Making Custom Hardware

Ok /prog/

I want to build my own hardware for my computer but have no clue where to start.  My design will be simple game controller with 6 buttons (up, down, left, right, A, start).  I would LIKE a usb connection, but a serial port or parallel seems more simple.

I also need to program it.  What would be the best method for making custom drivers?

Are there any good tutorials for making simple hardware like this? (I'm running window XP)

>>29
I was pointing out the blatant contradiction in >>27, I don't give a shit whether or not he can learn it. He can learn how to hold a paintbrush with his dick and paint with Bob Ross for all I fucking care.

RAGE