Leah Culver

I'd have sex with Leah Culver if she didn't program FIOC.

Ms. Culver
I would fist her face and cock gag her, if you know what I mean.

>>441
I'm afraid i don't. Please clarify.

>>442
I would go postal on her face and gag her with my cock, if you know what I mean.

>>443
I would take her out to dinner and hold her hand, if you know what I mean.

>>444
I would take her out for some latte and etch her laptop, if you know what I mean.

>>445
I would inject my code in her main thread's entry point, if you know what I mean.

>>446
I would interact with her higher order procedures and remain purely functional without side effects.

>>447
What do you mean by that?

I would dick her.

>>448
To clarify: I would LISP her Javagina.

>>450
I would dispatch events into her asynchronous queue.

I would monadically overflow her stack pointer , if you know what I mean.

>>450
Would you just JScheme?

Do you think Leah likes Java? Or just FIOC?

http://leahculver.com/2007/06/07/dif-drink-in-face/
I’m really tired of guys saying stupid, sexist things in blog comments. I really wish that every time some jerk says something completely inappropriate I could just snub him. In the physical world I could slap him, toss a drink in his face, or just walk away. Not that I advocate violence, but for some reason dudes think that they can get away with saying almost anything on the internet. Not true.

ಠ_ಠ

>>455
How is it not true? That acne-scarred self-contradicting little tramp...

I would TOTALLY jerk into her scars IRL like I do on the internet to her pics, if you know what I mean.

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Fuck off.

>>49
Is that a LimeWire icon in her dock? I can't believe you morons worship such a dumb whore.

>>457
DIF

>>460
I think you meant Duff bear?

>>458
The EXPERT QUOTE OPTIMIZERS community is deeply appalled by your complete disregard for quote optimization.

>>460
I lol'd at this because I understood DIF

>>462
Yeah, it's an extreme case of [/u]-funroll-quotes[/u] taken too far. In this case it completely trashes the cache. Shameful.

>>462
how about

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>>465
I think you already know the answer to that.

>>466
I failed again didn't I :(

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Fuck my ass.

http://valleywag.com/5037590/meet-leah-culver-and-her-circle-of-ex+boyfriends

>>1-469
Enjoy your wrong bitch.

I'd like to toss my drink in Leah Culver's face, if you know what I mean.

>>469
Ugh... those Web 2.0 hipster fags/bitches are the social cancer of software development.

>>472
Tell me about it. It makes me RAGE so hard. I'm hoping for another industry crash or for SF to fall into the sea or something.

>>471
I'd like to spread my special pore cleansing skin cream all over Leah Culver's face, if you know what I mean.

>>469
"We're here in my circle of exes," Culver continued.
Whore

>>475
calm down its leah culver for cryin out loud.

whenever im about to get angry i ask myself: would leah culver want me to get angry?

usually the answer is no ,, so i dont get angry very often. but when i do, i think leah would agree with my decision to be angry.

>>477
Punctuation and capitalization, motherfucker!  Do you speak it?
Whenever I'm about to get angry I ask myself "Would Leah Culver want me to get angry?"

Usually the answer is no, so I get angry just to piss in her Wheaties.  Then for shits I punch her in the acne-pocked face until I don't feel angry anymore.

http://valleywag.com/5028786/flickrs-cal-henderson-dumped-by-technology-review-covergirl-leah-culver#c6895985
Nick Douglas   at 05:48 PM on 07/25/08
@cal_forgot_password¹: Come now, Cameron to me² to Burka to Brad to you to the Google.org guy. This does seem like a general Evita climb, even though she³'s not doing it for any career goal⁴.

1. Cal Henderson
2. Nick Douglas
3. Leah Culver
4. Yeah Sure

>>472-474,475,479
DIF.