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Hello, /prog/

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-21 22:22

YOU JUST LOST THE GAME

What is the game?

Rules:
1) You just lost the game
2) You can never stop playing the game.
3) If you think of the game, you lose.

Welcome to the game.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-21 22:52

i never started playing the game so i can't lose.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-21 23:10

I have stopped playing the game.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-21 23:11

xkcd. Ergo your wrong bitch.

Name: Roland Numeral 2008-05-21 23:19

Hi, Anonymous, I hope this message finds you well.

I think you'll find that in my critically acclaimed webcomic ``XKCD: A webcomic of romance, sarcasm, math, and language'', the tables were turned. We are free netizens, and we lose to no game.

Now, if you will, my presence is required in the ball pit. Perhaps we will meet again in the future.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-22 0:16

The game is won

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-22 0:45

>>1 is woefully incomplete.  The rules do not permit winning, nor not playing once you've heard of it.  Also, it is trivially deducible that the faggot statement "You just won the game" in fact causes you to lose the game.1

[1]"You just lost" is not necessarily correct, as there is a window of invulnerability after each loss (10 minutes?).

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-22 1:06

>>7
The rules cannot apply until after you start playing.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-22 4:15

The game is over, I win with Randall[1].

[1]http://xkcd.com/391/

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-22 4:39

YOUR ASS IS GRASS

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-22 7:55

>>9
See >>7. You lost, and Randall loses twice.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-22 8:18

>>11
Did you read >>8 ? Rules, esp. rule 2, don't apply unless you are playing.
And I'm not.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-22 8:24

>>12
No anonymous, you are the game

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-22 9:32

>>13
No Anonymous, you are anus haxed

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-22 13:29

hax mah anus

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-22 18:38

>>8,12
Utter nonsense. Mere cognizance of its existence implies that you are playing.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-22 18:39

wat
wat am playn wat is congizazne

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-22 18:49

>>8,12,17
SAME PERSON

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-17 0:28

Lain.

Name: Kaitlyn 2010-05-11 22:44

IS THE GAME REALLY OVER -sobs-

Name: revolt spectacle and the game 2010-05-11 22:53

That's funny i was just reading about the game

THE REAL creativity of the times is at the antipodes of anything officially acknowledged to be 'art.' Art has become an integral part of contemporary society and a 'new' art can only exist as a supersession of contemporary society as a whole. It can only exist as the creation of new forms of activity. As such, ['new' art] has formed an integral part of every eruption of real revolt over the last decade. All have expressed the same furious and baffled will to live, to live every possible experience to the full — which, in the context of a society which suppresses life in all its forms, can only mean to construct experience and to construct it against the given order. To create immediate experience as purely hedonistic and experimental enjoyment of itself can be expressed by only one social form — the game — and it is the desire to play that all real revolt has asserted against the uniform passivity of this society of survival and the spectacle. The game is the spontaneous way everyday life enriches and develops itself; the game is the conscious form of the supersession of spectacular art and politics. It is participation, communication and self-realisation resurrected in their adequate form. It is the means and the end of total revolution.
The reduction of all lived experience to the production and consumption of commodities is the hidden system by which all revolt is engendered, and the tide rising in all the highly industrialised countries can only throw itself more and more violently against the commodity-form. Moreover, this confirmation can only become increasingly embittered as the integration effected by power is revealed as more and more clearly to be the re-conversion of revolt into a spectacular commodity (q.v., the transparence of the conforming non-conformity dished up for modern youth). Life is revealed as a war between the commodity and the ludic. As a pitiless game. And there are only two ways to subordinate the commodity to the desire to play: either by destroying it, or by subverting it.

Name: Mat Dickie 2010-05-12 4:01

The Art is Dead.

Name: Art 2010-05-12 4:11

Mat Dickie is Dead.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-12 4:30

Mat Dickie is Art.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-12 4:36

>>22-24
Mat Dickie is a zombie.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-12 7:46

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-12 10:39

*grabs Dickie*

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-09 7:01

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