Dimensifuck is the ultimate language

http://esolangs.org/wiki/Dimensifuck

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>>2
| Haskell

>>2
Haskell

My >>3 doesn't know how to quote. How does he pipe? Terrible!

>>5
You can lazy evaluate that all you want, it still doesn't make sense.

I have the feeling that this thread sucks

So it's Brainfuck with bloat? Fuck that.

Continuing the sage chain.

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>>1
http://esolangs.org/wiki/Dimensifuck
Wow. That is so unbelievably lame and fail.

Unlike "normal" programming languages, which can only flow in one dimension, going forward or back
:massive facepalm:

You guys obviously haven't seen the funges.

I prefer The ABC Programming Language_©

>>14
acaaccaaaac?

Better than abc

>>16
Never.

HQ9+ beats the shit out of anything else.

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The ultimate language is, in fact, Chef.^{[citation needed]}

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Please use UNICODE for better effect.

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>>21-37
Now you see why I used [m].

>>38
Because you and >>21-37 don't know how to use bbcode inside [code] properly?

>>39
No, because I'm lazy.

m

>>39
I did get it right, so what?

The PERL standard when   I was 12   years old You   The only thing   funny about that   I already changed   it and sold?

The D Programming Language

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