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Art of Computer Programming

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-23 12:53

1 & 2 have arrived from eBay. Hurrah! Oh god, it has assembly code in it. Satori, here I come!

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-23 13:01

Hello, would you like to take a peek at my three volumes of tAoCP?

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Name: Anonymous 2008-04-23 13:11

>>2
House of Leaves owns.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-23 13:14

My opinion regarding tAoCP is hax my anus.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-23 13:18

HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF MEN'S WAREHOUSE. I HAVE READ TAOCP MANY TIMES WHILE PRODDING YOUR MOTHER WITH MY GIGANTIC MEAT SWAB AND MAKING HER CUM MULTIPLE TIMES OVER MY PERSIAN RUG. WHILE THE MIXTURE OF MY MAN JUICE AND HER VAGINAL FLUID LEFT QUITE A STAIN ON THE RUG, FRET NOT. SHE REPAID FOR THE DAMAGE BY HAVING ME SHIT DOWN HER THROAT AND THEN PEEING ON MY FACE. I GUARANTEE IT.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-23 13:44

>>3
owns
back to ... er... 2005

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-23 13:55

>>6
This might surprise you, but I witnessed the usage of the construct ``pwned'' no earlier than a month ago.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-23 13:57

>>6
Where are your manners?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-23 14:01

>>6
The only appropriate term I could find at the moment.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-23 14:06

I configured my mouse gestures to form mnemonics. And so, ``download link'' is executed by moving the mouse down and left (DL, down-load), and 4chan is set to LUL (conveniently, 2ch is assigned to RUR).

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-23 14:30

>>5
Quite possibly the shittiest attempt at pasta ever.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-23 16:12

>>2
Fuck you, I was expecting CP when I clicked that.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-23 16:13

>>11
DID YOU JUST CALL GEORGE ZIMMER KOPIPE [m][o][u][b]SHITTY[b][u][o][/m]?!

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-23 18:09

I'm holding out for the commemorative limited collector's edition ``Art of Computer Programming: Complete set, MMIX edition.''

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-23 18:16

>>13
Probably just this one, because it is shitty. It has no good methaphors, no meter and no structure. There are no in-jokes and the charactaristic prestige dialect and absurd size of his manhood are missing too. A monkey could have written better kopipe. I GUARANTEE IT.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-23 18:33

Well, I'm not from america, i don't have enough money to get an international credit card, so it's quite complex buying these nice1 books. At least I can read SICP online..

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Name: Anonymous 2008-04-23 18:41

Well, I'm not from america, i don't have enough money to get an international credit card, so it's quite complex buying these nice1 books. At least I can hax my anus online..

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Name: Anonymous 2008-04-23 19:37

>>16
Russian?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-23 21:22

>>16
Xarn?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-23 21:50

Hax my Xarnus

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-23 22:31

>>16
I'm from England; I buy books with Paypal (using my bank account). Amazon, the piece of shit that it is, does not support Paypal, so I have to use Barnes and Noble or eBay.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-23 22:46

or you can just get the ebook for free

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-23 22:46

im american im the best were the best country

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-24 3:12

Hurrah!

That followed by the word "god" made me read it as "Haruhi".

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-24 7:21

>>2
Christopher

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-24 7:28

>>25
You are making a big mistake.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-24 11:19

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-24 11:21

>>2
nice second edition faggot

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-24 11:35

>>28
try to get the first edition somewhere faggot

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-24 11:44

>>28
>>29
Surely you want the latest edition (third), as it contains all recent corrections and stuff.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-24 11:49

>>27
Yes, and I'm going to bid on it.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-24 12:59

TAOCP Art Of Computer Programming

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-24 14:34

The Tao of CP

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-25 8:40

How much is that worth then/

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-25 8:58

>>34
About £80, or $2,000,040.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-27 4:43

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