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The EXPERT /prog/ Flame Thread

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 9:53

Post your flames, memes and troll posts in your favorite programming language. May it be LISP, Java, C++... anything goes.



hax(my $anus='anus');

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 10:01

loeb :: Functor f => f (f a -> a) -> f a
loeb f = fmap ($ loeb f) f

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 10:36

moa

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 10:40

I like Java.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 10:42

PHP empowers me as a programmer.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 16:29

bampu

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 16:51

<?php
echo "PHP empowers me as a programmer.";
?>

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 16:54

<%="ASP empowers me as a programmer."%>

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 17:15

<% out.println("JSP empowers me as a programmer ^_^; "); %>

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 17:20

IDENTIFICATION DIVISION.
PROGRAM-ID. EMPOWERMENT.
PROCEDURE DIVISION.
MAIN.
    DISPLAY 'COBOL empowers me as a programmer.'.
    STOP RUN.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 17:23

empowers(prolog).

-? empoweres(X),write(X),write(' empowers me as a programmer').

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 17:33

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 17:40

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Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 17:44

>>1
It may surprise you, but I invented the hax(my $anus) meme.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 17:59

>>1,14
Failed attempted at granting «hax(my $anus)” any sort of status at all.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 18:05

".remmargorp a sa em srewopme egnufeB">:v
                                      ^,_@

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 18:06

English empowers me as a linguist.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 18:06

>>15
Failed “unicode”.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 18:08

mi gasnu bau la .lojban.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 18:10

Linguistics empowers me as an onanist.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 18:19

>>16
I like BEFUNGE :)

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 18:53

moa

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 19:07

<code><pre>
(((lambda (x) (x x))
  (lambda (x)
    (lambda (n)
      (if (< n 100)
          (begin
            (display `(Rule no. ,n is: read scheme))
            (newline)
            ((x x) (+ n 1)))
          (display '(got it?)))
      ))) 0)
</pre></code>

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 20:14

import System

shitIceCream level
   | level < 1 = error "shitIceCream: non-positive level"
   | otherwise =
        reverse $ (\(a, b) -> a ++ "_" ++ tail b) $ break (==' ') $ reverse $ unlines
                $ (\(a: b: cs) -> a: tail b: cs)
                $ zipWith (++) (reverse $ take (level + 2) $ iterate (' ':) "")
                $ zipWith ($) (cycle [((++".") . (' ':)), ('.':)])
                $ ("":) $ (" ,":) $ map (++"/ )")
                        $ ("":)   $ map ('(':) $ iterate (++"__") "_"

main = putStr . shitIceCream . read . unwords =<< getArgs

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 20:30

import System

shitIceCreamSnake level
   | level < 1 = error "shitIceCreamSnake: non-positive level"
   | otherwise =
        ("[m]" ++) $ (++ "[/m]\n")
                   $ reverse $ tail    $ (\(a, b) -> a ++ "_" ++ tail b) $ break (==' ')
                   $ reverse $ unlines $ (\(a: b: cs) -> a: tail b: cs)
                   $ zipWith (++) (reverse $ take (level + 3) $ iterate (' ':) "")
                   $ zipWith ($) (cycle [((++".") . (' ':)), ('.':)])
                   $ ("__ ":) $ (" /\xb0<  --- Have you read your [b]SICP[/b] today?":) $ ("/ /":)
                   $ map ((++"/ )") . ('(':)) $ iterate (++"__") "_"

main = putStr . shitIceCreamSnake . read . unwords =<< getArgs

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 20:36

m

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-19 7:07

Epic.
MOA!

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-19 9:26

Hi, been a long time lurker on this board.. but I feel I have to speak out at this moment.



Never on The 4Chan prog board have I seen someone be so horrible and with no provocation, utterly appalling.



that was uncalled for and just plain rude.

Name: Paul Graham 2008-06-19 9:48

Lisp empowers me as a successful troll.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-19 10:33

xkcd empowers me as a redditfag.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-05 14:17

[b]hello dog[/b] !

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-05 14:17

hello dog !

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 22:52

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-03 0:15

Name: Sgt.Kabukiman፝ꇕ 2012-05-24 6:13

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
 All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
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 All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
 All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
 All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
 All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
 All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
 All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

Name: bampu pantsu 2012-05-29 3:53

bampu pantsu

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-18 23:29

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