Question to US foreign programmers

I absolutely need to leave my country. Nobody would employ a programmer because nobody needs it, I guess. The most IT-related job is a Windows 2000 system manager, this fucking sucks. No Unix, no C and no ASM, it's like living in a cum filled loose pussy. I don't want to teach kids how to write Pascal programs...School system in my country is the worst in Europe and they don't pay enough.
Yes, I said Europe. And yes, Italy is exactly like an average African country, at least technologically and politically speaking. Now, I'd really like to move to US, but I'm not really sure about what I have to do. First, would MIT accept me as a foreign student? I have a secondary high school diploma. Second, is there any chance of finding a job as a programmer in US for a foreign worker?
I'm not poor or shit like that, I can't just stand this fucking country. Speaking English is not a problem, as you can see ( at least I don't think it is ). Are there any Europeans working in USA?
Also, what about Japan? I'd really like to work there, I love Asian chicks and tight pussy.

Over 9000% of the engineering students at berkeley were foreign, and by foreign I mean indian or chinese. I don't remember meeting a single italian; in fact there were more mexicans than italians.

Don't ever go to Japan if you're a programmer. Japan treats programmers like niggers. They all work like 120 hours weeks with no overtime pay. (obviously that analogy only goes so far because niggers don't work _or_ know how to operate computers, but you get my point) If it's asian pussy you want, go to California (UC irvine has like the largest population of asians outside asia).

About coming to the US on a student visa-- first, you need basically a perfect high school academic record. then you need to get at least 95% percentile on the SAT's. Then you take the toefl and get at least 90%. Then you save ~$100,000 (and yes, you'll need to prove ability to pay for the education when getting your visa). Then you get accepted into the university of your choice. Then you get an I-20 form from that school. Then you go to the US embassy in italy, navigate the cluster-fuck-that-is-the-department-of-homeland-security, hopefully obtain a student visa.

Note that on an F-1 visa you'll only be able to work part time, on-campus.