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A re-introduction to javascript

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-14 20:34

http://developer.mozilla.org/en/docs/A_re-introduction_to_JavaScript

I thought you would like it. I do now. As some other guy said:

Lisp in C's Clothing

JavaScript's C-like syntax, including curly braces and the clunky for statement, makes it appear to be an ordinary procedural language. This is misleading because JavaScript has more in common with functional languages like Lisp or Scheme than with C or Java. It has arrays instead of lists and objects instead of property lists. Functions are first class. It has closures. You get lambdas without having to balance all those parens.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-14 20:42

And it's OO and prototype-based, thus dog slow with no hopes of decent optimization.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-14 20:57

I don't want a re-introduction, javascript fails.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-14 21:15

I LIEK PYTHN BETTA
HELD UP SPOR|<()

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 0:14

Web 2.0 is powered by Javascript, nuff said.

>>4

Fuck you, Python is excellent for useless programs.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 2:10

Only someone unfamiliar with Lisp would say this. Half of Lisp is that it doesn't have C's clothing.

If I were more familiar with Javascript, I'd implement a JS to CL compiler and have the fastest browser in the west.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 7:01

>>5
More like Haskell.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 7:06

You might also like this, http://eloquentjavascript.net/

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 8:16

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Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 13:09

teletype code
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Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 13:12

wat

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 14:39

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Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 23:59

I think JavaScript is pretty neat.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-16 0:12

JavaScript is pretty cool.  It's interfacing with the actual browsers that sucks balls.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-16 14:18

suck balls
You like that huh >>14 naughty boy

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-16 14:49

post pic of Cudder sucking balls

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-16 14:52

wait

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-16 17:18

I'd suck Cudder's balls

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<-- check em dubz

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