>>127
You have three choices:
(a) it's not a girl.
(b) it's a girl, but she's not hot.
(c) it's a girl, she's hot, but her programming skills are mediocre.
LOL @ Nerds getting worked up by an attractive girl just cause she can program. You definitely have a chance here guys. This is your lucky break. This is the one you've been waiting for.
I'm 100% positive she won't even notice your dandruff and body odour once she hears you know Python. You will totally fit in with all her hipster fag web 2.0 friends. This is your big break.
P.S. The pocks on her face aren't from acne, they're from AIDS. She contracted it while using Ruby On Fails. True story.
this bitch is on the cover of the current issue of Technology Review magazine (published by MIT). More evidence MIT is full of dumbfucks.
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Anonymous2008-07-05 6:31
>>153
I just want you to realise that I invented that meme.
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Anonymous2008-07-05 8:25
A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?
Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."
"What's that mean?" asked the child.
"Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."
The little girl goes to the garage and ays, "Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you."
Dad said, "Bring Belle over here." He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it and said, "Okay, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time around the block."
The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"
The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home."
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Anonymous2008-07-05 8:27
Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Seamus, were stumbling home from the pub late one night and found themselves on the road which led past the old graveyard.
"Come have a look over here," says Paddy, "It's Michael O'Grady's grave, God bless his soul. He lived to the ripe old age of 87."
"That's nothing," says Sean, "here's one named Patrick O'Tool, it says here that he was 95 when he died."
Just then, Seamus yells out, "Good God, here's a fella that got to be 145!"
"What was his name?" asks Paddy.
Seamus stumbles around a bit, awkwardly lights a match to see what else is written on the stone marker, and exclaims, "Miles, from Dublin."
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Anonymous2008-07-06 17:10
ITT: Deliciously lickable acne scar covered man jaw.