C|Text]) :- get_code(C), C =\= -1, !, get_text(Text).
get_text([]).

put_text([C|Text]) :- put_code(C), put_text(Text).
put_text([]).

main :- get_text(Text), fix_quotes("``", "''", Text, Fixed),
    put_text(Fixed).

initialization(main).

>>39
Interesting. I wasn't familiar with the comma used as an operator.

>>38
The Haskell versions are state machines, you stupid cunt.

>>39
Brainfuck


>[-]>[-]>[-]<<<,[[->+>+<<]>------
----------------------------[>.[-
]<]>[>[<+++++..[-]>-]<[++++++++++
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
+++++++++++++++++++..[-]>+<]<<],]
(Assuming , returns 0 on EOF, i.e. processing a C string)

>>43 here, I haven't even tested it yet. It might have some bugs.

>>43-44
Time to break out my BUFFA interpreter!

``Yes, I'm an alien.''

Malbolge, anyone?

>>43
Fixed:

>[-]>[-]>[-]<<<,[[->+>+<<]>---------------------------
-------[>.[-]<[-]]>[>[-<+++++..[-]>]<[>+<+++++++++++++
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++..[-]
]]]<<,]

"how do you like "how do you like X meme" meme"

Go ahead and use your puny programs on this.

>>42
But retardedly functional and recursive ones. The regexp's a state machine too, but you don't see me complaining, do you?

>>47

>[-]>[-]>[-]<<<,[[->+>+<<]>-
----------------------------
-----[>.[-]<[-]]>[>[-<+++++.
.[-]>]<[>+<+++++++++++++++++
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
+++++++++++++++++..[-]]]<<,]

You had one extra ']' at the end.

>>48
There's no way to identify whether you're quoting the beginning and end, or whether it's a nested quote. Unless we can assume that quotes always respect exactly the '  "quoted" ' format, as in the quote has no space between the quotation marks and the text, but it does have one before and after the marks - true for your post but not for everyone.

>>48,51
Quotes don't nest.

Unless you use (these(kinds of) (quotes))

QUOTE_START = ' \r\n\t'

def proper_quotes(text):
    tmp = ''

    while True:
        c = text.find('"')

        if c == -1:
            break

        tmp += text[0:c]

        if c == 0 or text[c-1] in QUOTE_START:
            tmp += '``'
        else:
            tmp += "''"
        text = text[c+1:]

    return tmp + text

>>53
WHAT LANGUAGES IS THAT DUDE

>>49
As a poster of one of regexp versions, I have to say that yes, they are state machines too, and I wanted to point it out, but since our functional friends already said that you are a stupid cunt, I though that you'd understand.

>>38
regexes are state machines too, you dumb cunt. Everything that can be run on intel's processor is a state machine. Thread is not over, we're submitting more state machines, and you should just click Return and enjoy other threads, along with your job you fucking asshat.

>>54
One word. The forced indentation of code.

import Array
import List

main = interact $ \text ->
   concat $ elems $ accum (const id) (listArray (0, length text - 1) (map (:[]) text))
                  $ zip (elemIndices '"' text)
                  $ cycle ["``", "''"]

If you use backticks as quotes you are a “jackass”.

>>58
Go tell that to Donald Knuth.

>>59
He's dead anyway

>>56
That wasn't very enthusiastic.

>>49
What do you have against recursion, you little bitch?

>>61
^_^;;; ONeWoRd  Da 4zed Idintatian Of Da Codezz XD XD

Shouldn't that be ``What `stuff in my intro?''' ?


#include <stdio.h>

#define DECLARE_FUCKIN_MAIN int main (int argc, char *argv[]) {
#define THESE_VARS_FUCKIN_BULLSHIT int c, i = 0
#define FUCKIN_OPTIMAL const register int lq = '`', rq = '\'', Q = '"'
#define DBL_PCL putchar(lq); putchar(lq)
#define DBL_PCR putchar(rq); putchar(rq)
#define PUTACHARPUTACHARPUTAMOTHERFUCKINCHAR putchar(c)
#define OUTERLOOP_SUCKMYNUTS while ( (c=getchar()) != EOF) {
#define OHFUCKITSOVER }
#define CASE2FUCKTHISSHIT else {
#define CLIMBAWALLANDDIE i+=1
#define INITCMPR if (c==Q) {
#define SCNDCMPR if (!i) {
#define X_OR_SHIT i^=i
#define ENDOFITALL return(0)
DECLARE_FUCKIN_MAIN
    THESE_VARS_FUCKIN_BULLSHIT;
    FUCKIN_OPTIMAL;
   OUTERLOOP_SUCKMYNUTS
        INITCMPR
            SCNDCMPR
                DBL_PCL;
                CLIMBAWALLANDDIE;
            OHFUCKITSOVER
            CASE2FUCKTHISSHIT
                DBL_PCR;
                X_OR_SHIT;
            OHFUCKITSOVER
        OHFUCKITSOVER
        CASE2FUCKTHISSHIT
            PUTACHARPUTACHARPUTAMOTHERFUCKINCHAR;
        OHFUCKITSOVER
    OHFUCKITSOVER
    ENDOFITALL;
OHFUCKITSOVER

    Write a program that takes a text file and converts adirectional quotes into `` and '', i.e.

    INPUT:
    I turned my head around, with that casual smile all over my face.
    "The stuff you said in your intro, how much of it was serious?"
    With her arms crossed in front of her chest, lips sealed tight,
    Suzumiya Haruhi kept her stern posture, staring right into my eyes.
    "What 'stuff in my intro?'"
    "The stuff about the aliens and all that."
    "Are you an alien?"

    OUTPUT:
    I turned my head around, with that casual smile all over my face.
    ``The stuff you said in your intro, how much of it was serious?''
    With her arms crossed in front of her chest, lips sealed tight,
    Suzumiya Haruhi kept her stern posture, staring right into my eyes.
    ``What 'stuff in my intro?'''
    ``The stuff about the aliens and all that.''
    ``Are you an alien?''

    Use whatever language you want. Bonus points for creativity and efficiency.

    I'll start:
    #include <stdio.h>

    char *q[]= {"''", "``"};
    main() {
     int c, i=0;
     while((c=getchar())!=EOF) {
      if(c=='"')

    (Post truncated.)

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61 Name: Anonymous : 2008-08-14 17:33

    >>56
    That wasn't very enthusiastic.

62 Name: Anonymous : 2008-08-14 17:39

    >>49
    What do you have against recursion, you little bitch?

63 Name: Anonymous : 2008-08-14 17:41

    >>61
    ^_^;;; ONeWoRd  Da 4zed Idintatian Of Da Codezz XD XD

64 Name: Anonymous : 2008-08-14 18:36

    Shouldn't that be ``What `stuff in my intro?''' ?

65 Name: Anonymous : 2008-08-14 23:26


    #include <stdio.h>

    #define DECLARE_FUCKIN_MAIN int main (int argc, char *argv[]) {
    #define THESE_VARS_FUCKIN_BULLSHIT int c, i = 0
    #define FUCKIN_OPTIMAL const register int lq = '`', rq = '\'', Q = '"'
    #define DBL_PCL putchar(lq); putchar(lq)
    #define DBL_PCR putchar(rq); putchar(rq)
    #define PUTACHARPUTACHARPUTAMOTHERFUCKINCHAR putchar(c)
    #define OUTERLOOP_SUCKMYNUTS while ( (c=getchar()) != EOF) {
    #define OHFUCKITSOVER }
    #define CASE2FUCKTHISSHIT else {
    #define CLIMBAWALLANDDIE i+=1
    #define INITCMPR if (c==Q) {
    #define SCNDCMPR if (!i) {

    (Post truncated.)

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1 Name: Anonymous : 2008-08-13 14:06

    I'm trying to find out where the JPEG file ends, mainly to find out whether there's any information appended to the end of the file. I've tried searching for the EOF (FF D9), but to my surprise, this is repeated multiple times in the file in 1 out of 5 files.

    Is there a way to safely determine where the JPEG file ends?

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#include <stdio.h>

char *q[]= {"''", "``"};
main() {
 int c, i=0;
 while((c=getchar())!=EOF) {
  if(c=='"')
   printf("%s",q[i^=1]);
  else
   putchar(c);
 }
}

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all these fail for apostrophes at the start of words:

get ’em

>>64
It won`t work. You'd get apostrophes translated to quotes where they shouldn`t be. (See what I meant?)

>>70
So don't translate [a-zA-Z0-9']'.

>>71
That won't work either. You'd have to parse the English language.

>> regexes are state machines too, you dumb cunt. Everything that can be run on intel's processor is a state machine. Thread is not over, we're submitting more state machines, and you should just click Return and enjoy other threads, along with your job you fucking asshat.

This is false. Intel processors can run turing complete code. If you don't understand this, stop shooting your fucking mouth off.

>>73
I think his point was that without a truly infinite tape, a Touring machine is nothing but a state machine with many, many states.

HIBT?

>>73
``this''? ```Everything that can be run on intel's processor is a state machine'' part? Or ``regexes are state machines too''? I can't find relation between my and your post.

>>75
Both. The fact that a computer is a finite state machine doesn't mean the software is. Most software isn't, including regexes.

>>76
I am sorry, software runs on hardware, making it nothing but very complex state machine. There is nothing you can do about it.

>>77
This seems like a somewhat counterproductive point of view for creating abstractions.

We are missing BASIC, Java, LISP & Scheme and ABC.

>>77
Fun fact: a universal Turing machine is a state machine as well, just an infinite state machine. The fact that you don't seem to know the difference doesn't do your credibility any favors.

And >>78 touches on the important part: software abstracts the memory, and most software assumes memory is infinite.

The fact that it isn't doesn't change the universal nature of the software. It only reflects on the hardware, which isn't being discussed.
By your logic a program existing on two different computers are completely different software.

This discussion is becoming way too retarded.

most software assumes memory is infinite.
that's why we need 4GB of memory to do the same things we could do with just 32MB 10 years ago.

>>82
That's not what he was talking about.

You guys are confusing turing machines and programs again.

Good show.

import Control.Monad.Instances
import Array
import List

main = interact $ \text ->
   concat $ zipWith (flip ($)) text $ (++ repeat (:[])) $ concat
          $ zipWith ((.) (tail . reverse) . (:) . const) (cycle ["``","''"])
          $ map (flip replicate (:[])) $ (zipWith (-) =<< tail)
          $ (-1): elemIndices '"' text

import Control.Monad.Instances
import List

main = interact $ \text ->
   concat $ zipWith ((. tail) . (++)) ("": cycle ["``","''"])
          $ snd $ mapAccumL ((.) (uncurry $ flip (,)) . flip splitAt) (undefined: text)
          $ (zipWith (-) =<< tail) $ (-1): elemIndices '"' (text ++ "\"")

Does every single HASKELL program have to be a linear sequence of functions applied to the argument? :/

>>87
Fuck you. You don't know my nomads like I do.

>>88
I do not; this is why I wonder.

>>87
These don't: >>12,21-23

>>87
They don't, I just write them like that because I don't like naming stuff.

>>88
I tried to rape my mom in bed, then realized I was giving my dad anal. Still came, though.

>>92
moar

>>90
Yeah, I like these and that is how I would do it.

I started writing a Python program, but I felt too gay about turning decent quotes into shit quotes.

I started writing a Python program, but I felt too gay
Python program, but I felt too gay
Python, gay

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>>98
Very nice, and how long did that take?

>>98
I jizzed.

>>99
http://www.linusakesson.net/programming/brainfuck/index.php