Generic 2008 /prog/ thread

Hello, <spoiler>/prog/</spoiler>, I know nothing about [some basic programming subject].  In fact, I know nothing at all about anything, and only "contribute" here by regurgitating what I see in a shitty attempt to look cool.  So can you quickly tell me how to be an [b]EXPERT[/b] in [basic programming subject] the scope of a few replies?

Read SICP.

Learn BB^CODE

Heron pasta.

loeb :: Functor f => f (f a -> a) -> f a
loeb f = fmap ($ loeb f) f

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In fact, I know nothing at all about anything, and only "contribute" here by regurgitating what I see in a shitty attempt to look cool.

Don't worry, you'll fit right in.

To waste my time   to evaluate them.