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Yes, there aren't a lot of ``helpful'' replies on [spoiler]/prog/[/spolier]. While you might like to attribute this ``fault'' to those who post the replies, doing such makes an incorrect assumption as to the nature of this board. Unlike other boards on other sites, /prog/ isn't about "halp me do this" or "halp me do that". We don't exist to give advice to people who, honestly, don't know enough about programming to help themselves.
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Ultimately, it is not /prog/ which is unhelpful. We help those who help themselves. If you want to have a serious discussion, start a serious discussion. Don't come crawling to us about your stupid bullshit -- we have enough of that already.
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Thanks for reading,
Christopher.

tl;dr maybe you shouldn't even be on /prog/

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My life is over -- I am not unique.

Just kidding, I don't really give that big of a shit. But my god I just had a fucking wonderful chocolate milkshake. I made it mostly with ice and skim milk so it was nice and light; the cold froth against my throat contrasting with the humid breeze blowing through the house and the hot nigger dick thrusting up my ass was just a great combination. Made browsing the internet much more entertaining after receiving the phonecall this morning telling me that I shouldn't bother coming into work today because, well, I'm fired.

I could use another fucking chocolate milkshake...