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MATHEMATICA MEME

Name: MATHEMATICA MEME FAN 2008-07-13 15:29

How do you like the Mathematica meme?

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-13 15:35

Personally, I'm not a fan.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-13 15:40


In[4]:= VectorAngle[{2, 5}, {5, 9}]

Out[4]= ArcCos[55/Sqrt[3074]]

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-13 16:26

I don't know Mathematica, so I don't feel qualified to comment :-).

Best of luck to you all with your new meme enterprise!

Name: HAX MY ANUS MEME FAN 2008-07-13 16:48

I hate forced memes.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-13 17:16

>>5
You are not the only one. Here is some statistics. 1000 /prog/ers have been ask how they like Mathematica. 1 dislike, 5 loves it. Here is the result:
{4, 5, 0, 1, 2, 3, 2, 3, 1, 5, 5, 1, 2, 4, 1, 4, 3, 4, 1, 1, 1, 2, 3, \
4, 1, 2, 2, 5, 3, 0, 3, 0, 5, 2, 0, 2, 0, 3, 1, 1, 4, 3, 4, 2, 1, 2, \
0, 3, 2, 0, 3, 2, 3, 5, 3, 1, 2, 5, 1, 5, 1, 5, 5, 4, 2, 0, 3, 0, 5, \
0, 4, 3, 1, 3, 3, 4, 5, 5, 3, 2, 5, 4, 4, 1, 5, 5, 1, 4, 2, 5, 1, 4, \
2, 5, 5, 1, 3, 3, 0, 1, 3, 0, 4, 0, 3, 0, 2, 2, 4, 4, 0, 1, 0, 2, 4, \
5, 1, 4, 4, 1, 1, 5, 0, 0, 3, 0, 3, 4, 4, 5, 0, 0, 3, 5, 0, 5, 2, 0, \
1, 3, 0, 4, 0, 3, 2, 0, 5, 0, 3, 4, 4, 0, 5, 0, 5, 3, 0, 2, 5, 5, 1, \
3, 1, 2, 1, 3, 3, 4, 0, 1, 2, 3, 0, 4, 1, 4, 4, 4, 1, 0, 1, 1, 5, 3, \
2, 1, 3, 3, 2, 0, 1, 3, 2, 4, 1, 0, 4, 0, 5, 0, 3, 5, 0, 1, 3, 5, 3, \
4, 4, 1, 1, 4, 3, 5, 3, 4, 0, 3, 4, 0, 0, 5, 5, 5, 5, 2, 3, 5, 5, 0, \
0, 4, 5, 0, 4, 5, 3, 1, 4, 3, 5, 2, 5, 0, 0, 3, 4, 5, 4, 3, 5, 0, 4, \
4, 2, 2, 4, 2, 3, 1, 5, 2, 1, 4, 0, 2, 5, 4, 3, 2, 4, 3, 4, 2, 3, 5, \
0, 0, 4, 3, 4, 4, 1, 4, 3, 0, 4, 4, 4, 3, 1, 4, 0, 2, 3, 5, 5, 1, 3, \
5, 4, 2, 1, 2, 3, 2, 3, 5, 2, 4, 3, 0, 5, 4, 4, 3, 1, 2, 1, 0, 1, 0, \
5, 3, 1, 0, 1, 5, 3, 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 3, 1, 5, 0, 2, 1, 4, 0, 0, 5, 1, \
0, 4, 2, 1, 4, 1, 5, 5, 0, 4, 5, 1, 0, 4, 3, 5, 1, 2, 4, 0, 0, 0, 4, \
0, 2, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4, 3, 0, 1, 2, 5, 3, 2, 3, 4, 3, 1, 3, 1, 3, 1, 2, \
3, 4, 1, 2, 0, 1, 1, 5, 5, 5, 4, 1, 2, 5, 2, 5, 2, 5, 5, 5, 1, 4, 3, \
2, 0, 2, 5, 5, 5, 3, 3, 2, 4, 0, 3, 1, 0, 4, 4, 5, 4, 2, 0, 5, 0, 5, \
2, 4, 5, 4, 4, 1, 2, 5, 5, 4, 3, 1, 4, 3, 0, 4, 4, 0, 2, 5, 4, 5, 0, \
0, 3, 5, 0, 3, 5, 1, 4, 4, 3, 4, 2, 0, 1, 1, 4, 1, 3, 1, 2, 1, 0, 2, \
1, 5, 2, 2, 4, 2, 3, 1, 1, 3, 3, 1, 4, 1, 3, 4, 0, 4, 4, 0, 3, 3, 5, \
3, 5, 4, 1, 0, 1, 5, 0, 5, 4, 3, 5, 4, 0, 1, 0, 4, 1, 2, 3, 5, 5, 2, \
1, 3, 4, 2, 4, 4, 0, 3, 4, 1, 1, 4, 0, 4, 5, 1, 4, 0, 0, 5, 0, 5, 4, \
4, 3, 4, 0, 5, 1, 5, 3, 2, 1, 4, 5, 0, 2, 0, 2, 4, 1, 0, 2, 1, 1, 5, \
5, 0, 3, 1, 4, 4, 2, 4, 4, 2, 4, 2, 3, 3, 4, 2, 4, 3, 4, 1, 4, 4, 1, \
3, 4, 1, 0, 4, 5, 0, 5, 1, 4, 1, 3, 3, 1, 5, 3, 2, 4, 1, 3, 2, 1, 0, \
1, 4, 5, 0, 5, 3, 3, 4, 4, 2, 1, 4, 2, 1, 5, 0, 0, 2, 4, 3, 3, 3, 0, \
4, 4, 0, 5, 4, 2, 2, 2, 3, 1, 0, 0, 0, 4, 0, 3, 0, 2, 3, 2, 5, 4, 4, \
4, 0, 2, 1, 2, 4, 5, 3, 1, 1, 1, 4, 4, 1, 4, 4, 0, 2, 4, 2, 0, 0, 1, \
1, 0, 0, 5, 3, 4, 3, 2, 5, 0, 0, 2, 5, 4, 4, 1, 0, 1, 2, 3, 1, 1, 0, \
0, 3, 2, 0, 3, 5, 0, 4, 4, 3, 1, 4, 0, 5, 5, 2, 5, 2, 0, 3, 1, 0, 2, \
0, 1, 5, 5, 3, 3, 5, 5, 4, 5, 2, 5, 0, 4, 2, 3, 1, 0, 0, 1, 2, 3, 1, \
1, 5, 3, 5, 1, 3, 4, 4, 5, 1, 2, 0, 2, 1, 1, 1, 0, 5, 3, 1, 0, 3, 2, \
2, 3, 4, 2, 0, 5, 4, 2, 0, 1, 2, 4, 3, 2, 4, 5, 4, 1, 3, 0, 1, 5, 5, \
5, 3, 5, 2, 5, 3, 5, 2, 3, 5, 4, 4, 5, 3, 5, 0, 4, 2, 5, 0, 4, 5, 2, \
4, 3, 3, 1, 1, 3, 4, 1, 5, 5, 0, 3, 1, 4, 3, 5, 0, 4, 5, 5, 2, 2, 5, \
5, 4, 0, 4, 5, 4, 5, 5, 5, 5, 4, 5, 3, 4, 5, 0, 0, 0, 3, 5, 4, 4, 3, \
5, 4, 1, 4, 0, 3, 4, 0, 1, 0, 3, 3, 5, 2, 0, 2, 3, 5, 3, 5, 4, 5, 2, \
2, 4, 4, 3, 3, 3, 3, 0, 4, 3, 5, 0, 1, 2, 0, 3, 4, 5, 0, 0, 0, 5, 3, \
1, 4, 2, 5, 2, 1, 4, 5, 2, 2, 0, 2, 0, 3, 0, 1, 2, 4, 0, 4, 1, 3, 2, \
2, 4, 1, 3, 0, 4, 3, 0, 5, 4, 0, 0, 3, 4, 3, 3, 1, 2, 5, 2, 1, 5, 3, \
4, 2, 2, 5, 4, 0, 3, 1, 0, 5, 4, 2, 3, 1, 5, 4, 0, 4, 2, 5, 4, 0, 4, \
1, 1, 5, 4, 5, 0, 2, 4, 0, 4, 4}

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-13 17:16


In[48]:= Count[A, 1]
Count[A, 2]
Count[A, 3]
Count[A, 4]
Count[A, 5]

Out[48]= 153

Out[49]= 140

Out[50]= 166

Out[51]= 200

Out[52]= 174

In[26]:= N[Mean[A]]

Out[26]= 2.601

In[27]:= N[Variance[A]]

Out[27]= 2.99479

In[28]:= N[StandardDeviation[A]]

Out[28]= 1.73055

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-13 17:21

Enough. This has to be one of the worst memes I've ever seen. We will speak of it no more.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-13 17:22

>>8
You are not alone. As can be seen 153 people dislike the MATHEMATICA MEME.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-13 17:32

>>9
That's impossible, there's only 15 people on /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-13 17:35

>>10
Numbers don't lie. Sorry.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-13 17:39

>>11
Yes they do, you gullible bastard.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-13 17:48


In[6]:= Simplify[((4 x^3 - 6 x^2 + 1) Sqrt (x + 1))/(3 - x)]

Out[6]= -(Sqrt (1 + x) (1 - 6 x^2 + 4 x^3))/(-3 + x)

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-13 17:51

>>6
Why are there zeros in that?

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-13 17:53

I prefer WATERLOO MAPLE

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-13 18:26

>>14
Not answered/indecisive etc

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-13 18:32

MAPLE OWNS MATHEMATICA'S ASS

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-13 18:42

I prefer The ABC Programming Language myself.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-13 18:46

>>17
lulz

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-13 19:14

MAPLE HAXES MATHEMATICA'S ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-13 19:45

>>18
Only valid meme in this thread

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-13 19:52

>>21
This post is wrong.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-13 19:59

>>22
It may surprise you, but I invented the "Only valid meme in this thread" meme, and I say that >>23 is the real only valid meme.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-13 21:14

>>23
It may surprise you, but I invented the "It may surprise you, but I invented the "Only valid meme in this thread" meme, and I say that >>x is the real only valid meme. " meme, and I say that >>24 is the real only valid meme.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-13 21:21

I wonder if someone will use any actual memes in this thread.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-13 21:28

loeb :: Functor f => f (f a -> a) -> f a
loeb f = fmap ($ loeb f) f

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-13 21:33

>>25
Read SICP

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-13 22:00

>>25
Your question was answered by >>26.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-14 9:13

>>25
Your question was answered by >>3,6,7.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-14 10:16

>>30
Your question was answered by >>30

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-14 18:12

>>30
I'm sorry, but I invented the "recursive memes" meme, as explained in my first post about it located at >>31

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-14 19:44

>>31
java.lang.StackOverflowError

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-14 23:12

>>21

ō_ō

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-15 5:48

>>33
back to /b/, please

Name: 31 2008-07-15 8:41

>>32
I lol'd.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-15 13:59

>>24
It may surprise you, but I invented the ">>x
It may surprise you, but I invented the "It may surprise you, but I invented the "Only valid meme in this thread" meme, and I say that >>x is the real only valid meme. " meme, and I say that >>x is the real only valid meme. " meme, and I say that >>36 is the real only valid meme.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-15 23:02

>>36
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Prelude>

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-16 8:05

Prelude>
GHC?

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-16 8:15

>>38
I lolled  ;)

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-16 8:36

[chris@chris-laptop:~] ghci
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Prelude> prog
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Prelude>

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