Name: Anonymous 2008-06-20 14:10
Hello /prog/. I come to you seeking help - I need your opinion on whether my brother and I are completely fucking screwed.
I have been having sex with my twin brother Christopher for almost eight years now. We room together at college, take all the same classes, do almost everything together, and are even affectionate in public. We are essentially in a long-term, monogamous relationship, but nobody suspects a damn thing because we've been this way forever. But I think we may be caught.
We've been staying at home this summer, and as usual we've been going at it pretty much daily (we still share our old bedroom). However, the privacy of college must be making Christopher careless, because he's been getting noisy when I'm taking my turn topping. Last weekend, I was sure the house was empty, so I was giving it to him really hard, but right when we were finishing up I thought I heard a loud creak in the hall right outside our door. We've been using the creakiness of the hall and stairs to avoid detection for years, so we immediately freaked out. I pulled out (way too fast, he said later, but believe me, pulling out right when you are in the middle of cumming isn't exactly easy or pleasant) and we both dove under the covers. I pretended to be in the middle of a nap, while Christopher pulled the covers over his waist (he still had his shirt on) and whipped out a book to pretend to have been reading. This might sound like a weird arrangement, but we actually lounge in bed together all the time, and neither our parents nor our brother or sister thinks there's anything strange about it (we've shared a bed since we were little kids). We waited like this, really tense, for about 15 minutes before we decided we were sure we didn't hear anyone upstairs after all.
After we cleaned up, I noticed the door wasn't latched (I don't remember if it was closed -- my bro usually locks up while I get the lube and tissues out, but like I said, the house was empty, so this time we had started getting into things in the living room and all the way up the stairs). Christopher stayed upstairs while I casually strolled downstairs to find our younger sister watching TV in the living room. I have no idea why she was home -- asking would have been suspicious, but I was sure she was out with friends, so I can only guess they dropped her off and she came into the house more quietly than usual. We made small talk and I watched TV with her for a while before my brother came down, pretending to have just woken up from a nap.
This happened last Saturday, and ever since then my brother and I have been absolutely fucking terrified that she caught us. She hasn't given me any indication that she saw or heard us, but my brother says he thinks he is getting funny/knowing smirks from her, and I don't know if he's just being paranoid or what (he's always been the one who was more worried about covering our tracks -- thank Our Holy Sussman he didn't let me just leave our pants and underwear on the living room floor). The problem is, I don't see how she couldn't have heard us -- Christopher was practically screaming, and the bed was creaking, and I wasn't exactly being very quiet either all during the time she must've been home. And for all I know she saw us too--I can't imagine what else would have caused that squeak, or why the door would've been cracked, and she is light enough that she probably could've snuck the rest of the way down the hall and stairs making very little noise.
So what the fuck should we do? Pretend like nothing happened? Confront her about it and bribe her not to tell anyone? As it is, we've both been walking on eggshells around her, and we also haven't had sex since that afternoon (except for blowjobs at night, but I literally cannot remember the last time I went this long without either fucking or being fucked). Christopher thinks we should move back to college early, but I don't think that would make things any better, especially if our sister gossips about it.
Help!
I have been having sex with my twin brother Christopher for almost eight years now. We room together at college, take all the same classes, do almost everything together, and are even affectionate in public. We are essentially in a long-term, monogamous relationship, but nobody suspects a damn thing because we've been this way forever. But I think we may be caught.
We've been staying at home this summer, and as usual we've been going at it pretty much daily (we still share our old bedroom). However, the privacy of college must be making Christopher careless, because he's been getting noisy when I'm taking my turn topping. Last weekend, I was sure the house was empty, so I was giving it to him really hard, but right when we were finishing up I thought I heard a loud creak in the hall right outside our door. We've been using the creakiness of the hall and stairs to avoid detection for years, so we immediately freaked out. I pulled out (way too fast, he said later, but believe me, pulling out right when you are in the middle of cumming isn't exactly easy or pleasant) and we both dove under the covers. I pretended to be in the middle of a nap, while Christopher pulled the covers over his waist (he still had his shirt on) and whipped out a book to pretend to have been reading. This might sound like a weird arrangement, but we actually lounge in bed together all the time, and neither our parents nor our brother or sister thinks there's anything strange about it (we've shared a bed since we were little kids). We waited like this, really tense, for about 15 minutes before we decided we were sure we didn't hear anyone upstairs after all.
After we cleaned up, I noticed the door wasn't latched (I don't remember if it was closed -- my bro usually locks up while I get the lube and tissues out, but like I said, the house was empty, so this time we had started getting into things in the living room and all the way up the stairs). Christopher stayed upstairs while I casually strolled downstairs to find our younger sister watching TV in the living room. I have no idea why she was home -- asking would have been suspicious, but I was sure she was out with friends, so I can only guess they dropped her off and she came into the house more quietly than usual. We made small talk and I watched TV with her for a while before my brother came down, pretending to have just woken up from a nap.
This happened last Saturday, and ever since then my brother and I have been absolutely fucking terrified that she caught us. She hasn't given me any indication that she saw or heard us, but my brother says he thinks he is getting funny/knowing smirks from her, and I don't know if he's just being paranoid or what (he's always been the one who was more worried about covering our tracks -- thank Our Holy Sussman he didn't let me just leave our pants and underwear on the living room floor). The problem is, I don't see how she couldn't have heard us -- Christopher was practically screaming, and the bed was creaking, and I wasn't exactly being very quiet either all during the time she must've been home. And for all I know she saw us too--I can't imagine what else would have caused that squeak, or why the door would've been cracked, and she is light enough that she probably could've snuck the rest of the way down the hall and stairs making very little noise.
So what the fuck should we do? Pretend like nothing happened? Confront her about it and bribe her not to tell anyone? As it is, we've both been walking on eggshells around her, and we also haven't had sex since that afternoon (except for blowjobs at night, but I literally cannot remember the last time I went this long without either fucking or being fucked). Christopher thinks we should move back to college early, but I don't think that would make things any better, especially if our sister gossips about it.
Help!