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Rules of /prog/

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-17 15:32

1. Read SICP

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-17 15:33

2. DON'T HELP HIM!!

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-17 15:33

2. Read SICP

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-17 15:33

12. Stop using numbers

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-17 15:33

13. NO EXCEPTIONS

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-17 15:36

14. One word, the forced indentation of code, thread over

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-17 15:37

3-11. LISP

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-17 15:42

15. Haskell. Haskell nomads

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-17 15:45

16. *grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-17 15:45

17. hax my anus

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-17 15:46

18. gtfo

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-17 15:46

19. bampu pantsu

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-17 15:47

20. >>9-12 same person and we have been trolled constantly

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-17 15:48

21. If this is your first night on /prog/, you have to fight.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-17 15:50

22. Too bad ruby on rails is slow as fuck

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-17 15:53

23. HELLO MY NAME IS CUDDER AND I PRONOUNCE ANONIX ``AN ONYX''!

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-17 16:02

4. Other.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-17 16:18

24. Prog Sucks.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-17 18:20

25. Get out of here while you can.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-17 18:21

26. Mail every thread to the Sussman

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-17 18:39

21.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-17 19:32

Required Reading:
 • SICP
 • CTM
 • W(p)GtR
 • TIS
 • LSI24H

Required Listening:
 • GJS Jay Sussman feat. JSB Sebastian Bach - We conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells
 • Makke - I am a Database [http://www.last.fm/music/Makke/_/I+Am+a+Database]
 • Jesu, Joy of man's desiring
 • http://www.tindeck.com/audio/my/wyab/progetry
 • GvR - FIOC

Required Watching:
 • http://www.snotr.com/video/1044
 • http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5546836985338782440 and following videos

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-17 19:48

Required Chatting:
 • #sicp

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-17 20:22

27. The solution to every problem, is to use technolgies and technigues that are over a decade old. Technology (especially computing) never really advances.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-17 21:28

28. The ABC Programming Language is really genius.  No one wants to admit it.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-18 6:34

>>22
• W(p)GtR
No!

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-18 6:56

• Makke - I am a Database [http://www.last.fm/music/Makke/_/I+Am+a+Database]
fukken saved

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-18 8:09

28. acaaccaaaac

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-18 8:11

29. hax my anus
30. hax my anus
31. hax my anus

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-18 9:03

>>22
• GvR - FIOC
Give me.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-18 9:14

Required Reading:
 • SICP[Citation needed]
 • CTM[Citation needed]
 • W(p)GtR[Citation needed]
 • TIS[Citation needed]
 • LSI24H[Citation needed]

Required Listening:
 • GJS Jay Sussman feat. JSB Sebastian Bach - We conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells[Citation needed]
 • Makke - I am a Database [http://www.last.fm/music/Makke/_/I+Am+a+Database]
 • Jesu, Joy of man's desiring[Citation needed]
 • http://www.tindeck.com/audio/my/wyab/progetry
 • GvR - FIOC[Citation needed]

Required Watching:
 • http://www.snotr.com/video/1044
 • http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5546836985338782440 and following videos

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-18 9:17

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-18 10:14

33) NO FAT CHICKS

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-18 11:33

34. hax my anus
35. hax my anus
36. hax my anus
37. hax my anus
38. hax my anus
39. hax my anus

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-18 13:00

40. Whatever the circumstances are, dicks shall be grabbed.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-18 13:17

>>31

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Name: Anonymous 2008-05-18 13:29

LSI24H -> what is the title
TIS -> what is the title
CTM -> what is the title

Name: !3GqYIJ3Obs 2008-05-18 13:46

test

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-18 13:56


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Name: Anonymous 2008-05-18 13:58


                                        (3 4)
                                          │
                                          │
                                          ▼
((1 2) 3 4)┏━━━┳━━━┓                  ┏━━━┳━━━┓    ┏━━━┳━━━┓
      ────►┃ ● ┃ ●─╂─────────────────►┃ ● ┃ ●─╂───►┃ ● ┃ ╱ ┃
           ┗━┿━┻━━━┛                  ┗━┿━┻━━━┛    ┗━┿━┻━━━┛
             │                          │            │
             ▼                          ▼            ▼
   (1 2)   ┏━━━┳━━━┓    ┏━━━┳━━━┓     ┏━━━┓        ┏━━━┓
      ────►┃ ● ┃ ●─╂───►┃ ● ┃ ╱ ┃     ┃ 3 ┃        ┃ 4 ┃
           ┗━┿━┻━━━┛    ┗━┿━┻━━━┛     ┗━━━┛        ┗━━━┛
             │            │
             ▼            ▼
           ┏━━━┓        ┏━━━┓ 
           ┃ 1 ┃        ┃ 2 ┃
           ┗━━━┛        ┗━━━┛


     Figure 2.5:  Structure formed by (cons (list 1 2) (list 3 4)).

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-18 14:00

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Name: Anonymous 2008-05-18 14:20

>>37
LSI24H -> Learn Scheme In 24 Hours
TIS -> The Imaculate Sussman
CTM -> Catch The Monad

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-18 14:20

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-18 14:21

>>42
I find your CTM expansion humourous, considering that your post is invalid Haskell.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-18 14:21

>>42
*Immaculate

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-18 14:34

>>39,41
It seems to be very difficult to get the box drawing characters to line up properly, especially in different configurations.

In addition, it seems that in none of my fonts do the corner pieces and the vertical pieces actually line up.

I feel kind of bad about it :(

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-18 14:36


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Name: Anonymous 2008-05-18 14:38

>>44
It's valid CROMA.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-18 14:48

>>46,47
It is your configuration that is broken.

Name: SAGING FAIL SINCE 2008 2008-05-18 14:53

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Name: Anonymous 2008-05-18 15:45

>>51
Way to finally get it, failfag.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-18 15:49

>>52
He did not. Note the lack of BbCoDe.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-18 20:23

[i][o][spoiler]I am going to learn scheme guys. I think functional programming is pretty cool.[/i][/o][/spoiler]

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-18 20:23

nice bbcode failure faggot

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-18 20:24

SPOILER ALERT

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-18 20:26

can someone post links to
LSI24H -> Learn Scheme In 24 Hours
TIS -> The Imaculate Sussman
CTM -> Catch The Monad

in b4 on.nimp.org

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-18 20:41

>>57
http://LSI24HTISCTM.on.nimp.org
LOLOLOL!!1 IM SO FUNEH

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-18 21:03

How do you pronounce ``tuna''?
 • toona
 • tunna
 • tyoona (faggot)
 • other

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-18 21:20

>>59
tuna fish?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-18 21:33

>>60
OH LOL I DIDNT CATHC THE REFERENCE THX

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-18 21:39

>>59
toow-nay

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-19 12:24

>>61
no prob man
lol i haxed your anus while you were reading the post

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-19 12:28

i think tuna fish is a cool guy, he tunas fish and eh doesnt afraid of anything

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-19 15:02

>>28
aaaaaaaacbbbbbbbbccaaaaaaaac

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-19 15:07

>>63
Am I the only one who had to reach behind himself and make sure his anus was still intact?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-19 15:21

>>66
No. I do that before and after visiting /prog/. And after each post.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-19 16:06

I grab my dick while trolling /prog/ to protect my anus from unwanted haxing.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-19 16:29

Rule 69.  hehe.  69

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-19 16:32

70.  You must come in every girl.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-19 17:46

>>68
Is it effective so far?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-19 18:57

71. Hax my anus with two fists of bulky Java Enterprise Code.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 21:24

>>68
I MOVE AWAY FROM MY DICK TO HAX MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-10 2:54

74. Force it harder and harder

Name: sage 2008-06-10 4:53

sage

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-10 11:24

>>72
I JAVA'ed.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-10 11:34

JAVA I'ed

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-10 12:13

FAIL

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-12 20:37

test

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-12 20:46

test
test
test

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-12 20:46

test > > test > > > test

Name: sage 2008-11-13 4:45

>
sage

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-08 6:47

test
test
test

test
test
test

test
test
test

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-08 6:48

test
 test
 test

test
  test
  test

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-08 6:48

>test
>test
>test

>test
>>test
>>test

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-13 12:23

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-29 8:28

They dared to test multiquote in such thread.
Test >>40 post. We need more of this

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-29 8:33

>>89

'-._                  ___.....___
    `.__           ,-'        ,-.`-,            HAVE YOU READ
        `''-------'          ( p )  `._       YOUR XARN BLAG TODAY?
                              `-'      \       http://cairnarvon.rotahall.org/kartoffelbrei/
                                        \
                              .         \
                               \---..,--'
   ................._           --...--,
                     `-.._         _.-'
                          `'-----''

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-29 10:05

>>90
No updates

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-29 10:45

NO EXCEPTIONS

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-02 22:57

<

Name: debugger 2011-05-17 12:29

<h1>nigga what</h1>

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-17 15:25

55. consume semen

Name: a 2011-05-17 19:53

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