batch files

hai guys
I'm kind of a noob and I'm just messing around with batch files and i was wondering if anybody knew of a generic autorun batch file or command line in DOS

back to /pr/, please

>>1
A what?

BATCH

I work programming in-house software for a manufacturing company. Earlier today I had to go down to the factory to figure out why something I'd written wasn't working properly with one of our industrial printers.

I'm busy troubleshooting when some guy starts hovering around near me, watching intently. He suddenly breaks into conversation:

Him: "What OS is that server running?"
Me: "Oh, Windows Server 2003."
Him: "I learnt all about that at college."
Me: "What course were you doing?"
Him: "[some shitty useless qualification]"
Me: "Ah, ok."
Him: "[incessantly babbles on about uninteresting computer stuff while I'm trying to concentrate]"
Me: (getting irritated) "Mmmm..."
Him: "Yes I'd like a job in tech support really."
Me: "Not really enjoying working in this factory then?"
Him: "No, of course not. I'm a geek!"
Me: (quietly raging inside) "Ahaha, ok."
Him: "So have you got any jobs?"
Me: "No."
Him: "I can show you my college certificate."
Me: "No thanks."
Him: "[starts telling me about how he tried to get a CCNA certificate but failed because the lecturer was boring]"

At this point I couldn't take any more and walked off. Nothing annoys me more than being accosted by self-professed "geeks" while I'm revelling in the delights of my enterprise software solutions.

>>5
something I'd written
In Java, I presume?

>>6
No, in cocktothorpe.

>>7
That is a jitfa lojban kmavo.

Unrecognizable word 'kmavo' at line 2.

>>9
;_;

>>10
Yeah, I, too, felt ｋｉｎｄ　ｏｆ　ｂａｄ when it wasn't in my Expert Greppable Gismu List.

>>8
Now I'm afraid you pronounce "cmavo" like "kmavo".

>>12
Is it pronounced differently?

>>12
You don't, you pronounce it like shmavo.

Oh wait, actually you don't pronounce it at all, because nobody is peaking Lojban.

Yes. Who'd want to peak Lojban anyway?

>>16
peak my lojban

>>14
i pronounce it like suave-o.

>>18
I pronounce it like space-toad.

>>14
I don't, but I'm afraid he does.

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