questions

How do I achieve satori?
How do I write invalid perl code?
What does the G in GNU stand for?
My dog has no nose. How does he smell?


  o           .'`/
      '      /  (
    O    .-'` ` `'-._      .')
       _/ (o)        '.  .' /
       )       )))     ><  <
       `\  |_\      _.'  '. \
         '-._  _ .-'       '.)
             `\__\


     '.)~~~~~~~=~==~==~=========~=~=~~~~~~~~~~~~~=~~=~=============================~==~~
~~~~=====~================~~~~:::,,,::,:~~~~=~~=================================
~~~=====================~~::,::,::::,::,~:::~:~==~==============================
~====================~~::::~::::::::~~~:,.::::~:=~=~============================
====================~:,::,::::::~======++=~,,,:~~~~~~===========================
=================~~::::,,,:~:~==++???+?????+=,,,:=~~============================
================~~:,,,.,::~=++???????????????+=,,:=~~===========================
===============~~,,,:,,,~~=++++????????????????+~::~============================
===============~,,:,,,::~=+++?+?????????????????=::~~~~=========================
==============~:~:::,,~~~=++????????IIIIII?????+?=,:~~==========================
=============~:::,::,:~~~=+++?????IIIIIIII????????~,:~==~=======================
=============~~~,,::,:~~==++?????IIIIIIIIII?????+?=:,~~=~~======================
============~~:,:~,:::~~~=+++??????IIIIIII??????++=,,,~~~=~=====================
============~~:.~:::::~===+++????????IIIII?I????+?=~,:~~::~~====================
============~:,~~::,::~===+++???????+?IIIII?????+?+~::~::~::~===================
============:::~=::,,:~===++?+?????????IIIIII?I?+++::,:::::~====================
============~,:::~~:,::===++++?????????+==~~====?++~~.,:::,~====================
=============:,,,:::.::==+~:::::~+==+:=~=~~====~=+:=,,.:,::,+===================
==============,,,,,,.::~::::~~::,:=~~=+=,:.+.,===++:,,,:::~=====================
===============,,.,..,~::~~,.::~,,~?I+++==+++++=:~~:=,,:=:=====+================
===============~,,..,=::::,:.,+=~:,+?I:==~===+++==+~=:,,~~=+=+++++==============
================~,...:~:::===+==:::+???~??++=+??++++==:,=++++++++===============
=================,,..:~=~~===+++~~~+????:????????=++==::++++++++++++++==========
=================,...:~===+++++=~===????+~:+?+=~??+++==+++++++++++++++++====+==+
==============++==,..::~:==++=,=:~=++?I????=++???++++==+?++++++++++++++++++++==+
=========+=+++++++=,.,::~=+++++~~=:=+?+=:~+??~=++++++==?++++++++++++++++++++++++
=====+++++=++++++++:,:::~==+++=~,,..,::~=++++++~++++++=+++++++++++++++++++++++++
====++++++++++++++++:::::~=====~~~:~~===?+++++++++++++==++++++++++++++++++++++++
=+++++++++++++++++++:,:::~===~~~==++??+???++~:=+?++++===++++++++++++++++++++++++
+++++++++++++++++++++~::~~=+==~,,,,,,,:~:~+++?++?++++=++++++++++++++++++++++++++
++++++++++++++++++++++~:~~=++==~:~~====++++++?++++++==++++++++++++++++++++++++++
+++++++++++++++++++++++,~:~=+===~:~~=~====+?++++++++=+~+++++++++++++++++++++++++
++++++++++++++++++++++++:::~~==~=~=====+??????+?++=~=+:+++++++++++++++++++++++++
+++++++++++++++++++++++++,:::~~===++++???????+?+==~=+?++==++++++++++++++++++++++
++++++++++++++++++++++++++,::::~==+=+++???????+=~~=+?~~7~~~~++++++++++++++++++++
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++:,,,,~~~==++?++++==~:==+?===++==+=~?+++++++++++++++++
++++++++++++++++++++++++++,:::,:,:::~~==~~::::~=+??~~=?~+I?+~~~~I7++++++++++++++
+++++++++++++++++++++:,~,,:.:::::::,,,,,::::~==+?++~=I?+==~??7++~~=??~++++++++++
+++++++++++++++++++,..::,:,.::::::,::::::~==+++?~=+7?I~==+==+7??~~~+=7I===++++++
++++++++++++++++,~~~::::,:,,,:::::::::~~====+=~~~~?7?+~~=?I+~==I?+=~~~~???++++++
+++++++++++++=,=~,,,,,~~,,,,,,:::::::~~~===+===~~??=++=~?+?++===I7?~~~=+?7?~~~+~
++++++++++~:=:::,,,,~,::.:~,,:~.::::~~~~=+~~~==I??~=~?=:??=~++==~=???++=~~~??+++
+++++++=:=+,~:,,~~,,,~~,.,:~:,,=~:~~~~~I~=~~=+?7??~~++++7?~~=???==~+77?~~~=++7?+
+++++~+~:::=~::,=:,,:++:,,:=,:::,:::,?=~~~==???~++=+~~=??=++I7+?==++~~??I++=~~=?
+++:===+==II~~~??~~===::,::=~~..~=,...~~~~III=~==+I?==~?+=~~+?==I?=++=~+7I?~~~==
+=~?=~+=~:++::~==:::=:::~~::?.,..~~:,.,~=???+=+~+??++++I~~~~++==??~=+?====??I=+~
~~:+=+=:~=++::++::~:+~~~=,,~~,.,.::~~~.~7?~==~++~++~=+77++++?+==+==~I?~~~=??+?=~
:~~+~+I==I?~~=I?~~==~~~:~,=:~=:::.~~+=,.I+==~?+~~+?==~??=~+II+++I==~I?~~~???~=++
~~~~~=~~~??~:+?~~::+~~~~===:~~==:==+~=:,.++I+?=~+?++==?~~==?===+7+++7?+++  +++??
~::~??~~~+=~:??~~~:?===?+:,:+=?+,+=I::~~,.+I=+~~=?=++I?==+=?~==?===+?~=~~7 =+??+
~:,:++++II==~I=+=?==~=+7?~=~++I?,~?+,,~~:.,~=+==++==~?+~++II~+++===??~===?I~=?+=

-､,,,ﾞ'''ﾐ'ヽ,,ﾞ'ﾞ-､、、　 　＼,　　 〔 ｀i､　 　,､-‐r､,、
-､　ﾞﾞﾞ'-ヽ｀'''‐､i､｀'i､　　 }'i､　　ﾞl　 |　,i´　 ／ ,､ﾞl､
　 "''‐-､､, ﾐ'- ｀' ﾐ ヽ、　 i､｀!、 ﾞl　| |i|,ｖ"/ﾞ,/,_ﾉｿﾉ　
　　 -､,,__、 ｀'-,_´"'''-''-､、＼、　ヽ ﾞl,,'ミﾚ" ﾞ"｣ﾚ
｀ﾞ''ｰ-ﾐﾞ"''‐-､,,, "''‐-‐､,,,_｀ﾞ'‐-､,ﾐ-､'"/､ /ヽ｀″　　　I am the Satori.
"''‐--‐''‐‐-ﾐ-‐''"ﾞ⌒''‐''ﾞﾞ'' 　 ,,彡 /｀ ヾ-､｀）
,,,,、　　 　" _,､-‐''‐''"二ニﾆ=!'' ,,/| 　/ 　 ﾞ〈
､,｀ﾞ''''=､-‐''"‐､-‐''"ﾞﾞ ,,-'',-‐'〃,､ﾞ|　 l 　 .,｀ ヽ,　　　　　.. ...:.::::::::::.:... .
ﾞ>＼_,,,ﾆ'''''''",,,´,　_／,,‐,,r'／ﾞ,/,,/l　 | ヽ､,ノ ノ　 　 　..:.:::;;;;;;,,''''''',,;;;;;;::.:...
二ヽ＼<''',＞''冫'゛ ,彡/ﾞ/´,.//ﾞi|‐|　∧　　, l′ . .:.:::::;;,,''''' . . .:.:::::.:.. .''''',,;::::.:...
ー'" ﾞli､ﾞ'＼　　,,ﾚ/'"｀,i´／/ｼ/″＼ ＼ 　i ト､.:.::::::;,,''' . .:.:::::::: : : ::::::::.: . '',;:::.:.. .
　'"｀　｀i､ ｀''ｒ'" ,,／゛ ,／//,ｉ/　 　,/＼ ＼ 〉､＼::::;';' ..:::::::;,;''"⌒ :`:､::::.. . ';',:::.:.. .

'-._                  ___.....___             S             ___,,,,,___                  _,-'
    `.__           ,-'        ,-.`-,                     .-`,-.        '-.           __,`
        `''-------'          ( p )  `._       A       _,`  ( q )          '-------''`
                              `-'      \             /      '-`
                                        \     T     /
                              .         \           /         ,
                               \---..,--'     O     '--.,,---/
   ................._           --...--,             .--,,,--           _,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
                     `-.._         _.-'       R       '-,_         _,,-`
                          `'-----''                       ''-----'`
                                              I

-､,,,ﾞ'''ﾐ'ヽ,,ﾞ'ﾞ-､、、　 　＼,　　 〔 ｀i､　 　,､-‐r､,、
-､　ﾞﾞﾞ'-ヽ｀'''‐､i､｀'i､　　 }'i､　　ﾞl　 |　,i´　 ／ ,､ﾞl､
　 "''‐-､､, ﾐ'- ｀' ﾐ ヽ、　 i､｀!、 ﾞl　| |i|,ｖ"/ﾞ,/,_ﾉｿﾉ　
　　 -､,,__、 ｀'-,_´"'''-''-､、＼、　ヽ ﾞl,,'ミﾚ" ﾞ"｣ﾚ
｀ﾞ''ｰ-ﾐﾞ"''‐-､,,, "''‐-‐､,,,_｀ﾞ'‐-､,ﾐ-､'"/､ /ヽ｀″　　　I am the Satori.
"''‐--‐''‐‐-ﾐ-‐''"ﾞ⌒''‐''ﾞﾞ'' 　 ,,彡 /｀ ヾ-､｀）
,,,,、　　 　" _,､-‐''‐''"二ニﾆ=!'' ,,/| 　/ 　 ﾞ〈
､,｀ﾞ''''=､-‐''"‐､-‐''"ﾞﾞ ,,-'',-‐'〃,､ﾞ|　 l 　 .,｀ ヽ,　　　　　.. ...:.::::::::::.:... .
ﾞ>＼_,,,ﾆ'''''''",,,´,　_／,,‐,,r'／ﾞ,/,,/l　 | ヽ､,ノ ノ　 　 　..:.:::;;;;;;,,''''''',,;;;;;;::.:...
二ヽ＼<''',＞''冫'゛ ,彡/ﾞ/´,.//ﾞi|‐|　∧　　, l′ . .:.:::::;;,,''''' . . .:.:::::.:.. .''''',,;::::.:...
ー'" ﾞli､ﾞ'＼　　,,ﾚ/'"｀,i´／/ｼ/″＼ ＼ 　i ト､.:.::::::;,,''' . .:.:::::::: : : ::::::::.: . '',;:::.:.. .
　'"｀　｀i､ ｀''ｒ'" ,,／゛ ,／//,ｉ/　 　,/＼ ＼ 〉､＼::::;';' ..:::::::;,;''"⌒ :`:､::::.. . ';',:::.:.. .

'-._                  ___.....___             S             ___,,,,,___                  _,-'
    `.__           ,-'        ,-.`-,                     .-`,-.        '-.           __,`
        `''-------'          ( p )  `._       A       _,`  ( q )          '-------''`
                              `-'      \             /      '-`
                                        \     T     /
                              .         \           /         ,
                               \---..,--'     O     '--.,,---/
   ................._           --...--,             .--,,,--           _,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
                     `-.._         _.-'       R       '-,_         _,,-`
                          `'-----''                       ''-----'`
                                              I

'-._                  ___.....___             S             ___,,,,,___                  _,-'
    `.__           ,-'        ,-.`-,                     .-`,-.        '-.           __,`
        `''-------'          (   )  `._       A       _,`  (   )          '-------''`
                              `-'      \             /      '-`
                                        \     T     /
                              .         \           /         ,
                               \---..,--'     O     '--.,,---/
   ................._           --...--,             .--,,,--           _,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
                     `-.._         _.-'       R       '-,_         _,,-`
                          `'-----''                       ''-----'`
                                              I

How do I achieve satori?
GNU.

How do I write invalid perl code?
Read SICP.

What does the G in GNU stand for?
Terrible.

My dog has no nose. How does he smell?
Not possible.

Earlier today I watched an episode of Futurama where they had a two-headed snake. And by two-headed snake, I mean one with a head where its tail should be. Anyway, it was a shit programme. I only watched it because I was over a friend's house, and he beamed it to the living room display screen.

          ___,,,,,___                                                                                        ___.....___
       .-`,-.        '-.                                                                                  ,-'        ,-.`-,
    _,`  ( q )          '--------------------------------------------------------------------------------'          ( p )  `._    
   /      '-`                                                                                                        `-'      (
  /                                                                                                                           \
  /         ,                                                                                                        .         \
  '--.,,---/                                                                                                          \---..,--'
   .--,,,--           _,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,........................................_           --...--,
    '-,_         _,,-`                                                                                       `-.._         _.-'
        ''-----'`                                                                                                 `'-----''

What can be tuned?
*grabs dick*

What's wrong with Python?
A filesystem

How do I haxed anii?
The forced indentation of the code

>>8
http://rechan.eu.org/about.htm

Are you SUAVE?
Are you a SPACE TOAD?
Are you a SUAVE SPACE TOAD?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then SICP (STRUCTURE AND INTERPRETATION OF COMPUTER PROGRAMS) might be exactly what you've been looking for! Read SICP ([/b]STRUCTURE AND INTERPRETATION OF COMPUTER PROGRAMS[/b]) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a satorized SICP reader. SICP (STRUCTURE AND INTERPRETATION OF COMPUTER PROGRAMS) is the fastest-growing SMUG LISP WEENIE community with THOUSANDS of members all over the Internet! You, too, can be a part of SICP if you join today! Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

- First, you have to obtain a copy of SICP and read it. You can read it online using your favorite web browser.
- Second, you need to succeed in founding a Lisp-related meme in /prog/ on world4chan, a popular "programming for trolls" website.
- Third, you need to join the official SICP home /prog/ on world4chan, and apply for membership.

Talk to one of the satorized overlords or any of the other members in the board to sign up today! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit links to your successful meme, and you will be tested on your knowledge of STRUCTURE AND INTERPRETATION OF COMPUTER PROGRAMS. If you are having trouble locating /prog/, the official STRUCTURE AND INTERPRETATION OF COMPUTER PROGRAMS board, you might be on a wrong web sight. The correct address is >>>/prog/. Follow this link if you are using a http client such as telnet. If you have the Sussman points and would like to support SICP, please don't sage this post.

17 Name: Sgt.Kabukiman掺礄 2012-05-24 6:20

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
 All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
 All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
 All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
 All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
 All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
 All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
 All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
 All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
 All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
 All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
 All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
 All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
 All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
 All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
 All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
 All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy