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LET ME GO

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-11 18:30

FUCK YOU PROG.  YOU DESTROYED MY LIFE.  EVERY MINUTE I REFRESH PROG AND SEE ONLY SPAM, YET I KEEP COMING BACK.  I CANT STOP LURKING.  LET ME GO YOU BASTARDS.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-11 18:32

Are you me?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-11 18:37

Like you had anything better to do anyway.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-11 18:45

I wouldn't mind the trolling if /prog/ wasn't slow as fuck.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-11 18:47


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      (0.0  \
      \`-'J  )  ---Java
       -    -\
       (|| (  J_
       c_|-c_J--,)

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-11 18:54

     .
  . ,
   / ).  ---Java
 .(_/ )
 (___/_).

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-11 19:05

>>6
Java is a soft-icecream?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-11 19:06

i am a JAVA. i ahev a long doc and i make programs w/ my API. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will hax your anus tonight and make a mess of your computer and ass

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-11 19:24

>>2
I think I'm you too.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-11 20:03

>>9
We're all subjective simulations of the same one

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-11 20:47

>>7
Of shit, yes.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-11 20:59

>>10
That's an unverifiable statement, thus unscientific and ultimately destructive.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-11 21:25

i am a JAVA. i ahev a long doc and i make programs w/ my API. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will hax your anus tonight and make a mess of your computer and ass

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-11 22:35

Who else on /prog/ suffers from terminal laziness? I'm writing a game in C++ (with SDL/OpenGL) right now and I can't bring myself to implement all these simple features. When I get down to it, when I get in the "Zone", I can go for hours straight pounding away at my keyboard. But most of the time, I'd much rather go and find some obscure problem to solve in one line of Haskell.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-11 23:07

>>1
BISMILLAH! NO, WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO!

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-11 23:13

I am you all, and the sussman is trolling us trying to force a java meme.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-11 23:17

>>15
That was the first thing I thought of when I read the title.

Awesome song.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-11 23:30

>>14
I have a similar problem, but I can't even start writing the ideas I have.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 1:23

>>5 please use [m] for monospace not-code ok thanks

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 1:41

<meta name="keywords" content="bbs,computers,software,programming,php,perl,html,sql,python,ruby"/>

where is the algorithmic language scheme!?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 2:38

>>14
Why do you think I'm here instead of in my editor writing a rad sepples program?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 6:49

>>14
YOU LIKE SOLVING PROBLEMS, NOT PROGRAMMING

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 7:03

>>22
I've just been enlightened. Seriously.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 8:32

>>23
Welcome

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 8:35

>>22,23,24
pame serson

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 8:37

>>25
22=24, 23=other

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 8:48

>>26
FUCK OFF WITH YOUR COMPLEX MATHEMATICS

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 9:20

>>14
I too favour writing Hasell one-liners over doing meaningful work.  And much like lurking in /prog/, I feel like I can't help it.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 10:29

>>22,23
I had that same epiphany months ago and still feel like a lazy fuck.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 19:15

DID SOMEBODY SAY HASKELL?????


-- Ananagrams                                                               
--                                                                          
-- http://www.streamtech.nl/problemset/156.html                             
--                                                                          
-- Write a program that will read in the dictionary of a restricted         
-- domain and determine the relative ananagrams. Note that single           
-- letter words are, ipso facto, relative ananagrams since they cannot      
-- be ``rearranged'' at all. The dictionary will contain no more than       
-- 1000 words.                                                              
--                                                                          
-- run ghci, and execute:                                                   
-- > :l Ananagrams.hs                                                       
-- Ananagrams*> showAnsOfFile "words.txt"                                   
--                                                                          
-- Takes about 1 second to do 1881 words, separated into 882 lines         
-- of a file, from http://www.buber.net/Basque/Euskara/hitz.html            

module Ananagram where

import Data.List
import Data.Char
import Data.Function
import Data.Map hiding (map)

ananagrams :: [String] -> [String]
ananagrams = elems . mapMaybe oneItem . foldr insert empty where
    insert w = insertWith ((:) . head) (canonize w) [w]
    canonize = sort . map toLower
    oneItem [a] = Just a
    oneItem _   = Nothing

-- are two strings an anagram?                                              
isAnagram :: String -> String -> Bool
isAnagram = (==) `on` sort . map toLower

readWords :: String -> [String]
readWords = words . unlines . takeWhile (/="#") . lines

ananagramsOfFile :: FilePath -> IO [String]
ananagramsOfFile p = readFile p >>= return . ananagrams . readWords

showAnsOfFile :: FilePath -> IO ()
showAnsOfFile p = ananagramsOfFile p >>= putStrLn . unlines

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 19:19

ONE WORD: FORCED SYNTAX HIGHLIGHTING OF THE CODE. THREAD OVER.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 19:21


-- Ananagrams                                                              
--                                                                         
-- http://www.streamtech.nl/problemset/156.html                            
--                                                                         
-- Write a program that will read in the dictionary of a restricted        
-- domain and determine the relative ananagrams. Note that single          
-- letter words are, ipso facto, relative ananagrams since they cannot     
-- be ``rearranged'' at all. The dictionary will contain no more than      
-- 1000 words.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 19:23

>>32
?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 20:31

your code sucks

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 20:42

>>31
PROTIP: Use [m] if you don't want highlighting.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 20:51

>>31,35
PROTIP: Use noscript and you don't have any forced javascript

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 20:53

>>36
And lose my hoverable spoilers? Fuck no.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 20:55

>>37
This uses CSS, retard

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 21:05

>>38
onmouseover and onmouseout use Javascript, dipshit.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 21:09

>>39
http://dis.4chan.org/skin/world4ch/global.css
.spoiler
{
    background: #000;
    color: #000;
}
.spoiler:hover
{
    color: #FFF;
}
You're still retarded.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 21:18

>>40
He was talking about JavaScript not CSS, dumbass.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 21:20

>>41
You better be trolling otherwise please reread >>31,35-40 to understand >>37,39's retardation

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 23:40

>>42
Nice quoting there. It runs quite smoothly on my machine.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-13 1:21

http://www.surveymonkey.com/s.aspx?sm=DR0g_2bQoJn_2bgEX_2f5ATYSzYw_3d_3d

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-13 16:01

>>44
Javascript is required for this site to function, please enable.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-13 16:16

>>44
suavemonkey.com
*clicks*

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-13 16:20

>>46
Damn, that's what I saw too.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-13 16:27

>>47
Ahaha. Me too.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 10:20

Onmouseout use Javascript dipshit.

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