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What's /prog/'s opinion on

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-26 13:59

1. Reddit
2. MSDN
3. Slashdot
4. XKCD
5. Microsoft
6. /prog/
7. /pr/
8. /code/
9. Wokon
10. Y Combinator
11. Apple
12. Sun Microsystems
13. /b/
14. MIT
15. FSF

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-26 14:01

16. The GINGER

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-26 14:03

mapM_ (\x -> putStrLn $ show x ++ " == clearly inferior to CROMA LISP) [1..15]

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-26 14:07

1. Tsundere
2. PIG DISGUSTING
3. Armchair experts
4. HE'S SO FUNI ^____^
5. GOTO 2
6. /prog/
7. lol PHP programming

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-26 14:09

1. Reddit -> like it, find it useful
4. XKCD   -> hate it, find it pretentious

I'm pretty much indifferent about the rest.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-26 14:10

17. hax my anus

Name: !WokonZwxw2 2008-04-26 14:10

1. RON PAUL
2. Zomg Microsoffles. .NET API IS PRONOUNCED APPY 2.0
3. Linus Tarballs and GNNA
4. Python
5. Trolls
6. See 5
8. Hello, how may I help you with your Programming problem today? Would you like me to search google for you?
9. lol wut
10. Free blowjobs and Lisps for gingers
11. Faggots
12. See 11,5
13. back to it, please.
14. Hallowed Ground
15. Beards and C code. Smelly.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-26 14:19

1. Reddit - has its idiots and retarded downmodding but sometimes has interesting links
2. MSDN - has been useful to me when working on Windows
3. Slashdot - retarded, place for geeks and nerds, wish it would get shut down
4. XKCD - overrated, overquoted and overlinked. serves to demonstrate that saying what everyone is thinking [i]is funny[i], after all!
5. Microsoft - no opinion
6. /prog/ - /expert-troll/
7. /pr/ - morons lol i has code java all languages hases their purpose no trolling lest something interesting happens!!11
8. /code/ - better board than /prog/ or /pr/, pity about the modfags
9. Wokon - I don't know what that is
10. Y Combinator - if it helped THE GINGER it can help anyone!
11. Apple - It just works!!!!111
12. Sun Microsystems - who?
13. /b/ - /12yearolds--no,really,not-trolls,actual-12-year-olds/
14. MIT - SICP/God
15. FSF - no opinion

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-26 14:32

17. hax my anus AWESOME

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-26 14:34

1. Better than digg, but it still has too many people who don't program trying to be "xkcd/4chon funny"
2. I get free stuff out of MSDNAA. Not complaining.
3. That still exists? Beats digg, but "13 year old kid trying to act like an expert in order to get +5 insightful" is commonplace and fucking annoying.
4. Got too popular. Also FIOC.
5. Don't care for them, but I don't mind them either.
6. I only come here because there's a really good thread every 50 threads, but with all the “meme” spamming lately, the noise to signal ratio has been getting really bad.
7. lol php and 13 year old mods
8. HELLO I'M ANAL TOURING, CEO AND FOUNDER...
9. Faggot
10. The Ginger > Paul Graham
11. OS X is good, but they only focus on shitty trendy iCrap now. Hate the turn the company is taking.
12. Hate them for Java, but everything else they did isn't too bad.
13. Cancer killing the Internet, turning 15 year old boys into meme spouting zombies
14. Gods
15. Like them for what they do, but they're too obnoxious sometimes.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-26 14:38

ITT hivemind opinions.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-26 14:48

1. Reddit
2. MSDN
3. Slashdot
4. XKCD
5. Microsoft
6. /prog/
7. /pr/
8. /code/
9. Wokon
10. Y Combinator
11. Apple
12. Sun Microsystems
13. /b/
14. MIT
15. FSF


1. xkcd's right hand man, propagating the JOKES and SERIOUS PHP TURKEYS.
2. Not enough info
3. SECRET HACKER UNDERGROUND NEWS
4. Worshipping FIOC after using Perl? No thanks.
5. Let them be, I ceased to care over ten years ago.
6. Ugh... I don't mind the memes, I even occasionally use them when posting even in a serious discussion. But the recent anus haxing incident enrages me. Also, I love the fact that you can call a fucking idiot a fucking idiot.
7. Mods from Ubantoforums, homework help, game programming in PHP. No, thanks.
8. The /prog/ without actual context, immaculate essence of the memes. No.
9. You took my ID away, one day I'll get you.
10. Adult people ought to stop playing with toys.
11. Draining monies from the UNIX kernel in uncool. The fact that people pay for it, unbeknownst of what they're getting, in even more uncool.
12. Not enough info (Steele defected there, aye?)
13. I pop in every two or three days to check whether the cancer has subsided. I usually get bored after ten minutes.
14. The spawning pool of higher-grade programmers. Also, Sussman.
15. Let them do their stuff, free alternatives is always something useful.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-26 14:50

1. Reddit - I actually read it. HA HA READ IT REDDIT GET IT?
2. MSDN - I suck Steve's cock
3. Slashdot - who the fuck still reads this?
4. XKCD - I no longer like it because it's popular.
5. Microsoft - Harmless
6. /prog/ - WE CONJURE THE SPIRITS OF THE COMPUTER WITH OUR SPELLS
7. /pr/ - /php/
8. /code/ - Good, but no entertainment value.
9. Wokon - What
10. Y Combinator - lol
11. Apple - See 2. I like the OS. The low-end hardware is actually a pretty decent deal, even if the high-end can't compare with Hackintoshes.
12. Sun Microsystems - lol
13. /b/ - http://kei.iichan.net/b/ is good
14. MIT - Maybe I'd try if it was on my side of the planet
15. FSF - GNAA/Lunix
16. The GINGER - Rich

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-26 16:54

1. Reddit - ( ゚ ヮ゚)
2. MSDN - fucking frames
3. Slashdot - a complete waste of time
4. XKCD - used to like it before, but now i just plainly hate it. Not just because of FIOC, but the "romance" crap makes me feel bawwww so ronery ;_;
5. Microsoft - Boring
6. /prog/ - May be the most wonderful programming BBS, but now that it's flooded with hax my anus, it sucks. go back to /b/, sirs.
7. /pr/ - A great place to find stupid people
8. /code/ - Boring
9. Wokon - Didn't know about this namefag
10. Y Combinator - Your sister and 48 very smart people
11. Apple - LOL DESIGN
12. Sun Microsystems - ENTERPRISE TURNKEY JAVA SOLUTIONS
13. /b/ - It was a nice place to find gore some years ago, now it's filled with retards.
14. MIT - Not an amerifag, so I don't care.
15. FSF - Too bad their priority projects are a complete failure

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-26 17:01

1. Reddit : Don't give a shit.
2. MSDN : awesome, free stuff
3. Slashdot : shit to read when bored, notice the word shit
4. XKCD : Don't give a shit.
5. Microsoft : awesome next to apple
6. /prog/ : fail festival
7. /pr/ : better than /prog/
8. /code/ : better than /pr/
9. Wokon : Don't give a shit.
10. Y Combinator : Don't give a shit.
11. Apple : Pure shit
12. Sun Microsystems : LOL JAVA
13. /b/ : the center of the internet
14. MIT : Don't give a shit
15. FSF : Don't give a shit.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-26 17:04

>>11
``Great minds bleed alike", one would say.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-26 17:10

>>15
Based on the information included in >>15 I can safely assume that you are a faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-26 17:35

>>17
I question your criteria for faggotry, and conjecture that you are the faggot, >>17.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-26 17:53

>>18
I question whether you came here from /b/, and kindly ask you to go back there if you don't comprehend this ``ABSTRACT BULLSHITE'', >>18

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-26 18:01

>>15
5. Microsoft : awesome next to apple
...
11. Apple : Pure shit

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-26 18:12

>>20
i rofled
and haxed some anii

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-26 18:14

>>19
I have both /b/ and /prog/ open in separate tabs, using Opera browser.

www.opera.com

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-26 20:07

>>15
Wow, you certainly are a faggot. CS major, first year of college?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-26 20:29

>>23
I'm proud to announce that you have been trolled successfully, or ``YHBT'' as the saying goes.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-26 20:40

>23 is a beet troll

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-26 20:43

>>24,25
Oh, these words are so beautiful. Is my old /prog/ back?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-26 20:47

/prog/? No, this is hax my anus, bitch!

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-26 21:01

>>26 Yes Steve, /prog/ will now commence normal operations.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-26 21:10

>>27
http://yhbt.net and GTFO
Also, sage. I'm too lazy to type sage in the email field, but it's the thought that counts.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-27 0:30

1 - ?, 2 - Good, 3 - OK, 4 - Meh, 5 - Fail, 6 - Fail, 7 - Fail, 8 - Fail, 9 - ?, 10 - ?, 11 - $5000 please, 12 - Better Java than Windows CE in our Blu-Ray players, 13 - Stopped being cool in early 2007, 14 - Meh, 15 - Absolutely awesome.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-27 0:31

/hax my anus/

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-27 1:12

hax >>31's anus

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-27 1:25

>>23
Second year actually.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-10 20:11

1. Reidick - Okay to good if you avoid the numerous retards
2. MSDN - Bullshit and bad fags
3. /. - Good fags
4. XKCD - Meh
5. Microsoft - DRMed bullshit™®
6. /prog/ - Greatest programming circle-jerk ever, even though I wouldn't want to meet any of you IRL
7. /pr/ - Pussies
8. /code/ - Serious business, less fun but better than /pr/
9. Wokon - Murkloar
10. Y Combinator - Good stuff
11. Apple - Slick bullshit (now at only $5000 please)
12. Sun - Tsundere
13. /b/ - Used to be great, got invaded with cancer, all there remains now is a big tumour
14. MIT - The pantheon of gods
15. FSF - Best software foundation ever

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-10 23:29

1. RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL
2. Never had cause to use it, and I'd like to keep it that way
3. Far-right circle-jerk
4. Hurr durr pretentious moron
5. To be avoided
6. Not the worst way to spend half an hour
7. The worst way to spend half an hour
8. Which?
9. No opinion
10. Paul Graham sullies the memory of Haskell Curry
11. Shit software and even shitter hardware; fanboys are a pain
12. Shit hardware and even shitter software
13. Was better before the mean age dropped to fourteen
14. The Sussman is wasting his talents
15. Necessary

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-11 0:23

1. Reddit - I liked it for the first few months. Then people started using it.
2. MSDN - Irrelevant.
3. Slashdot - Still pretty OK if you browse at +5 and ignore `opinion' posts.
4. XKCD - Not as bad as people say, has gone seriously downhill, though.
5. Microsoft - This might surprise you, but I own an Xbox. Otherwise, I don't do business with them, which makes my life tolerable.
6. /prog/ - EXPERT PROGRAMMERS
7. /pr/ - what
8. /code/ - Politically correct discussion for programmers who can't program.
9. Wokon - Is dead.
10. Y Combinator - A club of circle-jerking Paul Graham fanboys.
11. Apple - If it wasn't for OS X, I would've never touched those things. I hate Apple fanboys.
12. Sun Microsystems - I guess they're going the way of SGI in the recent future. lol Java.
13. /b/ - Terrible!
14. MIT - SICP
15. FSF - I kind of agree with their ideals, but they manage to be a really annoying bunch of stuck-up assholes most of the time.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-11 2:58

1. Reddit - Funny sometimes, good links sometimes, comments are mostly appealing to THE PRECIOUS UPMOD.
2. MSDN - Don't use it.
3. Slashdot - Never found it interesting or amusing. Also, THE PRECIOUS UPMOD.
4. XKCD - Found it mildly amusing a few years ago before it sucked. Still gets a smile but that's nothing special; I get a smile from looking at a pair of tits.
5. Microsoft - Lacking innovation. Here to stay for a while, like IBM? I don't know. Don't care.
6. /prog/ - Very funny, lots of witty people and the odd great discussion, but best of all non-committal, and private. Best memes on 4chan are right here.
7. /pr/ - Awful. Truly awful. Slow, retarded, NO TROLLS, and worst of all faggot mod(s).
8. /code/ - Sensible discussion but, like Ruby, SLOW AS FUCK. Not particularly entertaining. Might as well discuss something in a real forum or mailing list.
9. Wokon - nokoW
10. Y Combinator - Just another vanity forum. Also, THE PRECIOUS UPMOD.
11. Apple - Nice products, shame about the culture.
12. Sun Microsystems - Yeah... Java is all I hear about Sun. No real opinion
13. /b/ - 4chan's /b/ used to be funny, 7chan's is obscure and unpopular again (like /prog/, and thus, like /prog/) is funny and good.
14. MIT - One word: FORCED INDENTATION OF CODE
15. FSF - Influential. I don't know anything about law or copyright, though, so I don't appreciate them as fully as I could.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-11 7:08

I got banned from /pr/ for trolling. Can you believe it?

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-11 20:23

>>39
Terrible!

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-11 21:53

>>39
Oh yeah? Get banned from /prog/ for trolling, then come talk to me.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-12 1:16

>>41
Wokon, is that really you?

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-12 2:28

where are /pr/ and /code/?

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-12 2:46

>>43
The places which must not be named, for they carry a connotation that some may find unpleasant.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-12 3:18

>>44 meant to say that they are scientific and ultimately constructive places, so you should do your best to avoid them.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-12 5:08

>>45
/pr/
scientific

???

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 12:38

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Name: Anonymous 2013-06-04 5:58

1. Reddit
le funny XD
2. MSDN
windows is for MUH GAYMEZ not programming
3. Slashdot
ENTERPRISE
4. XKCD
Terrible!
5. Microsoft
More like Microshit.
6. /prog/
Shit.
7. /pr/
8. /code/

Two posts a year.
9. Wokon
``faggot''
10. Y Combinator
``I'm gonna write about blog post about a blog post I read on Hacker News and then post it to Hacker News.''
11. Apple
They give me gas, I prefer oranges.
12. Sun Microsystems
U MENA ORACLE?
13. /b/
e/b/in
14. MIT
Where the bitchez at?
15. FSF
Communism.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-04 7:49

What's /prog/'s opinion on
1. Meaning of life
2. Infinity of the Universe
3. The good of humanity
4. The ethical dilemma of shaving nostrils
5. Moral ramifications of pubertant adultery
6. Extraterrestrial life
7. The danger of bacterial and viral weaponry in today's World
8. Giant island cocoa hermit crabs
9. The size of Angelina Jolie's lips
10. Basque independence
11. The consequences of gun production via 3D-printing
12. Stalin's critique of the Trotskist interpretation of Marxism-Leninism
13. The extent of endothermia in extinct dinosaurs
14. Jewish-American military-industrial complex
15. The premature discontinuation of the Dr. House series

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-04 7:53

>>52
clearly has been training his retoids vigorously

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-04 9:22

What the fuck is /code/?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-04 13:38

>>54
4-ch

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-04 13:41

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Name: Anonymous 2013-06-04 13:47

Reddit - Jew-owned
MSDN - Jew-owned
Microsoft - Jew-owned
Sun Microsystems/Oracle - Jew-owned
MIT - Jew-hole, full of Sussmans, Chomskys, Minskys and Stallmans
FSF - Jew-owned

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-04 13:55

>>52
Angelina Jolie
Jewish whore.

Her father is an avid Zionist:
"There will be no peace on Earth, until all nations come to appreciate the Jews. When I say that, I mean it." -- Jon Voight, Jewish-American actor, winner of one Academy Award, and of three Golden Globe Awards (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KW-0TsD790)

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-04 13:59

>>61
And all people of the earth shall see that thou are called by the name of the LORD; and they shall be afraid of thee.

And the LORD shall make thee the head, and not the tail; and thou shalt be above only, and thou shalt not be beneath; if that thou shalt hearken unto the commandments of the LORD thy God, which I command thee this day, to observe them and to do them... (Deuteronomy 28:9-13)

And the LORD thy God will put out those nations before thee by little and little: thou mayest not consume them at once, lest the beasts of the field increase upon thee. But the LORD thy God shall deliver them unto thee, and shall destroy them with a mighty destruction, until they be destroyed. And he shall deliver their kings into thine hand, and thou shalt destroy their name from under heaven: there shall no man be able to stand before thee, until thou have destroyed them. The graven images of their gods shall ye burn with fire (Deuteronomy 7:22-25)

But thus shall ye deal with them; ye shall destroy their altars, and break down their images, and cut down their groves, and burn their graven images with fire. For thou art an holy people unto the LORD thy God: the LORD thy God hath chosen thee to be a special people unto himself, above all people that are upon the face of the earth. (Deuteronomy 7:5-6)

The LORD shall open unto thee his good treasure, the heavens to give the rain unto thy land in his season, and to bless all the work of thy hand: and thou shalt lend unto many nations, and thou shalt not borrow.

But as for those my enemies, who would not have me reign over them, bring them hither, and kill them before me (Luke 19:27)

Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword. For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law. And a man's foes shall be they of his own household. He that loves father or mother more than me is not worthy of me: and he that loves son or daughter more than me is not worthy of me. And he that takes not his cross, and follows after me, is not worthy of me. He that finds his life shall lose it. (Matthew 10:34)

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-04 14:00

>>61
``There will be no peace on Earth, until all nations come to appreciate killing the Jews'' - Me

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-04 15:53

``I am a closet kike but my dad told me to strap bombs to my body and go to the Knesset'' - >>63

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-04 18:28

00. Nigger
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02. Nigger
03. Nigger
04. Nigger
05. Nigger
06. Nigger
07. Nigger
08. Nigger
09. Nigger
0A. Nigger
0B. Nigger
0C. Nigger
0D. Nigger
0E. Nigger

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-04 18:42

>>64
*self-hating kike

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-04 20:42

check 'em

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-04 21:16

>>64,66
Jewish American*

>>65
African American*

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-04 22:29

>>68
Sorry.

``I am a closet Jewish American kike but my dad told me to strap bombs to my body and go to the Knesset'' - >>63

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