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Leah Culver

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 10:26

I'd have sex with Leah Culver if she didn't program FIOC.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-16 20:43

>>520
[citation needed]

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-16 21:23

It came as a surprise to me that HASKELL doesn’t currently have any type of switch/case statement. However, HASKELL developers often use a series of monads to simulate a switch/case statement. They use monads everywhere, sick bastards.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-16 21:55

It came as a surprise to me that JAVA doesn't currently have any type of comefrom statement. However, JAVA developers often use a series of while loops to simulate a comefrom statement.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-17 0:58

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-17 1:35

>>524
So that's what the mods are spending their time doing

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-17 8:31

>>513
Holy macaroni. On that pic she looks ugly. :(

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-17 8:34

man killall

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-17 10:51

>>513
Gah. Imagine the amount of shopping done for that magazine cover. D:

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-17 10:57

>>528
Terrible!

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-17 11:18

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-17 11:28

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-17 11:31

>>531
She certainly does wear a giant layer of makeup.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-17 11:56

This is as sad as the day The Sussman called us unscientific and ultimately destructive.

:(

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-17 12:39

>>533
This thread is made of rage & fail, rather then sadness. Cure /prog/ for this filth.

:(

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-17 12:42

Or wait, I know. I'm going to send her an e-mail with a link to this thread, so she can see how fucking ridicioulus this is.

It's leah@pownce.com right?

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-17 12:51

>>535
Screenshots of your Dolphin Linux or it didn't happen.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-17 12:54

>>535
We both know that you're a wuss and that promise is as empty as your ballsack.

Name: Sageing fail since 1463 2008-08-17 12:58

>>537
Emailing someone needs a lot of courage.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-17 13:03

>>535
Screenshots of chrisdesktop or it didn't happen, Christopher.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-17 13:03

>>538
*grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-17 13:34

>>540
*grabs Chris*

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-17 13:36

>>537
>>538
Right on bitches. I'll write it and send it right now.

>>539
My name is not Christopher.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-17 13:43

Eagerly awaiting a screenshot of your email.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-17 13:45

Christopher from Potatoes

Oh oh oh oh! Oh oh oh oh!

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-17 13:45

Eagerly awaiting your email.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-17 14:00

>>535
>>76,204,251,367,507
How original.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-17 14:39

>>543,545
Empty ballsack will never deliver.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-17 15:32

I'd like to empty my ballsack onto Leah Culver's macbook, if you know what I mean.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-17 16:13


root@cake:~$ sndmail

Preparing message to leah@pownce.com.... done.
Taking screenshot.... done; http://img383.imageshack.us/img383/1821/leahtl8.png.
Sending e-mail.... done.
Posting terminal info @ http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1213021438.... done.

root@cake:~$ kill sage

[spoiler]root@cake:~$ killall -in -o this,thread[/spoiler]

Running GNU/Linux Debian [spoiler](etch)[/spoiler].

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-17 16:23

gender and lack the guts to send you a sim
Hey, speak for yourself buddy

Name: Nelson 2008-08-17 16:24

blatant lying
[bbcode][/fail]
GNU/Linux Debian (etch)
Haw haw!

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-17 16:32

>>550
I can't say I completely speak on the behalf of /prog/. But I wrote how I'm experiencing /prog/.

>>551
Get the fuck out.

The whole message. Right below.

    Dear Ms. Leah Culver

I'm writing to you on behalf a funny, but serious issue. Please consider reading this e-mail and please read it when you have time and energy to do so. If you have that, please continue reading :).

A little about myself. I'm an anonymous poster from the one of the biggest english BBS and imageboard www.4chan.org, simply known as ``4chan". You can find more about 4chan on http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/4chan. 4chan contains quite a few imageboards, where most of them focus on mature and random content/pictures. Most of the content is funny, but there is also bizzare, stupid, and straight outrageous content. It has made some of the most know content on the Internet and I'm sure you have heard about them ( such as the Rickroll ). Please, also take this as a warning, if you at some point going to access one of the imageboards. The imageboard /b/ - Random can contain disturbing images.

But, I'm not here to set focus on the imageboard, as there is enough focus on it already. The purpose of this mail is draw your attention to the BBS-boards 4chan has. One of the BBS I'm mostly on is of course, programming board. And as the name indicates, the board it called ``Programming" or with the directory ``/prog/ - Programming". Most of the time /prog/-posters refer the board simply as ``/prog/".

The /prog/-board was largely meant for serious discussion on programming, but also help with construction of programs, discussion of computer theory and the art of programming. Although gradualy, over the years, the board has decayed and rotten to a board that is mostly filled with trolls ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troll_(Internet) ), general idiocy and just stupid people who ask questions like "OMG HOW DO I HAX MYSPACE??? ROFLMAO XD". Although in the recent time, another matter has caught their attention. As you are hopefully reading this e-mail you have probably realized that the matter is you.

To make it simple, there is a thread about you at http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1213021438 . This is one of the most popular threads in /prog/ so far. Please note that most of the posters are trolls and some of these troll are virgins and lack discipline. Please do not take most of the post posted there seriously.

On the other hand, a group of serious posters, including me, find this thread irrelivant, annoying and/or discriminating. We try to sage ( in english: to lower ) the thread without great success. But as you seem to be popular, please consider doing something.

Please, post in the thread and tell the people to move on, become a little more serious in the programming discussion and let the thread die. As reading the thread I have discovered that some of the people posting in the thread also lack serious communication and contact with the opposite gender and lack the guts to write you a simple e-mail, e.g. this. If you choose not to post in the thread, please consider atleast answering this e-mail, so I can forward it to the board. A reply as soon as possible would be great.

If you are going to post in the thread, please create a secure tripcode, so we can indentify you as Leah Culver and not as a troll or another poster. A secure tripcode is a form of authentication. Please read http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tripcode .

The format of a tripcode is as follow [your name or nickname]##[the code you want to use]
The output is as follows [your name or nickname]!![a hash]
For example if I wrote the following in the name field: sage##sage
The output name and hash would be: sage!!SOJTvLiutsP
This can only be used in the name field. The rest of the fields are obvious.

If you have read this mail, then I thank you for your time. I hope that you will do something about this issue and again don't take the thread too seriously.

    Sincerely, Anonymous from the 4chan.org BBS-board, /prog/ - Programming.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-17 16:37

>>mail is draw
>>mail is to draw

>>One of the BBS I'm mostly on is of course, programming board.
>>One of the BBS I'm mostly on is of course, the programming board.

GOD FUCKING SHIT, I missed.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-17 16:40

No Dolphin Linux means it didn't happen.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-17 16:45

BBcode failure.... done.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-17 16:50

>>555
It's the code tags.

With code tag.
[spoiler]Test[/spoiler][spoiler]Test[/spoiler].

Without code tag.
TestTest.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-17 16:57

>>552
>irrelivant

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-17 16:57

foobarbaz

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-17 17:01

>>557
FUCK, one more D:

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-17 17:01

>>552
You idiot. You should have told her to use a tripcode that only you knew, so that you could verify that Leah Culver has indeed posted. Now anyone can just post as Leah Culver with some random tripcode.

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