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Leah Culver

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 10:26

I'd have sex with Leah Culver if she didn't program FIOC.

Name: Shirou 2008-07-19 20:05

>>320
Please elaborate.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-19 21:20

>>321
ID STICK MUH PEN0R IN HER VAGIN0R

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-19 21:49

>>322
In English please.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-20 4:16

>>323
Apparently he is going to lose his virginity to FIOC scars

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-20 7:19

THE SCARS MY DESTINATION

Name: Leah Culver 2008-07-20 10:44

I got an email with a link to this thread. This is disgusting.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-20 10:58

>>326
You're not the real Leah Culver, because the real Leah Culver would post a picture of her beautiful face!

Name: Gerald J. Sussman 2008-07-20 11:11

So this is what you're obsessing over now?

Fine, be that way.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-20 11:15

>>328
NO IT'S NOT PLEASE DON'T LEAVE US MR THE SUSSMAN

Name: Gerald J. Sussman 2008-07-20 12:41

>>329
Don't mind me, I just dropped by to pick up my snake and then I'll be on my way. Obviously you have some important scars to attend to.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-20 13:20

/prog/ ANNIVERSARY BASH
Keynote speakers: GERALD JAY SUSSMAN, LEAH CULVER

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-20 13:24

/prog/ without the Sussman, without snake, and with FIOC and scars and cleft labia everywhere.

In Abelson's name, we are doomed.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-20 19:02

>>309
Comb-over cleverly disguised as shitty emo/hipster haircut.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-20 19:05

>>333
What do you mean, cleverly?

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-20 19:08

>>334
Hey, it fooled Leah Culver.

Name: Harold Abelson 2008-07-20 19:11

What on earth is going on here? Girls don't don't care about us /prog/rammers. Leah Culver is just using you all, don't you see it?

Sincerely,

The Abelson

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-20 19:14

I'd like to ram my /prog/ into Leah Culver's girls, if you know what I mean.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-20 23:44

LEAH mother-fuckin' CULVAH

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-21 17:42

Leah Vulva?

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-21 18:44

Aqua Velva?

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-21 18:52

Velveeta?

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-21 19:52

Volvo?

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-21 19:57

Valve?

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-21 20:39

LEAH CULVER

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-22 12:59

Mulva?

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-24 22:18

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-24 22:39

>>346
Sounds like she's sick of his bloat.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-24 22:49

>>347
I'd like to make her sick on my bloat, if you know what I mean.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-24 23:02

>>348
I'd like to barf on her tits, if you know what I mean.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-25 3:08

Leah Culver is a "Web 2.0 celebrity". She hasn't read SICP and can't program worth shit.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-28 10:30

I bet she has acne scars on her tits, ass and penis.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-28 11:02

>>351
So do I. We'd be perfect for each other.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-28 17:54

>>349
I caught your drift and smirked copiously.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-28 18:15

During the DDOS I have perfected a fractal map of her acne scars, which I have then proceeded to fill with my spectacular spunk, my mighty man-juice, my celestial-born cum, my SICP-tastic semen.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-28 18:36

>>354
A pale Zimmer imitation, but I lolt nonetheless.
6/10

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-28 18:45

Who the fuck is Leah Culver?

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-28 19:57

>>356
The fourth poster after you, me, and the Sussman.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-28 21:42

>>357
You forgot the desu guy, but then he may actually be you. Or perhaps me. /prog/ is getting quite crowded these days.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-29 17:31

I'd like to smack Leah Culver around a bit and then fuck her, if you know what I mean.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-29 17:35

I'd like to kill Leah Culver and then fuck her anus, if you know what I mean.

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