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>>2 IS A BASIC RETARD.
>>3 IS A PYTHON FAGGOT.
>>4 IS A JAVA HATER.
>>5 IS A HTML FAGGOT.
>>6 IS A JAVA RETARD.
>>7 IS A PYTHON FAGGOT.
>>8 IS A BASIC FAGGOT.
>>9 IS A C++ EXPERT.
>>10 IS A C++ FAGGOT.
>>11 IS A C++ HATER.
>>12 IS A BASIC EXPERT.
>>13 IS A HTML RETARD.
>>14 IS A SCIP FAGGOT.
>>15 IS A HTML HATER.
>>16 IS A PYTHON HATER.
>>17 IS A SCIP RETARD.
>>18 IS A C++ HATER.
>>19 IS A PYTHON RETARD.
>>20 IS A SCIP EXPERT.
>>21 IS A HTML FAGGOT.
>>22 IS A BASIC RETARD.
>>23 IS A SCIP FAGGOT.
>>24 IS A PYTHON FAGGOT.
>>25 IS A JAVA HATER.
>>26 IS A C++ RETARD.
>>27 IS A BASIC HATER.
>>28 IS A C++ EXPERT.
>>29 IS A HTML RETARD.
>>30 IS A BASIC RETARD.
>>31 IS A C++ EXPERT.
>>32 IS A SCIP EXPERT.
>>33 IS A C++ HATER.
>>34 IS A BASIC HATER.
>>35 IS A PYTHON FAGGOT.
>>36 IS A HTML FAGGOT.
>>37 IS A HTML RETARD.
>>38 IS A JAVA EXPERT.
>>39 IS A SCIP FAGGOT.
>>40 IS A PYTHON RETARD.
>>41 IS A SCIP HATER.
>>42 IS A C++ RETARD.
>>43 IS A HTML HATER.
>>44 IS A PYTHON EXPERT.
>>45 IS A PYTHON FAGGOT.
>>46 IS A HTML FAGGOT.
>>47 IS A SCIP FAGGOT.
>>48 IS A PYTHON HATER.
>>49 IS A C++ RETARD.
>>50 IS A BASIC RETARD.
>>51 IS A C++ HATER.
>>52 IS A HTML FAGGOT.
>>53 IS A PYTHON RETARD.
>>54 IS A HTML EXPERT.
>>55 IS A JAVA FAGGOT.
>>56 IS A PYTHON FAGGOT.
>>57 IS A C++ FAGGOT.
>>58 IS A C++ FAGGOT.
>>59 IS A HTML RETARD.
>>60 IS A PYTHON HATER.
>>61 IS A HTML RETARD.
>>62 IS A PYTHON FAGGOT.
>>63 IS A BASIC HATER.
>>64 IS A BASIC EXPERT.
>>65 IS A SCIP RETARD.
>>66 IS A SCIP RETARD.
>>67 IS A HTML HATER.
>>68 IS A SCIP RETARD.
>>69 IS A C++ RETARD.
>>70 IS A C++ FAGGOT.
>>71 IS A PYTHON RETARD.
>>72 IS A PYTHON FAGGOT.
>>73 IS A HTML RETARD.
>>74 IS A SCIP EXPERT.
>>75 IS A BASIC RETARD.
>>76 IS A JAVA EXPERT.
>>77 IS A PYTHON FAGGOT.
>>78 IS A HTML EXPERT.
>>79 IS A C++ FAGGOT.
>>80 IS A PYTHON FAGGOT.
>>81 IS A SCIP FAGGOT.
>>82 IS A SCIP HATER.
>>83 IS A HTML RETARD.
>>84 IS A JAVA EXPERT.
>>85 IS A HTML RETARD.
>>86 IS A PYTHON FAGGOT.
>>87 IS A HTML RETARD.
>>88 IS A SCIP RETARD.
>>89 IS A BASIC FAGGOT.
>>90 IS A PYTHON FAGGOT.
>>91 IS A BASIC RETARD.
>>92 IS A C++ RETARD.
>>93 IS A SCIP EXPERT.
>>94 IS A HTML EXPERT.
>>95 IS A SCIP EXPERT.
>>96 IS A PYTHON HATER.
>>97 IS A PYTHON HATER.
>>98 IS A HTML HATER.
>>99 IS A SCIP HATER.
>>100 IS A HTML RETARD.

req: src

#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
#include <time.h>

int main(void) {
    int post, lang, type;
    srand(time(NULL));
    for(post = 2; post < 101; post++) {
        printf(">>%d IS A ", post);
        lang = rand() % 6;
        type = rand() % 4;
        switch(lang) {
            case 0: printf("JAVA "); break;
            case 1: printf("PYTHON "); break;
            case 2: printf("SICP "); break;
            case 3: printf("SEPPLES "); break;
            case 4: printf("BASIC "); break;
            case 5: printf("HTML "); break;
        }
        switch(type) {
            case 0: printf("FAGGOT\n"); break;
            case 1: printf("EXPERT\n"); break;
            case 2: printf("RETARD\n"); break;
            case 3: printf("HATER\n"); break;
        }
    }
    return 0;
}

>>3
That's not Python.

>>4
It has indentation, faggot

print map{">>$_ IS A ".qw/JAVA PYTHON SICP SEPPLES BASIC HTML/[6*rand]." ".qw/FAGGOT EXPERT RETARD HATER/[4*rand].".\n"}2..100;

>>6
That's not Java.

public class ThreadGen {
    public static void main (String[] args) {
        int a, b;
        java.util.Random r = new java.util.Random();
       
        for (int i = 1; i <= 100; i++) {
            System.out.print(">>" + i + " IS A ");
           
            a = r.nextInt(6);
            b = r.nextInt(4);
           
            switch (a) {
                case 0: System.out.print("JAVA "); break;
                case 1: System.out.print("PYTHON "); break;
                case 2: System.out.print("SICP "); break;
                case 3: System.out.print("SEPPLES "); break;
                case 4: System.out.print("BASIC "); break;
                case 5: System.out.print("HTML "); break;
            }
            switch(b) {
                case 0: System.out.println("FAGGOT"); break;
                case 1: System.out.println("EXPERT"); break;
                case 2: System.out.println("RETARD"); break;
                case 3: System.out.println("HATER"); break;
            }
        }
    }
}

>>7
That's not Python, faggot.

Also, BASIC, faggots!

lol dynamically typed languages

pathetic

.... I hate my life

10 PRINT "HURR"
20 GOTO 10

­

We conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells.

You know what's sad? You can't write a HASKELL programme that would generate this.

>>15
What about my Haskell?

What about it?

>>16
It's terrible.

Where is my PHP

>>15
Yes you can.

:)

>>20
You can't.

I can

Do you have the ``funk''?

I have done absolutely nothing today. Please tell me that you sometimes have such days too, or I'll feel bad :( Because, frankly, I wasted an entire day.

I've been steadily working for over 24 hours.  Only an hour of /prog/ distraction.

>>25
Work smarter, not harder.

True

So I'm C++ expert programmer now?

>>28
<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.01 Transitional//EN"
       "http://www.w3.org/TR/html4/loose.dtd">
<html>
<head>
<title>Post</title>
</head>
<body>
<a href="http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1217777135/28"</a>28th Poster<br>
If the OP says so it must be true.
</body>
</html>

import Random
import Monad
import List

main =
   mapM_ (((putStrLn . unwords) =<<) . sequence)
         $ takeWhile ((==3) . length)
         $ transpose [(map (return . (">>"++) . (++" IS A") . show) [2..100])
             ,(randomPicks ["JAVA", "PYTHON", "SICP", "SEPPLES", "BASIC", "HTML"])
                     ,(randomPicks ["FAGGOT", "EXPERT", "RETARD", "HATER"])]
   where
      randomPicks list =
         repeat $ fmap (list !!) $ randomRIO (0, length list - 1)

reinterpret_cast

This thread sucks

>>1,33 are QBasic Nerds.

#include <stdio.h>
#include <time.h>

int
main(void)
{
   char * langs[] = {"HTML", "BASIC", "SEPPLES", "SICP", "PYTHON", "JAVA"};
   char * types[] = {"HATER", "RETARD", "EXPERT", "FAGGOT"};
   int post;

   srand(time(NULL));
   for(post = 2; post <= 100; post++)
      printf(">>%d IS A %s %s\n", post, langs[rand() % 6],
                                        types[rand() % 4]);
   return 0;
}

Who is that faggot that capitalizes language names?

import Random

main =
   mapM_ labelPoster [2..100]
   where
      labelPoster poster = do putStr $ ">>" ++ show poster ++ " IS A "
                              randomPrint ["JAVA ", "PYTHON ", "SICP ", "SEPPLES ", "BASIC ", "HTML "]
                              randomPrint ["FAGGOT ", "EXPERT ", "RETARD ", "HATER "]
                              putChar '\n'
      randomPrint list =
         putStr . (list !!) =<< randomRIO (0, length list - 1)

AN HTML RETARD

>>37
#include <stdio.h>
#include <time.h>

int
main(void)
{
   char * langs[] = {"N HTML", " BASIC", " SEPPLES", "N SICP", " PYTHON", " JAVA"};
   char * types[] = {"HATER", "RETARD", "EXPERT", "FAGGOT"};
   int post;

   srand(time(NULL));
   for(post = 2; post <= 100; post++)
      printf(">>%d IS A%s %s\n", post, langs[rand() % 6],
                                       types[rand() % 4]);
   return 0;
}

Read Structure and Computer of Interpretation Programs!

rc = __import__('random').choice

print '\n'.join(['>>%u IS A %s %s' % (i, rc(["JAVA", "PYTHON", "SICP", "SEPPLES", "BASIC", "HTML"]),
    rc(["FAGGOT", "EXPERT", "RETARD", "HATER"])) for i in range(2, 101)])

LOL SCIP SUX

rc = __import__('random').choice

print ('\n'.join(['>>%u IS A %s %s' % (i, rc(["JAVA", "PYTHON", "SICP", "SEPPLES", "BASIC", "HTML"]),
    rc(["FAGGOT", "EXPERT", "RETARD", "HATER"])) for i in range(2, 101)])).replace(' H', 'N H')

>>40
from random import choice as rc

Don't give the haters a chance ___LOL_FIOC_________ you.

45 Name: Anonymous 2011-07-18 16:51

[code=Python]op = "faggot"
if op == "faggot":
  print "umad"
else:
  break[/code]