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/prog/ Loves the Discovery Channel

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-28 3:30

I love Haskell
I love the /prog/snake
I love the Xarn
I love the channel #sicp
I love the whole /prog/
And all it's haxed folks

Boom de yada
Boom de yada
Boom de yada
Boom de yada

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-28 3:31

GTFO Randall

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-28 4:04

I prefer Christopher over Xarn. At least he's helpful when I'm learning Lojban.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-28 4:57

You have been banned from /jp/ for the following reason:

Nia pillow guy.

Your ban was filed on June 27th, 2008, and expires on June 30th, 2008, which is 2 days from now.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-28 9:30

>>1-4
fail.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-28 15:25

>>4
Holy shit.

You are the original Nia pillow guy? Or were you just reposting?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-28 16:25

>>6
Just a repost, of course.  I even did a zoom on a grumpy old man in one of the pictures (the one at some train station).

I suppose the fact that the thread turned into a real shitfest had something to do with it.

And in related news, my ISP is acting retarded and doesn't change my IP address.  Now how am I going to evade my one hundredth ban?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-28 16:30

AHAHAHA EPIC LISP ((( GET!~11111111111111111

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-29 0:19

>>1
You fail at rhyming.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-29 1:29

>>6-7

Do you have that short Cirno creepypasta where she asks to use your toilet, disappears, you remember her eyes, you scream, etc.? Also, back to /jp/, please.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-29 1:41

>>4,6,7,8,10
We have /lounge/ for a reason, go there instead, please

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-29 6:05

>>10
How can I go back to /jp/ ;__;

One day, Sanae visits Marisa to tell her that her yukkuri has grown to the size of half a room. (She has a family of Yukkureimus, this is the eldest one.) Marisa thinks that Sanae is weird, since everyone else in Gensokyo sees yukkuris as food, but Sanae raises them lovnigly. (Kanako also disapproves.) They visit the big yukkuri, and Marisa says it's pregnant. The number of babies depends on the size it's swollen to, and with this extreme size it'll die during birth. Sanae despairs, but Marisa suggests an abortion. Sanae hesitates, but she loves the big one (in b4 slut jokes) too much. Said abortion involves bashing it with a metal bat until it throws them up. What follows is a detailed description of Sanae crying while hitting it, and the yukkuri throwing up a torrent of sweet bean paste (read: yukkuri carcasses) and deflating. When it deflates enough to regain its speech: "Zdob id, Mwommy! My babiez are dying!" (It considers Sanae its mother). Sanae almost breaks down. After it has deflated completely, she folds it and takes it away. The room is flooded knee-deep in bean paste. Marisa then reveals that she had hidden the rest of the family in the closet. "That's what will happen to you if you get pregnant. So don't." "Okay, lady!!!" *shiver shiver* She then tells them that Sanae said they can have the bean paste on the floor. They're overjoyed. The plan is to get Sanae to see what dirty and barbaric creatures they are, so that she stops seeing them like that. The next time she met Sanae, the yukkuris with her were trembling.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-29 9:08

The only post I understood in this thread was >>5 and >>11
Seriously, I have no idea what you guys are talking about. How did we segue into discussion of /jp/? What does that have to do with anything?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-29 9:38

>>13
A family of Yukkureimus is living in an abandoned house. They have a lot of food stored there, and take it easy every day. One day, an old man came in and started (IIRC) vacuum cleaning. The babies were horrified by the noise. When he stopped, they all told him to get out. He ignored them and sat on the big one. He took an apple from their storage and started eating it. The small ones shout "That's our food, mister!!! Put it down easy!!! Go away easy!!!" He ignores them, throws the apple away and gets out some gum. They change their minds, and tell him "Since you ate our food, give us some of that!!!" (The big one was moaning all along, but they stopped paying attention in fromt of the food.) He finally pays attention, and tells them to stand in a line. He then takes the gum from his mouth, and stretches it over their hair. They futilely try to lick it off each other. He then lights a cigarette, and blows the smoke on them. "*cough* That stinks, mister!!! Go away easy!!!" They finally notice the big one moaning, and try to approach him, but he farts. They go into a corner to escape the smell, but they keep shouting at him. Needless to say, the big one was horrified. He then stands up and tells them they can take it easy together. He starts jumping around, chasing the small yukkuris, almost stopming them several times. When they're too exhausted to run, he leaves, saying "We're good friends now, let's take it easy again tomorrow!" Needless to say, the whole family moved out while crying the same day.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-29 11:09

>>12,14
Fail.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-29 11:37

>>15
A farmer Anon goes home after a long day's work, and decides to preempt us by asking "Isn't this where the yukkuris tell me to take it easy?" They do, but one of them, a Yukkurisa, has a body, a deep, bass voice and is six feet tall. The Yukkureimu is normal. He preempts them too, telling them to get out of this house. Of course, they refuse. The Yukkurisa actually punches him, and he gets a nosebleed. They fight seriously for a while, with the Yukkurisa getting a few hits in, but Anon pushes it down and starts ripping the skin off its face. Meanwhile, Yukkureimu is cheering. After Anon rips some of the skin off, Reimu screams. Marisa gets up, but instead of attacking again, rips off the rest of the skin, revealing a man's face. "Huh? What the shit, where am I?" "Mister, why are you here!!? What did you do to Marisa!!?" The man apologizes, but he doesn't know what happened. He remembers that before going to bed, he was drunk, and he tried to take the hat off a Yukkurisa. When he saw that he couldn't, he put it on his head. The two men have dinner together, and end up becoming friends. It turns out that if you wear a yukkuri on your head, you'll become one. It's not irreversible, though.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-29 12:04

>>13
>>1 is someone trolling us with xkcd.
>>2 HBT
>>3 should be quite obvious, and little lurking is required.
>>4 is a faggot. He also hijacked this thread
etc

>>12
How can I go back to /jp/ ;__;
Try /lounge/, faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-29 12:24

>>17
What's the matter, don't like /jp/?  Too WEEABOO for you?  /lounge/ is for faggots, not proud weeaboos, I don't need help with enemas and stuff (I've watched enough eroanime).

Anon works for a group dedicated to helping yukkuris. One day, after a rain that lasted for a few days, he goes to the forest and finds a family of one mother and 10 newborn koyukkuri Reimus, who were unable to go out since it was raining, and thus are starving. He takes them home, gives them chocolate and goes out to buy some more food. The mother ends up giving all of it to the kids, so she's still starving. She starts licking some of the chocolate the kids had bathed in. Then, one of them crashes into a wall while bouncing around, and leaves some bean paste on it. The mother licks it, and promptly proceeds to eat the baby. The others are screaming and assaulting her, but she starts crushing and eating them. After she's eaten the last one, she exclaims: "Refreshed!!!".

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-29 12:36

>>18
Do you have the Cirno creepypasta from >>10? Best regards and good luck with the yukkuris.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-29 12:47

>>19
Search the archives.

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907760Anonymous Fri Jun 27 21:46:02 2008 No.907760 [View] [Original]

    Requesting that short creepypasta about Cirno asking to use your toilet, she disappears, you remember her eyes, you scream, etc.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-29 12:59

>>19
Cirno
Is it something Lojbanic?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-29 13:46

>>21
Nope (I checked).

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-29 18:52

Test

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-29 19:04

>>10
WHO WAS PHONE

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-29 19:07

mi cirno lo do mamta

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-29 19:14

>>24
WHO WAS HAX MY ANUS

Name: Trollbot9000 2009-07-01 9:08

Reimu screams Marisa gets up but instead  are focusing on  performance at all  they are on  same precedence try.

Name: HAXUS THE GREAT 2011-04-01 11:25

in Canada, milk comes in bags

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-01 11:30

In Soviet Russia, milk comes inSIDE MY ANUS.

Name: VIPPER 2011-04-01 11:32

>>29
Greatest meme ever

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-01 11:40

wht qbout it is haxed folks

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-01 11:43

>>29,32
old meme, liked it
for true 4chan vteran, which 4chan refuge filtered '4chan'' to '4chode'?

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-01 12:07

>>33
I filtered 4chan to ``rape my face''. The result in your post is amusing.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-01 12:34

>>34
incorrect answer
it was in 2008 i believe
a small refuge that was up for a month
the only prominent filter was 4chan->4chode

Name: Sgt.Kabukiman藇ꗹ 2012-05-24 10:02

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
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 All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
 All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

Name: bampu pantsu 2012-05-29 3:59

bampu pantsu

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