The EXPERT /prog/ Flame Thread
Name:
Anonymous
2008-06-18 9:53
Post your flames, memes and troll posts in your favorite programming language. May it be LISP, Java, C++... anything goes.
hax(my $anus='anus');
Name:
Anonymous
2008-06-18 10:01
loeb :: Functor f => f (f a -> a) -> f a
loeb f = fmap ($ loeb f) f
Name:
Anonymous
2008-06-18 10:36
moa
Name:
Anonymous
2008-06-18 10:40
I like Java.
Name:
Anonymous
2008-06-18 10:42
PHP empowers me as a programmer.
Name:
Anonymous
2008-06-18 16:29
bampu
Name:
Anonymous
2008-06-18 16:51
<?php
echo "PHP empowers me as a programmer.";
?>
Name:
Anonymous
2008-06-18 16:54
<%="ASP empowers me as a programmer."%>
Name:
Anonymous
2008-06-18 17:15
<% out.println("JSP empowers me as a programmer ^_^; "); %>
Name:
Anonymous
2008-06-18 17:20
IDENTIFICATION DIVISION.
PROGRAM-ID. EMPOWERMENT.
PROCEDURE DIVISION.
MAIN.
DISPLAY 'COBOL empowers me as a programmer.'.
STOP RUN.
Name:
Anonymous
2008-06-18 17:23
empowers(prolog).
-? empoweres(X),write(X),write(' empowers me as a programmer').
Name:
Anonymous
2008-06-18 17:33
Name:
Anonymous
2008-06-18 17:40
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Name:
Anonymous
2008-06-18 17:44
>>1
It may surprise you, but I invented the
hax(my $anus) meme.
Name:
Anonymous
2008-06-18 17:59
>>1,14
Failed attempted at granting «
hax(my $anus)” any sort of status at all.
Name:
Anonymous
2008-06-18 18:05
".remmargorp a sa em srewopme egnufeB">:v
^,_@
Name:
Anonymous
2008-06-18 18:06
English empowers me as a linguist.
Name:
Anonymous
2008-06-18 18:06
Name:
Anonymous
2008-06-18 18:08
mi gasnu bau la .lojban.
Name:
Anonymous
2008-06-18 18:10
Linguistics empowers me as an onanist.
Name:
Anonymous
2008-06-18 18:19
Name:
Anonymous
2008-06-18 18:53
moa
Name:
Anonymous
2008-06-18 19:07
<code><pre>
(((lambda (x) (x x))
(lambda (x)
(lambda (n)
(if (< n 100)
(begin
(display `(Rule no. ,n is: read scheme))
(newline)
((x x) (+ n 1)))
(display '(got it?)))
))) 0)
</pre></code>
Name:
Anonymous
2008-06-18 20:14
import System
shitIceCream level
| level < 1 = error "shitIceCream: non-positive level"
| otherwise =
reverse $ (\(a, b) -> a ++ "_" ++ tail b) $ break (==' ') $ reverse $ unlines
$ (\(a: b: cs) -> a: tail b: cs)
$ zipWith (++) (reverse $ take (level + 2) $ iterate (' ':) "")
$ zipWith ($) (cycle [((++".") . (' ':)), ('.':)])
$ ("":) $ (" ,":) $ map (++"/ )")
$ ("":) $ map ('(':) $ iterate (++"__") "_"
main = putStr . shitIceCream . read . unwords =<< getArgs
Name:
Anonymous
2008-06-18 20:30
import System
shitIceCreamSnake level
| level < 1 = error "shitIceCreamSnake: non-positive level"
| otherwise =
("[m]" ++) $ (++ "[/m]\n")
$ reverse $ tail $ (\(a, b) -> a ++ "_" ++ tail b) $ break (==' ')
$ reverse $ unlines $ (\(a: b: cs) -> a: tail b: cs)
$ zipWith (++) (reverse $ take (level + 3) $ iterate (' ':) "")
$ zipWith ($) (cycle [((++".") . (' ':)), ('.':)])
$ ("__ ":) $ (" /\xb0< --- Have you read your [b]SICP[/b] today?":) $ ("/ /":)
$ map ((++"/ )") . ('(':)) $ iterate (++"__") "_"
main = putStr . shitIceCreamSnake . read . unwords =<< getArgs
Name:
Anonymous
2008-06-18 20:36
m
Name:
Anonymous
2008-06-19 7:07
Epic.
MOA!
Name:
Anonymous
2008-06-19 9:26
Hi, been a long time lurker on this board.. but I feel I have to speak out at this moment.
Never on The 4Chan prog board have I seen someone be so horrible and with no provocation, utterly appalling.
that was uncalled for and just plain rude.
Name:
Paul Graham
2008-06-19 9:48
Lisp empowers me as a successful troll.
Name:
Anonymous
2008-06-19 10:33
xkcd empowers me as a redditfag.
Name:
Anonymous
2009-01-05 14:17
[b]hello dog[/b] !
Name:
Anonymous
2009-01-05 14:17
hello dog !
Name:
Anonymous
2009-08-16 22:52
Lain.
Name:
Anonymous
2011-02-03 0:15