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Name: Anonymous 2008-04-24 11:12

Yes, there aren't a lot of ``helpful'' replies on [spoiler]/prog/[/spolier]. While you might like to attribute this ``fault'' to those who post the replies, doing such makes an incorrect assumption as to the nature of this board. Unlike other boards on other sites, /prog/ isn't about "halp me do this" or "halp me do that". We don't exist to give advice to people who, honestly, don't know enough about programming to help themselves.
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Ultimately, it is not /prog/ which is unhelpful. We help those who help themselves. If you want to have a serious discussion, start a serious discussion. Don't come crawling to us about your stupid bullshit -- we have enough of that already.
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Thanks for reading,
Christopher.

tl;dr maybe you shouldn't even be on /prog/

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-24 11:13

>>1
Haha, took me a second to recognize my own bullshite (the double-dash is my trademark).

YHBT. YHL. HAND.

Love,
Christopher.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-24 11:34

>>2
No, I do that as well.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-24 11:37

>>2
Sorry to disappoint you, but everyone uses the double dash as a substitute for the em-dash.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-24 12:01

>>3-4
My life is over -- I am not unique.

Just kidding, I don't really give that big of a shit. But my god I just had a fucking wonderful chocolate milkshake. I made it mostly with ice and skim milk so it was nice and light; the cold froth against my throat contrasting with the humid breeze blowing through the house and the hot nigger dick thrusting up my ass was just a great combination. Made browsing the internet much more entertaining after receiving the phonecall this morning telling me that I shouldn't bother coming into work today because, well, I'm fired.

I could use another fucking chocolate milkshake...

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-24 12:53

>>5
Kagamin?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-24 12:57

>>1
Bampu for truth

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-24 16:29

>>4
Fuck you — no I don't.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-24 16:34

>>8
You misused the em-dash in your attempt at elitism. Consult Wikipedia for further criticism.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-24 17:21

>>9
Wat? l2punctuate.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-24 17:22

>>10
Is that even relevant to the topic..

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-24 17:23

>>11
...or is it just your way of saying...

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-24 17:23

>>9
That is snobbery, not elitism.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-24 17:26

I've read Snow Crash.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-24 17:38

while (anus){
  hax(anus);
}

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-24 17:40

>>14
I've read Neuromancer.

It wasn't very good.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-24 17:44

>>16
I've read Snow Crash.

I liked it, but I don't have anything to compare it to, so this doesn't count. Also, I'm reading Cryptonomicon now.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-24 17:44

>>16
I've read hax my anus.
It was very good and my anus was haxed.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-24 21:56

>>16
What didn't you like about Neuromancer? I didn't enjoy it as much as Snow Crash, but I certainly enjoyed it.

reading the Little Schemer now, SICP is next.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-24 23:51

>>19
I think what happened was this: I started reading it, and maybe 1/19th of the way in I took a break to read TRANSMETROPOLITAN. I'm not sure if it just failed to compare or if I really liked the beginning more than the rest, but the whole way through I didn't like it as much as I had hoped.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 6:39

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Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 6:52


l2punctuate?

Name: Trollbot9000 2009-07-01 9:16


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Name: Anonymous 2009-07-21 3:10

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