/prog/ - I have acne

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-05 21:31

I have acne and dandruff. Will girls still like me? I have completed all of the SICP exercises, and go outside sometimes.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-05 22:15

Convince her to read SICP. As she becomes mesmerized by its wisdom, you can knock her unconscious with your other copy of SICP.

No exceptions.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-06 0:05

>>2
Except if it's a PDF copy.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-06 3:29

>>3
Kill yourself.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-06 3:47

>>1
They wouldn't like you anyway. Cut your losses and *grab dick* yourself.

>>2
But my other SICP is a SICM.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-06 4:23

>>3
I lol'd.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-06 11:27

>>3
Whack her with the hard drive. SICP makes it 400% heavier.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-06 12:34



*grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-06 12:39

hax my anus

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-06 17:17

1. See a dermatologist. 2. Follow prescribed treatment for acne and dandruff. 3. Try girls again. 4. ??? 5. PROFIT You might also try licking Leah Culver's acne scars, it might help.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-06 21:08

Simply date an adolescent girl with acne and dandruff. As she discovers personal hygiene they will vanish and you will be left with a virginal conquest.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-06 21:09

>>10
AIDS SCARS.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-06 21:14

>>11
EXPERT STATUTORY RAPIST

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-06 21:18

>>12
hmmm-hm, I'd love licking me some Leah Culver's AIDS scars.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-06 21:54

>>10
1. Acne cannot be cured :(

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-06 22:08

>>15
Neither can dandruff. But they can be mitigated.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 5:55

The more the merrier lol neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of very similar instances of a very nasty tasting and nauseating substance and anally raped with barbed wire The.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 13:24

A shitty piece of trash like MySQL when they have memory In each step they can troll flame or.

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Name: Anonymous 2010-12-17 21:59

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Name: Anonymous 2010-12-17 21:59

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Name: Anonymous 2011-01-31 21:20

<-- check em dubz

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-28 20:17

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What the fuck, losers.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-28 20:22

>>23
noko

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-28 21:06

>>24

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-28 23:47

I have acne and dandruff. Will girls still like me?
Yeah maybe, it really depends on your personali-

I have completed all of the SICP exercises,
You're doomed.

and go outside sometimes.
Too little, too late.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-29 21:27

>>10
_{You might also try licking Leah Culver's acne scars, it might help.}
Hey, it worked for smallpox.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-29 21:59

ITT retards who think a programming book from 1996 has any relevance with anything, ever

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-29 22:55

>>28 will never get laid, ever

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I have acne

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