/prog/ - 90% of /prog/ cannot write this program

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 5:23

Task: For every program I, and program input X for I, determine whether the I halts.

Output: true or false whether the program I halts with input X

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 5:24

Nobody can write that program, genius.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 5:32

>>2
http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1200808061

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 5:45

I wrote this program when I was 12.
It only works for terminating programs though.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 6:48

>>1
If Program halts: return true
else return false

Next

Name: Anal Touring 2008-05-12 7:13

Blimey guvna, please give me one up the shitter.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 7:34

The correct answer to the subject line: A user friendly GIMP.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 7:50

That's just semantics. Anything user friendly is by definition not the GiMP.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 9:18

>>6
"shittah"

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 9:48

>>1
autodaf

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 10:23

>>1
What about other 10%

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 10:28

>>11
email sage, 4chan for english people, go back your own country boards

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 10:32

zee plein!!! zee plein!!!

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 10:39

I don't get it. I have no problem with THE GIMP.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 11:38

>>11
They have read SICP.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 14:59

>>1
You didn't specify the format for the input program. Is the input program written in a turing complete language?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 15:08

>>16
It's written in Japanese.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 15:11

I can do it using a Las Vegas algorithm.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 18:58

>>18
EXPERT GAMBLER

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-14 13:43

>>7
Put the image on one workspace and the tools on another and BAM! full-screen editing!

. . . oh wait, you can't do that on Linux, it's text-only :(

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-14 21:19

>>20
That doesn't make sense

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-14 21:43

public class Solution

{

  public static void main(String[] args)

  {

    System.out.println("true or false whether the program

I halts with inputX");
}
}[/code]

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-14 23:48

Anal Touring says it cannot be done

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-21 0:04

Name: Sgt.Kabukimanꮩ䠋 2012-05-23 5:38

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90% of /prog/ cannot write this program

1 Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 5:23

2 Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 5:24

3 Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 5:32

4 Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 5:45

5 Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 6:48

6 Name: Anal Touring 2008-05-12 7:13

7 Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 7:34

8 Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 7:50

9 Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 9:18

10 Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 9:48

11 Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 10:23

12 Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 10:28

13 Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 10:32

14 Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 10:39

15 Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 11:38

16 Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 14:59

17 Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 15:08

18 Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 15:11

19 Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 18:58

20 Name: Anonymous 2008-05-14 13:43

21 Name: Anonymous 2008-05-14 21:19

22 Name: Anonymous 2008-05-14 21:43

23 Name: Anonymous 2008-05-14 23:48

26 Name: Anonymous 2010-12-21 0:04

27 Name: Sgt.Kabukimanꮩ䠋 2012-05-23 5:38