Question to US foreign programmers

I absolutely need to leave my country. Nobody would employ a programmer because nobody needs it, I guess. The most IT-related job is a Windows 2000 system manager, this fucking sucks. No Unix, no C and no ASM, it's like living in a cum filled loose pussy. I don't want to teach kids how to write Pascal programs...School system in my country is the worst in Europe and they don't pay enough.
Yes, I said Europe. And yes, Italy is exactly like an average African country, at least technologically and politically speaking. Now, I'd really like to move to US, but I'm not really sure about what I have to do. First, would MIT accept me as a foreign student? I have a secondary high school diploma. Second, is there any chance of finding a job as a programmer in US for a foreign worker?
I'm not poor or shit like that, I can't just stand this fucking country. Speaking English is not a problem, as you can see ( at least I don't think it is ). Are there any Europeans working in USA?
Also, what about Japan? I'd really like to work there, I love Asian chicks and tight pussy.

Come to Canada, there are some decent schools and it's easier to get a student visa. Then once you have your degree, all you have to do is convince a US company to hire you, green card follows easily, and you get the fuck out of Canada. Success