Tourettes.ss

Could anyone get me the old tourettes.ss script? Or preferably a version written in a superior language like Haskell.

It's about as hard to write as hello world. Do it yourself.

>>2 doesn't know how to do it.

>>1,3
Same person, trolling for his tourettes.ss.

>>4
REALLY?

>>1
Here you go :) http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1202667651/

Tip: grep + http://dis.4chan.org/prog/subject.txt

Could anyone get ME the old tourettes.ss script? Or preferably a SHITTING version written OH GOD in a superior language like Haskell. FUCK YOU

Could anyone get me the BLOODY old tourettes.ss FUCK script? Or preferably BITCH A version written in a superior language like Haskell.

I am a BLOODY programmer. I have dealt in many SHIT languages, but I HAVE ended up with Java. Java IS the best language for SHIT implementing general programs.

Java is fast. It's no SHIT C/C++, but it's head and shoulders above FUCK comparable high-level languages.
Java is memory-managed.
Java BULLSHIT supports just the right LEVEL OF features. It BULLSHIT doesn't have C++'s feature SHIT fetish.
Java has an MOTHERFUCKER! expansive, ASS (mostly) cross-platform API. It's NOT perfect, but it sure beats writing everything yourself.
Java and its API BULLSHIT are constantly being BITCH improved.

In any program of SHIT significant size, BITCH the problem isn't writing your Bloom filters or splay FUCK trees with elegant syntax. It's FUCK A problem of communication with other programmers (including library-writers). Java's strict typing, rigid structure, documentation FUCK YOU system, and excellent DEVELOPER tools (aka Eclipse) ALL help you out.

It's not PERFECT. SURE, first-class functions would BE nice, but you never use them except BITCH on your homework assignment MOTHERFUCKER! where you pass the comparator to a sort function. If you're FUCK YOU building a little toy program, it's a pain to put everything in an object, BITCH but you'll be thankful you did once that program gets BULLSHIT big enough. The syntax SUCKS, but it's familiar. Sure, Eclipse is slow, BUT suck IT up big balls.

Java isn't perfect, but it's the best in SHIT practice.

can someone do this in java the hut?

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13 Name: Sgt.Kabukimanꨍꥥ 2012-05-23 5:59

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