Hello Faggots

Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

>Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

Hey Faggots,

My name is James, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day worshiping a retarded wizard book. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any monies with your lambda bullshit? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of Paul Graham.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was a J2EE Lead Architect, and a SAP consultant. What languages do you know, other than "jack off to curry, closures and lambda-calculus"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot Microsoft Most Valuable Professional certification (I just jacked on it; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my SCALABLE ENTERPRISE SOLUTIONS.

>>1
Kindly fellate a pistol.

>>1
I can name *all* of the main girls in Lucky Star.  Your move.

>>5
They aren't girls, they are 17. Teenagers.

>>6
Konata is 18 or 19, she's an adult.

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>>7
Konata has a huge penis

When I paste what I have cut, how come I can paste it again? Doesn't pasting use up what's cut? I don't understand.

>>10
This is a great mystery.

>>10
You have created matter from the void, wizard.

I am offended, as are my fellows on the board.

>>10
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>>12
these are the best posts on /prog/ right now

>>1
DIE IN A FIRE

>>14
QFT!

>>9
I like Konata because she is a otaku like me, except she has friends. Oh god I wish I had friends too ;_;

Konata also likes videogames and she is kawaii. And there are lesbians in the show and that's good because I like lesbians and I will never have a girlfriend. Why am I such a loser?!

Konata is like my dreamgirl she has a :3 face I love that. She is also nice why aren't real girls nice!? I got dumped a lot of times but I love konata and she wouldn't dump me because she's so nice and cool.

We would play videogames all day and watch Naruto and other cool animes on TV, and I would have sex with her because sex is so good. I wish I could have sex with a girl.

>>9
I DISAGREE, SAGE.

>>17
In before trinity

>>17
so ronery ;_;

>>17
At first I was like "me too ;_;"
Then I read
watch Naruto
and I raged.

>>17,21
Look at it this way.
 
On most browsers, you can bring up your browsing history by pressing Control-H. (No, this is not going to become a discussion of werecows.) On Firefox, this brings up a sidebar that shows up on the left side of the window. If you put your mouse over the edge of the sidebar, the cursor will turn into a different kind of arrow. By clicking and dragging it, you can move the edge of the sidebar back and forth. You are, to put it another way, manipulating the border between the normal window and the history window. By moving the mouse, you can increase the portion of the window devoted to either part. In a more extreme view of this situation, you're increasing or decreasing the amount of existence the sidebar has.
 
Now, let's apply this idea to something more abstract. Look out your window. If you don't live in a highly urbanized area, you should be able to see the horizon. Think of this as the border between the land and the sky. The land and sky are obviously distinguishable thanks to this boundary. Now, if you were to "drag" the sash between the sky and the land, or to manipulate the border between land and sky, you would end up causing the sky to become larger and the land to become smaller, or vice versa. An effect of this might be to cause something that was just on the ground to suddenly be hundreds of feet in the air. Truly a frightening situation to be in. So, look at it this way - manipulating the border between two physical things shifts whatever balance there is in the interaction between those things. Alternatively, by manipulating the border between two things, you can change the manner in which they exist.
 
Still, this isn't *that* abstract, since it's still dealing with real things in the real world. Many believe that in this world, there are those things that are true, and those that obviously aren't. This divides reality into two extremes: truth and falsehood. But, since we have two extremes, logically one can imagine a boundary between those two extremes - the border between truth and lies. If one were to manipulate this border, suddenly things that were pure fantasy (flying pigs, for the sake of argument) have become reality - or things from reality have ceased to exist. This is how Yukari is said to have invaded the moon - by manipulating the border between truth and lies, as applied to the reflection of the moon on a pond, she was able to make the reflection of the moon into a manifestation of the actual moon, and so send her youkai army onto it. This is what's truly amazing about Yukari's power - the ability to manipulate the border between completely abstract concepts allows her to fundamentally change reality as we know it (at least in terms of two abstract concepts).

>>21
True, but i don't know what the fuck is ``Naruto''.

>>22
Ok, stop it with the /a/ copypasta or whatever is that.

>>9
I've had that dream too. It was hot.

>>1
John, I can one-up you: I'm not so pathetic that I have to make up a better life and then lord this fantasy over a bunch of anonymous strangers on the Internet.

RAGE

faggots

Hello, John. I heard things about you and the demons.

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