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Making Custom Hardware

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-04 1:40

Ok /prog/

I want to build my own hardware for my computer but have no clue where to start.  My design will be simple game controller with 6 buttons (up, down, left, right, A, start).  I would LIKE a usb connection, but a serial port or parallel seems more simple.

I also need to program it.  What would be the best method for making custom drivers?

Are there any good tutorials for making simple hardware like this? (I'm running window XP)

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-04 1:48

Read SICP.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-04 1:56

DON'T HELP HIM

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-04 3:04

>>1
>I want to build my own hardware for my computer but have no clue where to start.
What do you know? How to implement USB? How microcontrollers work? How to design circuits? How to make a LED blink? Ohm's Law? Do you know what a resistor looks like? Which end of the soldering iron gets hot?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-04 3:15

Keyboard hack

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-04 3:58

Indeed, sir >>5.  It's likely that you already have an implementation of ``6 buttons'' on your machine.  You need only subclass your existing keyboard and override a few labels.  I suggest buying a copy of Pen, Paper, Scissors, and Glue 2008 Express.  If you're on a budget, I've also heard good things about the freely available ``Imagination'' toolkit.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-04 4:28

Which end of the soldering iron gets hot?

This reminds me of the time I taught 13-year-olds how to solder. I plug in a soldering iron on my bench to let it warm up for the demo and start explaining the history of soldering, what metals are used, what the soldering iron is, etc. when halfway through, this somewhat retarded fat kid standing near the front tried to grab the iron from the bench by the tip and within seconds starts screaming like a bat out of hell.

As I was fixing up his burn he looked at me with a bemused expression and said quite timidly, "I didn't know it was hot."

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-04 5:34

>>7
Well, now he's got two problems.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-04 5:37

>>5,6
What would be the learning effect of that? Doesn't sound like fun at all.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-04 5:42

Doesn't sound like fun at all.
He can use the time and money he saved to trip on LSD.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-04 6:05

>>10
Remember to concentrate on the /prog/ snake for the best possible trip.

And maybe some awesome inner truths about SICP, LISP and the universe.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-04 7:20

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-04 7:28

>>12
Wow.

Name: HAX MY ANUS MEME FAN 2008-05-04 8:51

>>12
This gif is nearly better than the hax my anus meme

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-04 9:12

>>12
*grabs snake*

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-04 15:03

Has >>1 replied to >>4 yet? Because, otherwise, he'd be a faggot, and this thread shall die slowly with forced memes

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-04 18:09

>>16
>>4

Fine.

What do you know? How to implement USB?     no
How microcontrollers work?                 yes
How to design circuits?                     no
How to make a LED blink?                   yes
Ohm's Law?                                  no
Do you know what a resistor looks like?    yes
Which end of the soldering iron gets hot?  stupid memes.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-04 19:15

>>17
That is weird.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-04 19:22

>>1
You might like this page
http://www.homebrewcpu.com/

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-04 20:09

What do you know? How to implement USB?     no
How microcontrollers work?                  no
How to design circuits?                     no
How to make a LED blink?                    no
Ohm's Law?                                 yes
Do you know what a resistor looks like?    yes
Which end of the soldering iron gets hot?  burnt fingerprint off finding out

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-04 20:25

Appendix A:
Can you solve this?                         http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/nerd_sniping.png

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-04 20:57

>>21
It's hmm.  Interesting.  Maybe is you start with... No, wait.  Hmm... You could-  *VROOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM*

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-04 21:46

>>17
You're a stupid faggot if you don't even know Ohm's law. Seriously. That's the goddamn first thing you fucking learn in any circuits analysis course; there's no fucking way you could make an LED blink without knowing it.

Save sheer dumb luck. HIBT?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-05 1:33

>>21
Why are physicists only worth 2 points? You fucki- *VROOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM*

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-05 6:25

What are the best CFLAGS? Maybe -funroll-loo-
*VROOOOOOOOMMMMM VROOOOOOOOMMMM*

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-05 7:26

>>23
I didn't take any stupid circuitry classes.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-05 7:42

>>26
You still don't know Ohm's Law, the basic thing everyone related to electricity should know. God fucking damn. Why, I ask you, why? It's like the most basic thing ever.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-05 7:46

>>21
Lame shit.

>>23
rofl

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-05 7:48

>>27
I'll ask you something else, >>27.
How the FUCK LONG would it take to read and learn about it? Surely not more than a day. If OP is any smart he now does know about it. So shut the fuck up.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-05 10:05

If OP is any smart he now does know about it.
wat

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-05 10:19

>>29
I was pointing out the blatant contradiction in >>27, I don't give a shit whether or not he can learn it. He can learn how to hold a paintbrush with his dick and paint with Bob Ross for all I fucking care.

RAGE

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-05 11:50

Only thing to cure RAGE is to H A X  M Y  A N U S

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-05 11:57

>>31
*grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-05 14:37

>>33
``Happy little accidents''

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-05 19:46

[hax my anus]wat[/hax my anus]

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-05 20:12

[hax]my anus[/hax]

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-05 20:38

>>23
MOSFETS

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-07 2:37

Learn Assembler.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-07 2:52

>>17
What do you know? How to implement USB?     no
How microcontrollers work?
yesno
How to design circuits?                     no
How to make a LED blink?
yesno
Ohm's Law?                                  no
Do you know what a resistor looks like?    yes
Which end of the soldering iron gets hot?  stupid memes.

fixed that for you

BBCode, don't fail me now...

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-07 2:53

>>39
arg, fuck you too, BBCode

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