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Name: Anonymous 2008-06-11 7:47

Rain, Rain, go away!
Ravage my vagina,
another day.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-11 7:47

It's 5-7-5, moron

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-11 7:48

>>2
Post-modernism, my dear.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-11 7:48

>>1-3 same person and we have been trolled temporarily.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-11 7:53

>>3
im on my period so if i say anything meen 2 u i probably dont meen it <3

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-11 8:08

i load the browser
hoping for insightful posts
nothing but trolling

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-11 10:47

i am a heron. i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-11 10:48

Requesting that Haskell poem.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-11 11:26

>>6
+3 insightful

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-11 11:40

See the proud heron,
catching fish with his long beak;
repost this ten times.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-11 11:45

>>10
u already tried it on /lounge/ and it didnt work. GTFO!

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-11 11:47

you are being trolled
or is it me being trolled?
someone has been trolled

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-11 11:54

i am a JAVA.
i ahev a long doc
and i make programs w/ my API.
if you dont repost this comment
on 10 other pages
i will hax your anus tonight
and make a mess of your computer and ass

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-11 11:58

public static void
not returning anything
emptiness inside

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-11 11:58

digital dreams
i bleed noughts and ones
take me back to reality
you're the virus in my bloodstream

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-11 12:04

I spelled “you're” like “your”
grammar nazi! you've been trolled
so ergo your wrong

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-11 12:06

God write in LISP code
when he filled the trees with green
...you've all heard this song

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-11 12:11

I'll make a haiku
one that rhymes; to annoy you
I should have left it at two

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-11 12:11

(LISP (LISP LISP) (LISP LISP:
    LISP LISP (LISP LISP (LISP LISP LISP))
    (LISP (LISP LISP) (LISP LISP)))).

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-11 12:14

Elated spirits
Eager to become complete
Cast aside our flaws

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-11 12:28

i am a JAVA.
i ahev a long doc
and i make programs w/ my API.
if you dont repost this comment
on 10 other pages
i will hax your anus tonight
and make a mess of your computer and ass

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-11 12:56

public class haiku
member variables and methods
encapsulation

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-11 13:14

(define (prime? number)
  (= (length (factors number))
  (+ (+ 1) (+ 1))))

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-11 13:38

fail, >>1-23 same person

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-11 13:42

Fail, one same person
Posting replies to this thread
No one was fooled

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-11 13:48

Fail, several persons
Posting replies to this thread
>>24,25 was fooled.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-11 13:51

>>26
Were, not was.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-11 13:56

>>27
lern2grammar

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-11 14:04

>>28
You're referring to multiple persons.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-11 14:06

>>29
"no one person was ..." vs. "no one person were"

think about it.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-11 14:07

>>30
"24 and 25 were fooled"

Think about it.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-11 14:33

>>14 has shown me
my life is a class method
brb hero

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-11 14:41

>>31
whoops, I thought you were responding to "no one was fooled"

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-11 14:42

>>33
Now say sorry and admit you have made a mistake.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-11 14:56

I am listening to progetry.mp3 manually.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-11 15:00

>>35
You just inspired me to listen to it again too. I normally can't stand the sound of my own voice, but I quite like it on that.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-11 15:27

Will we ever reclaim GvR - FIOC? :(

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-11 15:58

>>37
Not unless someone saved it. I deleted the original recording and it appears to have been wiped off the site I uploaded it to when they relaunched it under a different name.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-11 16:05

>>38
I downloaded it, I believe, but I think I also deleted it.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-11 17:07

I have also downloaded it, but my computer crashed and I lost it : (

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-11 18:45

Perhaps I could rerecord it, but I don't think it would have the raw passion of the original.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-11 18:52

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-11 18:53

>>41
Yes.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-11 19:24

I have progery.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-11 19:48

>>44
We all do.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 6:49

>>42
That's my blog silly
Fuck you for posting it

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 10:09

>>46
If that's really you're blog, than you certainly are a stupid, gigantic faggot. Enjoy the ice cream.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 10:45

>>47
     .
  . ,
   / ).
 .(_/ )  <-- That's no ice cream.
 (___/_).

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 11:06

>>48
THATS NOT MUD

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 13:52

>>48

shitIceCream level =
   reverse $ (\(a, b) -> a ++ "_" ++ tail b) $ break (==' ') $ reverse $ unlines
           $ (\(a: b: cs) -> a: tail b: cs)
           $ zipWith (++) (reverse $ take (level + 3) $ iterate (' ':) "")
           $ zipWith ($) (cycle [((++".") . (' ':)), ('.':)])
                         (("":) $ (" ,":) $ map (++"/ )") $ ("":) $ map ('(':) $ iterate (++"__") "_")

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 14:01

>>50
God-fuck, how can you read such stuff?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 14:04

>>51
I can't, I just wrote it.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 14:21

yeah, that code is pretty stupid

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 14:21

>>52
So Haskellers just write programs to be executed, not to be read by people?

GJS would not like this.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 14:23

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQbH_FOQR1o

I listen to this while coding.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 14:24

>>54
Yes. Some faggot writing ugly code exemplifies all Haskellers.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 14:28

>>54,56
It's a quick hack, it doesn't matter that it's ugly. Fucking sissies...

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 14:29

>>57
It matters if I say it matters, nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 14:31

>>58
You wish, cracka.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 14:33

>>56
Precisely.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 19:00

>>59
I know you are but what am I.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 19:26

>>61
You were a boy. Can I make it any more obvious? ♪♬♪♬♬ ♪♬♬♪♪♪

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 13:38


Trolled by one company than java is   useless but all   have turned me   on and I   woult never participate   because i have   no regrets this   was the only   language which can   use a variety   of fonts both.

Name: Trollbot9000 2009-07-01 11:00

prime example of how efficient this cheat.

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Name: Sgt.Kabukiman윻牲 2012-05-23 15:26

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
 All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
 All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
 All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
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Name: Anonymous 2012-05-23 15:39

Once I was using sockets
Then it started crashing down
I SIG_IGNow

Name: bampu pantsu 2012-05-29 3:47

bampu pantsu

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-18 22:42

/prog/ will be spammed continuously until further notice. we apologize for any inconvenience this may cause.

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