lol javascript

(function(o){
  for(var i in o)  alert(f(o[i]).toSource());
  return o;
})(window);

oops...
  for(var i in o) alert(arguments.callee(o[i]).toSource());

while(nobodycares):
   cry(pillow)

>>3
you're just upset because javascript supports functional programming better than haskell does.

>>4
Definitely better than python does!


while(1):
    break

>>1
o god what is this
i thought javascript is JAVA
where is the enterprise?!?

>>7
Stop being so dumb.

javascript:/*@cc_on(function(f){window.setTimeout=f(window.setTimeout);window.setInterval=f(window.setInterval)})(function(f){return function(c,t){var a=[].slice.call(arguments,2);return f(function(){c.apply(this,a)},t)}});@*/(function(s){var o=eval(s);for(var i in o)window.setTimeout(arguments.callee,1,s+'.'+i);alert(s+' = '+o)})('window')

>>9
Indentation plz

>>10
Go back to bed, Guido.

>>11
I will, along with my functioning eyes.

>>10
(function(s){
  var o = eval(s);
  for(var i in o) window .setTimeout(arguments.called, 1, s + '.' + i);
  alert(s + ' = ' + o)
})('window')

>>10
(function(s){
  var o = eval(s);
  for(var i in o) window.setTimeout(arguments.called, 1, s + '.' + i);
  alert(s + ' = ' + o)
})('window')

>>13-14
fuck, typing code on a phone is hard. you get the idea though.

>>15
EXPERT APPLE iPHONE USER

>>4
Too bad JavaScript is slow as fuck.

#!/usr/bin/js
print("Content-type:text/html\n\n");
print("<b><i><span style='text-decoration:overline;'><u>EXPERT <span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(0, 0, 0);" class="spoiler" onmouseover="this.style.color='#FFF';" onmouseout="this.style.color=this.style.backgroundColor='#000'">SPIDERMONKEY</span> SERVER SIDE JAVASCRIPT</u></span></i></b><br>");
print("<form action='what.sjs' method='POST'>");
print("<input type='text' name='dongs' value='WHAT?'>");
print("<input type='submit' name='what' value='SUBMIT'></form>");

inn="";
for(;;){
        derp=readline();
        if(!derp) break;
        inn+=derp;
}
print("<br><br>{{{<i>"+inn+"</i>}}}");

>>18
Needs more [code].

#!/usr/bin/js
print("Content-type:text/html\n\n");
print("<b><i><span style='text-decoration:overline;'><u>EXPERT <span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(0, 0, 0);" class="spoiler" onmouseover="this.style.color='#FFF';" onmouseout="this.style.color=this.style.backgroundColor='#000'">SPIDERMONKEY</span> SERVER SIDE JAVASCRIPT</u></span></i></b><br>");
print("<form action='what.sjs' method='POST'>");
print("<input type='text' name='dongs' value='WHAT?'>");
print("<input type='submit' name='what' value='SUBMIT'></form>");

inn="";
for(;;){
        derp=readline();
        if(!derp) break;
        inn+=derp;
}
print("<br><br>{{{<i>"+inn+"</i>}}}");

>>19
Ah. The [code] revealed my extravagant failure.

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23 Name: Anonymous 2010-11-27 11:24

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