/prog/ - CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COBOL

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-15 4:23

       IDENTIFICATION DIVISION.

       PROGRAM-ID. DESU.

       PROCEDURE DIVISION.

       MAIN.

           PERFORM UNTIL FALSE.

               DISPLAY 'DESU'.

           END-PERFORM

           STOP RUN.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-15 6:23

ARGH! MY EYES! MY EYES! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY EYES?!

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-15 15:28

>>1
I like this. The caps give it a real authoritative feel.
8/10

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-15 15:32

Almost to good to be true.
9/10

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-15 15:38

>>1,3,4
Same fag.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-15 16:23

and WHBTL.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-15 18:39

what is this COBOL? is it like LOLCODE?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-16 7:34

COMMON BUSINESS-ORIENTED LANGUAGE

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-16 12:35

>>7
It's the java of 1960

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-16 12:37

>>9
ENTERPRISE-READY SOLUTIONS

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-16 22:47

>>7
It's what you get when you let WOMEN invent programming languages.

Name: Paul Graham 2008-06-17 8:54

>>11
You mean "discover".

Name: Paul Graham !LISPHymEeU 2008-06-17 9:02

>>12
ಠ3ಠ

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-03 2:12

Name: Sgt.Kabukiman荐桻 2012-05-24 6:15

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

Name: bampu pantsu 2012-05-29 3:52

bampu pantsu

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-05 22:57

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Name: Anonymous 2012-11-05 23:05

Lain does not exist, but she could. The perfect manifestation of the ideal programmer, materialized out of the palpable hot air of southern India, part Japanese, part English? It makes not one whit of difference where she comes from and what her race is. I would bang her anyway, once she started redefining what it means to be human, of course.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-06 6:59

>>1
I have read this snippet in my mind in the voice of the Ur-Quan from the UQM voice pack. It sounded awesome.

For those not familiar with the title, imagine Darth Vader reading you the code.

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COBOL

1 Name: Anonymous 2008-06-15 4:23

2 Name: Anonymous 2008-06-15 6:23

3 Name: Anonymous 2008-06-15 15:28

4 Name: Anonymous 2008-06-15 15:32

5 Name: Anonymous 2008-06-15 15:38

6 Name: Anonymous 2008-06-15 16:23

7 Name: Anonymous 2008-06-15 18:39

8 Name: Anonymous 2008-06-16 7:34

9 Name: Anonymous 2008-06-16 12:35

10 Name: Anonymous 2008-06-16 12:37

11 Name: Anonymous 2008-06-16 22:47

12 Name: Paul Graham 2008-06-17 8:54

13 Name: Paul Graham !LISPHymEeU 2008-06-17 9:02

18 Name: Anonymous 2011-02-03 2:12

19 Name: Sgt.Kabukiman荐桻 2012-05-24 6:15

20 Name: bampu pantsu 2012-05-29 3:52

21 Name: Anonymous 2012-11-05 22:57

22 Name: Anonymous 2012-11-05 23:05

23 Name: Anonymous 2012-11-06 6:59