/prog/ - /prog/ Game

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-02 18:35

/prog/ let's make a video game.

In a month or so a new round of 4 Elements contest begins. This is gamedev.net's annual competition. Basically they give 4 random and stupid things and you have to focus your game around them.

The main thing that makes this a contest /prog/ must be represented in are the prizes : http://www.gamedev.net/community/contest/4e6/default.asp?mode=prizes.

So let us begin.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-02 18:54

``We're very grateful to the following sponsors, who have generously donated to our prize pool.''

Ｔｈｅｙｍｕｓｔｆｅｅｌｋｉｎｄｏｆｂａｄａｂｏｕｔｉｔ：（

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-02 19:06

Christopher possesses a great knowledge of OpenGL.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-02 19:16

>>1
This is /prog/. It's simple, we won't do it, we'll just post random nonsense here.

Also, you can't ask us (anonymous) to participate in a real life contest with real life prizes and real life crap.

Name: 4 2008-05-02 19:18

Wait,

http://www.gamedev.net/community/contest/4e6/default.asp?mode=elements

what

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-02 19:37

*wins contest*
*grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-02 19:44

>>4
did you look at the prize list?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-02 19:50

>>7
I tried, but found nothing. Oh, you mean, there's nothing. Cool.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-02 20:36

Write your entry in five lines of APL and you'll probably get some lulz.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-02 21:04

We need some lazy game development framework for lazy /prog/rammers. Must be written in Python, our favorite programming language.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-02 21:12

>>10
Nonsense. The game is to be in hasukeru.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-02 22:21

It must be written in RAW FORTRAN CODE.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-02 22:39

Is this thread about The game?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-02 23:31

>>8
How did you miss the five one-year GDNet+ memberships?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-03 0:43

>>13
**** You havea nice day now ****

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-03 13:03

Language choices:

Python
.NET
C++

or something obscure

I vote for .NET

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-03 13:13

>>16
Delphi is the only reasonable choice here.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-03 13:23

>>16,17
GTFO

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-03 14:04

It should be written in a highly obscure and mostly disused lisp dialect.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-03 15:22

Let's do it in .NET and use the mighty power of language agnostic intermediary and powerful libraries

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-03 16:25

>>20
assemblies

Name: MEME STARTER 2008-05-04 8:54

*grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-04 8:54

*grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-04 9:02

If you plan on using .NET, consider the XNA framework

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-04 11:50

>>24
fuck no

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-04 17:00

Game must contain the following instruction:
GetDXExtendedJewishErrorDescriptionStruct(NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL);

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-04 18:07

>>24
XNA framework
Now you have two problems.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-04 18:41

>>27
But it runs on both platforms! Windows and XBox!

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-05 7:46

>>28
And that's your two problems.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-05 23:25

Anyway the all important contest starts in a month or two (the guy also said the elements will be a lot better)

This means we have 7-8 months to complete our entry and win awesome prizes.

I am messing around with .NET and DirectX (using a .NET Wrapper), by the time the contest starts I should be familiar with it.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-06 2:18

>>1
If you think anyone here is going to band together with you and program a game, you must be retarded.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-06 7:13

Submissions Due: April 4, 2008, at 2300 hours EST

erm, wtf?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-06 7:33

I think we can all easily agree that this game should come out for the Atari 2600.

Have you played Atari today?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-06 12:14

Have you haxed my anus today?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-06 12:30

>>31
But in the movies it always works out.

I expect to work hard with me and one teammate until a month before the contest ends. When a rival team with funding and an evil demanding leader kills my teammate in a way that leaves no evidence. Then all of /prog/ bands together and at the last minute sends me all of the bug fixes, code, and art assets needed. Then in the judging it goes to a sudden death tie and the tie breaker is who used the element "ponies" better. Luckily for me I put in a whole level of ponies dedicated to my dead teammate which puts us over the top and gives the win to the unfunded but relentless /prog/ team.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-06 12:33

>>32
That was the most recent elements tournament. The next one is starting in a month or two like is posted earlier. Also the elements should be a lot better (no ponies/accountants bullshit).

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-06 14:04

>>36
I prefer ponies, accountants and crystals to "emblem", "emotion", and that lot.

In any case, I am an expert gaem programmer, and I am interested.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-09 13:40

Video of my never to be finished game:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VweDOu_aopc

anyway I am still going to do this. Just waiting for the elements to be unveiled and working on my .net/directX ability.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-09 16:57

>>38
Hey cool, Mechwarrior music!
!!DISQUALIFIED FOR COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT!!

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-09 17:15

>>39
youtube has no copywrite infringement anywere

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-09 17:38

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBqOZSC2D7U

fixed

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-09 17:50

>>41
Hey cool, WCTSOTCWOS!
!!ACCEPTED FOR NO OTHER REASON!!

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-09 18:57

We cdr the spirits of the computer with our spells.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-09 19:02

WCTSOTCWOS Conjure The Spirits Of The Computer With Our Spells

Name: lolnamefag 2008-05-09 23:03

There is only one thing to do in a time like this... Make a game where you play as mudkip and run around eating small child(s).

>:( I'm srs

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-10 2:45

>>45
back to /b/

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-10 5:13

>>45
back to /pr/, faggot

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-10 8:48

>>45
child(s)
childrens*

Name: Sgt.Kabukiman윫䶾 2012-05-23 4:37

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