/prog/ - Expert PHP

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-02 19:07



<?php



$stri=file_get_contents(__FILE__);



$stri=preg_replace_callback("/[0-9]*[a-z]+/i",create_function("$matches",'return "du".str_repeat("r",rand(1,6));'),$stri);



$stri=str_replace(array("&","<",">","\n"),array("&amp;","&lt;","&gt;","\n<br>"),$stri);



echo $stri;



?>

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-02 19:14

Hahahahahahahahhahahahahaha, let's have fun at the expense of PHP everyone

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-02 19:30

create_function

This is PHP's idea of functional programming? I lol'd hard.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-02 22:06

>>3
That's because once you leave the university, you get to use tools that are suitable for real problems. Keep believing that your toy languages are the shit, if the largest extent of your problems is lambada calculus.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-02 22:15

functional programming
This is >>3's idea of a callback? I scowl'd hard.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-02 23:02

Fix'd:



<?php



$stri=file_get_contents(__FILE__);



$stri=preg_replace_callback("/[0-9]*[a-z]{3,}/i",create_function('$matches','return "du".str_repeat("r",strlen($matches[0])-2);'),$stri);



$stri=str_replace(array("&","<",">","\n"),array("&amp;","&lt;","&gt;","\n<br>"),$stri);



echo $stri;



?>

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-02 23:04

>>5

This is /prog/'s idea of trolling? I haxed my own anus.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-02 23:16

fail

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-02 23:17

PHP is a token processing grammer that has been haxed in the anus for years to try and morph it in to an OO programming language.

It does both of these things poorly.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-03 0:27

>>9
I disagree, PHP's interpretation of OO is one of the most elegant--

fuck i couldnt even finish. i barf'd

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 6:59

The game without thinking about it Alas.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-04 17:34

Name: Sgt.Kabukiman⣛⃚ 2012-05-23 14:59

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

Name: bampu pantsu 2012-05-29 3:41

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Expert PHP

1 Name: Anonymous 2008-06-02 19:07

2 Name: Anonymous 2008-06-02 19:14

3 Name: Anonymous 2008-06-02 19:30

4 Name: Anonymous 2008-06-02 22:06

5 Name: Anonymous 2008-06-02 22:15

6 Name: Anonymous 2008-06-02 23:02

7 Name: Anonymous 2008-06-02 23:04

8 Name: Anonymous 2008-06-02 23:16

9 Name: Anonymous 2008-06-02 23:17

10 Name: Anonymous 2008-06-03 0:27

11 Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 6:59

12 Name: Anonymous 2011-02-04 17:34

13 Name: Sgt.Kabukiman⣛⃚ 2012-05-23 14:59

14 Name: bampu pantsu 2012-05-29 3:41

15 Name: 2013-01-25 18:09