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A farmer Anon goes home after a long day's work, and decides to preempt us by asking "Isn't this where the yukkuris tell me to take it easy?" They do, but one of them, a Yukkurisa, has a body, a deep, bass voice and is six feet tall. The Yukkureimu is normal. He preempts them too, telling them to get out of this house. Of course, they refuse. The Yukkurisa actually punches him, and he gets a nosebleed. They fight seriously for a while, with the Yukkurisa getting a few hits in, but Anon pushes it down and starts ripping the skin off its face. Meanwhile, Yukkureimu is cheering. After Anon rips some of the skin off, Reimu screams. Marisa gets up, but instead of attacking again, rips off the rest of the skin, revealing a man's face. "Huh? What the shit, where am I?" "Mister, why are you here!!? What did you do to Marisa!!?" The man apologizes, but he doesn't know what happened. He remembers that before going to bed, he was drunk, and he tried to take the hat off a Yukkurisa. When he saw that he couldn't, he put it on his head. The two men have dinner together, and end up becoming friends. It turns out that if you wear a yukkuri on your head, you'll become one. It's not irreversible, though.