Reading this thread has been an experience.
I laughed, I cried, I achieved Satori.
But honestly I wanted to comment on the girl with the progsnake have you read your sicp today poster. I think she's the smartest slut I've ever seen. Way smarter than this L. Culver slag that you all are on about (uncluding the metaposting), since this L. Culver is supposedly a supporter of FIOC and FIOC is an idiot's folly.