/prog/ - Design A Grocery Store

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-25 2:53

This thread is to create and specify a "/prog/" Grocery Store.

The language used is called /prog/ language. It is built for a human to understand yet based on multiple layers of abstraction. The top layer should be simple Function names that explain the basic path of a customer through the store. Exceptional cases should not be handled in the base case but rather in a switch type syntax. The language is guided by a "just enough to specify but no more to an average idiot human being". The costumer actions and AI should be modeled too.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-25 3:20

Where is this so called specification?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-25 3:48

Am I being trolled?

Does anybody really know what time it is?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-25 11:48

>>3
It's 16:48, do you know where your stack pointer is?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-25 11:53

I think it's pointing at >>999

Can we please have our HMA register increased by 1?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-25 13:16



if (customer.hasapenis)

  customer.hax(me.getmyanus);

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-25 16:37

>>6
I think me.getmyanus should be me.getAnus instead, since this way both "me" and "customer"'s base classes could implement the same interface. Similarly, hasapenis should be hasPenis to allow for other classes with more than one penis. You could also check if customer.grabDick returns true.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-25 16:41

Shouldn't we be writing this with CLOS instead of whatever bastardized OO you're using?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-25 17:00

>>8
Common Lisp Operating System?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-25 17:12

>>7
Thanks. That makes sense.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-25 17:44

>>9
Common Lisp Object System, you idiot.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-25 17:47

>>1
We're not doing your wierd ass homework for you

Name: FULLFORCE 2008-05-25 17:59

>>12
You forgot your sage.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-25 18:28

>>12
Please learn English. The word is 'weird'.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-25 19:12

>>12
wtf is ass homework?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-26 12:38

>>15
XKCD Fail

>>16
XKCD Fail

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-25 6:55

The hang of watching parens anyway You.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-03 5:28

Name: Sgt.Kabukiman溦㫗 2012-05-23 6:08

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

Name: bampu pantsu 2012-05-29 3:36

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Design A Grocery Store

1 Name: Anonymous 2008-05-25 2:53

2 Name: Anonymous 2008-05-25 3:20

3 Name: Anonymous 2008-05-25 3:48

4 Name: Anonymous 2008-05-25 11:48

5 Name: Anonymous 2008-05-25 11:53

6 Name: Anonymous 2008-05-25 13:16

7 Name: Anonymous 2008-05-25 16:37

8 Name: Anonymous 2008-05-25 16:41

9 Name: Anonymous 2008-05-25 17:00

10 Name: Anonymous 2008-05-25 17:12

11 Name: Anonymous 2008-05-25 17:44

12 Name: Anonymous 2008-05-25 17:47

13 Name: FULLFORCE 2008-05-25 17:59

14 Name: Anonymous 2008-05-25 18:28

15 Name: Anonymous 2008-05-25 19:12

16 Name: Anonymous 2008-05-26 12:38

17 Name: Anonymous 2009-02-25 6:55

18 Name: Anonymous 2011-02-03 5:28

19 Name: Sgt.Kabukiman溦㫗 2012-05-23 6:08

20 Name: bampu pantsu 2012-05-29 3:36