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Leah Culver

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 10:26

I'd have sex with Leah Culver if she didn't program FIOC.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 10:30

I'd have sex with everyone who uses Java.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 10:31

>>2
Why??

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 10:58

>>3
They're so used to bloat they don't notice his fat.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 11:01

I'd have sex with Leah Culver if she wasn't a Macfag.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 11:09

I'd have sex with Leah Culver if she wasn't a blogger.

Name: Leah Culver 2008-06-09 11:10

What is this about? A friend of mine pointed me to this... thread here. This is no way to treat a woman. You have no right to say such things.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 11:11

>>6
Randall wouldn't mind it; in fact, he would be turned out by the fact that she is a blogger.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 11:12

Is Randall an alias of Christopher or Samantha?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 11:44

>>9
Randall Munroe, the creator of xkcd, a webcomic or romance, sarcasm, math, and language (the astute of you might have noticed the lack of ``humour'').

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 11:45

>>10
Go back to England.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 11:50

>>10
Sagebomb

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 11:50

Sagebomb

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 11:50

Sagebomb

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 11:51

Sagebomb

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 11:51

Sagebomb

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 11:51

Sagebomb

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 11:52

>>1
I would fuck her mouth, ears and eyes.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 12:09

She's 25.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 12:14

http://leahculver.com/about/
Holy shit, who the hell cares about the FIOC when she looks like that.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 12:31

>>4
I lol'd most heartily at this comic gem in a pool of failure.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 12:32

>>20
Exactly.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 12:32

>>11
I will, along with my job.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 12:32

>>19
Too old for you, maybe, but just right for me.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 12:33

I LOVE HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 12:35

Leah Culver is worse than THE GINGER

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 12:39

>>25
Idiot.

>>20
You have no idea how she really looks from that shitty thumbnail-size photo. For all anyone here knows, she might be a enormous fatty with sub-pixel photoshopped-out acne.

Anyway, this has nothing to do with programming so STFU retards.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 12:41

>>26
The Ginger doesn't have a vagina.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 12:41

>>27
Based on your post, it would seem that /prog/ is not for you. back to /pr/, please.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 13:28

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 13:37

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 15:45

Leah Culver is the essence of programming.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 16:30

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 16:43

>>33
She can be my wrong bitch.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 16:46

I heard she likes JAVA!

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 16:58

Her self-esteem must be incredibly high.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 17:10

>>33
She's moderately hot, but I've had better girls in my time.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 17:11

>>36
I don't understand the sentiment of your post. To work in CS (95% male sociotards) with everyone in work and community worshipping her, would give her high self-esteem and make her feel good about herself, on the other hand, the need to get attention to feel good about yourself probably shows low self-esteem.

Judging by the scarring on her face, she probably had acne as a teenager and was probably chubby, thus encouraging a geeky personality, and, as happens quite a lot (annoyingly, after you rejected them in high school), became quite attractive as an adult.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 17:12

http://www.flickr.com/photos/briansolis/665437087/sizes/o/
And I really find the shape of her face particularly attractive either. I think she might be hiding a slightly poor skin complexion under that makeup too, but it's hard to tell.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 17:12

>>39
Shit, that should be "And I don't really find the shape of her face particularly attractive"

Name: Freud 2008-06-09 17:15

>>40
Zell me abouz your mozzer.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 17:17

more like ugleah culver

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 17:19

>>39
Yes, it's probably acne. It logically does not follow that a girl of the following criteria,

1) attractive facial features,
2) attractive body,
3) doesn't have acne and/or other skin condition,
4) not fat,

(one might say that all female computer programmers only full fills three of these conditions)

can become a computer programmer. I hypothesise that it requires low social self-esteem during childhood onwards or during the teen age for a person to become a programmer. Or perhaps I am just projecting.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 17:22

>>43
Hm, not fat and attractive body can be merged into one critereon.

1) Attractive facial features
2) Attractive body (e.g. not fat)
3) No acne and/or other skin condition

Female programmers can only possess two of these properties.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 17:23

>>44
(If you can find one that possesses all three, then they are in a relationship, or are religious -- which should be a deal breaker.)

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 17:23

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Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 17:39

>>38
Well, she's a very successful hot female geek, and that unique position is quite enough to increase her self-esteem to very high levels. Plus there's the worshipping. She doesn't have to have a need to get attention to be flattered by the massive worshipping she gets. It's quite massive.

Would you please highlight the scarring? I see none. Also, I don't think she was chubby. If she had used to be chubby, she would now be either sluttier or weirder than she is. She seems too normal to have been an ex-chubbette.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 17:49

>>43,44
OMG OPTIMIZED!!!

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 18:07

>>47
Well, she does have a tendency to over-do it on the sauce and do stupid public things.

Re the scarring:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/briansolis/665437087/sizes/o/

Just look closely. There is still some light acne present or it's covered up my make-up. I can never tell.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 18:09

>>48
lol'd

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 18:20

>>33
Fuck, what I would give to be able to destroy one of these Web 2.0 fagfests from space with missiles. That would solve all our problems

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 18:20

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 18:25

>>51
But not all your problems, apparently.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 18:33

>>49
Well, maybe she just enjoys the sauce. You don't really need a reason to enjoy the sauce, you just do.

Yes, I see it now. That's some pretty minor scarring, though. Her acne couldn't have been that bad.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 18:38

>>54
Not as bad as 95% of the posters here, anyway

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 19:16

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 19:36

holy shit she is BEAUTIFUL guys, dont you see it.
she has a vagina AND she at least knows stuff about basic programming languages. thats pretty much the best you can get out of a girl EVER. i bet she would read sicp if you gave her a helping hand, lord knows that girls cant read sicp alone (it is possibly scarier than goose bumps by rl stine

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 19:41

I bet she reads j2se/1.5.0/docs/ in one sitting.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 19:42

>>58
I wouldn't be surprised, she is quite extraordinary.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 19:48

>>59
I bet she whispers the whole Linux kernel into your ear while you bang her.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 19:49

>>60
Like in xkcd rofl xD

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 19:57

>>61
HAHAHA I JUST GOT IT

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 20:00

HAHAHA
>>61,62
same pathetic faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 20:03

>>60
Eeeew.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 20:03

This thread reeks of sexual desperation.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 20:04

>>65
Are you Leah's brother?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 20:11

>>65
Are you an unsuccessful ugly female geek?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 20:13

>>67
Are you an unsuccessful ugly male geek?

Name: Sageing fail since 1463 2008-06-09 20:16

>>68
Are you an unsuccessful ugly male gay geek?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 20:18

>>69
I do alright. What's your point?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 20:19

>>65
I am actually a gay nigger and I am not a member of the GNAA.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 20:20

>>70
Java is awesome.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 20:23

>>46
What the fuck is that?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 20:26

>>73
A woman with a vagina but without its kidneys.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 20:30

>>74
Silly anon, vaginas don't have kidneys.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 21:29

I'm emailing this thread to Leah Culver, guys. If you have anything to say to her, make sure it's in here.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 22:01

THERE IS NO SENSE IN BEING INTERESTED IN A CHILD OR GROUP OR IN A SOCIETY THERE IS NO SENSE IF ONE DOES NOT SEE IN THEM BEFORE ANYONE ELSE THE LIFE IT'S CAPACITY TO BE FOUNDED UPON ITSELF

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 22:07

Dear Leah Culver,

Will you marry me?!

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 22:29

Dear Leah Culver,

Hax my anus!

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 22:38

>>79
Your anus is probably huge. Leah prefer small anuses.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 22:44

>>80
What would you know about small anuses, James?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 22:46

>>81
That wasn't James, it was Christopher.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 22:49

>>81,82

SPAWHBTE

Name: GJSussman !xpQSO2ECEY 2008-06-09 23:55

Dear Leah Culver,

Have you read your SICP today?

The Suss.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-10 0:09

>>83
Does the "E" stand for endlessly?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-10 2:48

I'd bampu her pantsu, if you know what i mean

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-10 2:49

No, I don't know what you mean.  Could you explain to me in terms I would understand?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-10 4:57

>>46
It carries out and is w.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-10 5:24

I'd sageru her pantsu, if you know what i mean

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-10 5:26

failthread

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-10 9:07

I'd have sex with Leah Culver if she wasn't a woman.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-10 9:13

>>88
Are you DQN?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-10 10:10

manjaw

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-10 10:19

Delicious man jaw.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-10 10:21

One could say it's a man-dible.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-10 10:24

Whatever you call it, it's delicious.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-10 10:27

>>96
You're he first person not to scorn me for my terrible puns ; _ ;

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-10 10:28

>>97
That's because I am you, silly.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-10 11:19

>>80
But my haxed anus is small

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-10 12:13

FAIL

Name: HAX MY ANUS MEME FAN 2008-06-10 17:35

>>99
Sorry for the bad news, but you should double-check your anus before posting. I haxed it much larger yesterday afternoon while you were kind of dozing off.

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