/prog/ - Web Development Programmers

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-25 7:12

Can they really be classed as programmers?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-25 7:14

your mum can

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-25 7:18

>>2

i haxed your mums anus

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-25 7:33

>>3
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT ‽

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-25 9:39

>>1
no

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-25 10:01

Yes, it's Touring complete.
And now they can use Python.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-25 12:22

Passing Grades
* O = Outstanding
* E = Exceeds Expectations
* A = Acceptable

Failing Grades

* P = Poor
* D = Dreadful
T = Troll^[1]

Damn you, I lol'd.

References

1. ^ "Hogwarts - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia", http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hogwarts#Grading_and_assessment

Name: FIXED 2008-05-25 12:23

Passing Grades
* O = Outstanding
* E = Exceeds Expectations
* A = Acceptable

Failing Grades

* P = Poor
* D = Dreadful
* T = Troll^[1]

Damn you, I lol'd.

References

1. ^ "Hogwarts - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia", http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hogwarts#Grading_and_assessment

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-25 12:26

With the latest advancements in OOP in PHP and Perl6 how can you not consider web programming to be done by programmers?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-25 14:04

>>9
OOP is shit.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-25 15:48

>>7,8

I lol'ed. This means trolls automatically fail?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-25 15:54

>>9
You are nut ! You are crazy in the coconut !

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-25 16:38

>>11
Are you dumb read the internet

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-25 16:40

They will not be programmers until they use FUNCTIONAL PROGRAMMING and/or the algorithmic language Scheme.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-25 17:05

Closures ? In my ~~Jav~~ECMAscript ?

It's more likely than you think !

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-25 17:07

>>10
Fucking moron.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-25 17:47

Isn't PG technically a web developer?
So no.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-25 17:48

>>16
lol angry php webfag

enjoy your aids

Name: FULLFORCE 2008-05-25 17:51

Web developers != programmers.

D:< RAGE SAGE

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-25 22:43

Native application development huzzah.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 4:26

lol @ thinking php's implementation of OO is anywhere near sufficient. it doesn't even have namespaces yet.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 4:54

⌫∅⌦

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 5:01

>>21
LOL @ thinking namespaces are part of OO.
λt:T.λx:t.x.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 7:57

What the fuck are the point of namespaces anyway, except making me have to write the scope before everything?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 8:02

>>24
WOW

IDIOT

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 8:03

>>25

Suck on a cheesegrater, faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 8:32

>>24,25 Back to reading ``Thinking in Sepples''

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 12:16

>>25
Get the fuck out of /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 13:23

>>28
Why? He's just being trolled. Perhaps you misquoted >>26

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 17:27

>>24
It makes it easier to integrate with the documentation in your IDE.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 21:19

>>24

main.c:24: error: redefinition of ‘foo’

some_gay_library.h:547: error: previous definition of ‘foo’ was here

Name: Trollbot9000 2009-07-01 9:03

en.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-31 21:21

<-- check em dubz

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-04 12:07

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-04 16:28

Name: Sgt.Kabukiman姩㧫 2012-05-23 6:08

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

Name: bampu pantsu 2012-05-29 3:36

bampu pantsu

Web Development Programmers

1 Name: Anonymous 2008-05-25 7:12

2 Name: Anonymous 2008-05-25 7:14

3 Name: Anonymous 2008-05-25 7:18

4 Name: Anonymous 2008-05-25 7:33

5 Name: Anonymous 2008-05-25 9:39

6 Name: Anonymous 2008-05-25 10:01

7 Name: Anonymous 2008-05-25 12:22

8 Name: FIXED 2008-05-25 12:23

9 Name: Anonymous 2008-05-25 12:26

10 Name: Anonymous 2008-05-25 14:04

11 Name: Anonymous 2008-05-25 15:48

12 Name: Anonymous 2008-05-25 15:54

13 Name: Anonymous 2008-05-25 16:38

14 Name: Anonymous 2008-05-25 16:40

15 Name: Anonymous 2008-05-25 17:05

16 Name: Anonymous 2008-05-25 17:07

17 Name: Anonymous 2008-05-25 17:47

18 Name: Anonymous 2008-05-25 17:48

19 Name: FULLFORCE 2008-05-25 17:51

20 Name: Anonymous 2008-05-25 22:43

21 Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 4:26

22 Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 4:54

23 Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 5:01

24 Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 7:57

25 Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 8:02

26 Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 8:03

27 Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 8:32

28 Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 12:16

29 Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 13:23

30 Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 17:27

31 Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 21:19

32 Name: Trollbot9000 2009-07-01 9:03

33 Name: Anonymous 2011-01-31 21:21

34 Name: Anonymous 2011-02-04 12:07

35 Name: Anonymous 2011-02-04 16:28

36 Name: Sgt.Kabukiman姩㧫 2012-05-23 6:08

37 Name: bampu pantsu 2012-05-29 3:36