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Leah Culver

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 10:26

I'd have sex with Leah Culver if she didn't program FIOC.

Name: Freud 2008-06-09 17:15

>>40
Zell me abouz your mozzer.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 17:17

more like ugleah culver

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 17:19

>>39
Yes, it's probably acne. It logically does not follow that a girl of the following criteria,

1) attractive facial features,
2) attractive body,
3) doesn't have acne and/or other skin condition,
4) not fat,

(one might say that all female computer programmers only full fills three of these conditions)

can become a computer programmer. I hypothesise that it requires low social self-esteem during childhood onwards or during the teen age for a person to become a programmer. Or perhaps I am just projecting.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 17:22

>>43
Hm, not fat and attractive body can be merged into one critereon.

1) Attractive facial features
2) Attractive body (e.g. not fat)
3) No acne and/or other skin condition

Female programmers can only possess two of these properties.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 17:23

>>44
(If you can find one that possesses all three, then they are in a relationship, or are religious -- which should be a deal breaker.)

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 17:23

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Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 17:39

>>38
Well, she's a very successful hot female geek, and that unique position is quite enough to increase her self-esteem to very high levels. Plus there's the worshipping. She doesn't have to have a need to get attention to be flattered by the massive worshipping she gets. It's quite massive.

Would you please highlight the scarring? I see none. Also, I don't think she was chubby. If she had used to be chubby, she would now be either sluttier or weirder than she is. She seems too normal to have been an ex-chubbette.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 17:49

>>43,44
OMG OPTIMIZED!!!

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 18:07

>>47
Well, she does have a tendency to over-do it on the sauce and do stupid public things.

Re the scarring:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/briansolis/665437087/sizes/o/

Just look closely. There is still some light acne present or it's covered up my make-up. I can never tell.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 18:09

>>48
lol'd

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 18:20

>>33
Fuck, what I would give to be able to destroy one of these Web 2.0 fagfests from space with missiles. That would solve all our problems

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 18:20

She has flickr

http://www.flickr.com/photos/leahculver/

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 18:25

>>51
But not all your problems, apparently.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 18:33

>>49
Well, maybe she just enjoys the sauce. You don't really need a reason to enjoy the sauce, you just do.

Yes, I see it now. That's some pretty minor scarring, though. Her acne couldn't have been that bad.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 18:38

>>54
Not as bad as 95% of the posters here, anyway

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 19:16

http://www.flickr.com/photos/leahculver/2066005993/

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 19:36

holy shit she is BEAUTIFUL guys, dont you see it.
she has a vagina AND she at least knows stuff about basic programming languages. thats pretty much the best you can get out of a girl EVER. i bet she would read sicp if you gave her a helping hand, lord knows that girls cant read sicp alone (it is possibly scarier than goose bumps by rl stine

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 19:41

I bet she reads j2se/1.5.0/docs/ in one sitting.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 19:42

>>58
I wouldn't be surprised, she is quite extraordinary.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 19:48

>>59
I bet she whispers the whole Linux kernel into your ear while you bang her.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 19:49

>>60
Like in xkcd rofl xD

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 19:57

>>61
HAHAHA I JUST GOT IT

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 20:00

HAHAHA
>>61,62
same pathetic faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 20:03

>>60
Eeeew.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 20:03

This thread reeks of sexual desperation.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 20:04

>>65
Are you Leah's brother?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 20:11

>>65
Are you an unsuccessful ugly female geek?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 20:13

>>67
Are you an unsuccessful ugly male geek?

Name: Sageing fail since 1463 2008-06-09 20:16

>>68
Are you an unsuccessful ugly male gay geek?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 20:18

>>69
I do alright. What's your point?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 20:19

>>65
I am actually a gay nigger and I am not a member of the GNAA.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 20:20

>>70
Java is awesome.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 20:23

>>46
What the fuck is that?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 20:26

>>73
A woman with a vagina but without its kidneys.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 20:30

>>74
Silly anon, vaginas don't have kidneys.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 21:29

I'm emailing this thread to Leah Culver, guys. If you have anything to say to her, make sure it's in here.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 22:01

THERE IS NO SENSE IN BEING INTERESTED IN A CHILD OR GROUP OR IN A SOCIETY THERE IS NO SENSE IF ONE DOES NOT SEE IN THEM BEFORE ANYONE ELSE THE LIFE IT'S CAPACITY TO BE FOUNDED UPON ITSELF

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 22:07

Dear Leah Culver,

Will you marry me?!

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 22:29

Dear Leah Culver,

Hax my anus!

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 22:38

>>79
Your anus is probably huge. Leah prefer small anuses.
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