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What do you like to eat?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-16 18:35

I just ate a snapple.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-16 18:36

Those of you who know your periodic table should be laughing about right now.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-16 19:22

HAR HAR HAR

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-16 19:23

Fuck you, and fuck him

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-16 19:33

this is actually pretty good for xkcd.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-16 20:21

>>5
DON'T GIVE HIM STUPID IDEAS!

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-16 20:33

>>6
It seems you interpreted that post in the absence of proper context.  That's okay, we all do that.
Here:
http://xkcd.com/18/

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-16 20:35

>>7
I will laugh when I killed half my brain with drugs, okay?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-16 20:36

>>8
I will laff when I killld half my braiiiinnnn with drugs, mmmmmkay?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-16 20:37

>>7
lololollololololollooolololloollolool

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-16 21:26

>>8
>>9
>>10
May your anii be haxed without mercy.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-16 21:27

That bitch Randall manages to troll, by proxy, the whole of the internet. And some people get worked up over "hax my anus" and "*grabs dick*".

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-16 23:28

You people do realize that Randall posts on /prog/, right?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-16 23:30

>>5
The best xkcd is very clearly this one.
http://xkcd.com/224/

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-16 23:44

>>13
Yeah Randall, we know.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-16 23:45

>>14
OMG he said 'car's.

How fail is that?

Name: Randall Monroe !u64FIa3YkA 2008-05-17 0:16

Hello, this is Randall. I received a link to this thread in an e-mail and would like to thank this community for reading and enjoying my webcomic. Please support the site by visiting the xkcd store: http://store.xkcd.com/

If you would like to contact me, just me an e-mail at randall@xkcd.com, but please be aware that I don't use submitted comic ideas and I have already heard about every company making human hamster balls and any news story about velociraptors.

Randall Munroe

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-17 0:20

You people do realize that Randall eats a huge amount of dick, right?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-17 0:22

>>18
I think that's the other dinosaur guy.

Name: Ryan North !xi0f7kaVhk 2008-05-17 2:35

Hello, this is Ryan. I recived a link to this thread in an e-mail and would like to thank this community for reading and enjoying my webcomic. please support the site by visiting the quantz store.

If you would like to contact me, just send me an e-mail at ryan@qwantz.com, but please be aware that I don't use submitted comic ideas and I have already heard about every Dinosaur Comic imitator on teh web.

Ryan North

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-17 8:04

OP here, YHBT. This was a test to see if there are any real xkcd readers here.
>>3-5,7,12-17 are clearly faggots.

Love, #sicp - Curing cancer since 2008!

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-17 8:11

>>21
That doesn't make sense.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-17 10:52

>>22
I'll explain it to you: #sicp are a bunch of faggots. that's all.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-17 11:10

>>22
Yes, it does. gb2kxcdshitfag

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-17 12:23

>>23
You were probably banned from #sicp. I understand that feeling - being a loser that doesn't belong to the elite chatrooms - Oh wait, I don't, I have the operator status there, loser.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-17 12:39

<_git_> hey folks, what does @ mean in front of someones nick?
<thorn``> The @ symbol identify's the channel operators.. Chops have extra commands for control of the room
<_git_> does it mean that persons is a sad wanker who spends his life on irc, has no real friends, and prefers to chat on here than in a pub?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-17 12:47

>>26
Proceed.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-17 12:52

/ban _git_

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-17 12:53

>>26
lololol

>>25
Too sad that every faggot is given op there.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-17 13:06

I'd rather spend my life on IRC than go into a pub even once.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-17 13:14

foo
foo
*foo*
foo

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-17 13:16

bar

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-17 13:20

quux

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-17 13:33

So this is a /prog/ thread.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-17 15:21

>>34
[citation needed]

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-17 15:29

>>35
No, it is not.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-17 15:40

>>36
I think it's /prog/, not /prog/. Either that, or you are in the wrong textboard.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-17 16:24

>>37
>>36
[Neutrality disputed]

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-17 16:27

>>37
[Who?]

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-17 17:05

It is proposed that this thread be deleted.

If you can address this concern by improving the thread, please post in it and do so. You may delete this post if you improve the thread or otherwise object to its deletion for any reason. To avoid confusion, it helps to explain why you object to the deletion, either in the thread or on #sicp. If this post is removed, it should not be replaced.

This post was added 2008-05-17 21:02; five days from then is 2008-05-22 21:02.

If you created the thread, please don't take offense. Instead, consider improving the thread so that it is acceptable according to the deletion policy.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-17 17:15

>>40
Yikes! Thread must need more

LISP.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-17 17:21

CRIKEY!

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-18 4:42

>>21

I can't imagine what kind of person actually hated xkcd.

Oh wait, yes I can. The egomaniac prick friend we all have who gets terribly upset when someone other than himself discovers something fun and entertaining before he does.

If he didn't find it first it's no good.

Let's listen to GWAR and play Baulder's Gate again.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-18 5:29

>>43
I think if you read all of xkcd then you will find you hate it too. What you want to do specifically is read every xkcd mentioning Lisp, every one mentioning women, then meditate on the spiders for a few moments.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-18 7:11

>>43
What the fuck are you talking about.  Xkcd is just a string of unfunny pseudo-in-jokes designed for people who think catching the reference makes them special.

And I did ``discover'' it long before most readers.  Back when the strips were usually funny, or at least cute.  I saw it shrivel away into the pretentious tripe it is today.  So of course I hate it.

Name: Randall Munroe 2008-05-19 21:28

I find this thread unscientific and ultimately destructive. Thus, i'll include it in my next strip.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-19 21:32

>>45
That's just like /prog/, though. ``Oh, I get it, cudder, like that Lisp thing, lol!!11''

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-19 21:34

>>47
You are everything that is wrong with /prog/

Name: Random Moron 2008-05-19 21:41

Be sure to read it so you can catch the references.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-19 21:56

>>48
Vacuously false, as I'm not hma guy.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-19 21:57

>>47,49
If catching references is wrong for you, leave 4chan immediately.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-19 21:58

>>50
wat

Name: HAX MY ANUS MEME FAN 2008-05-19 22:05

I will not take XKCD seriously until it mentions either anii haxing or dick grabbing.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-19 22:05

>>51
4chan's references are mostly created in 4chan. Randall's references are lifted shamelessly from various places. He is a reference stealing parasite.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-19 22:44

>>53
anii is not the plural of anus.

Name: HAX MY ANUS MEME FAN 2008-05-20 13:14

>>55
*grabs dickii*

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-17 1:21

Are you GAY?
Are you a NIGGER?
Are you a GAY NIGGER?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-02 23:43

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